Yay! Third chapter! Sorry for updating so late! Oh, I forgot I don't own anything! Any thoughts are in italics!

On the Slightly Green but Mostly Yellow Brick Road!

Tommy, Sonny, Lance, and Claude, were currently walking through a dark, scary, and creepy forest. The roots were overgrown, the trees reached for the skies, and the branches intertwined, and blocked out any hope of seeing the sun.

"Uh, Sonny, are there any sort of, wild animals, in this forest?"

"Well, Tommy, there are mostly lions and tigers and bears!"

"Oh my!"

Then in a split-second, a blur of golden-brown fur shot out in front of them! He held his fists up, and demanded that someone fight him. The lion insulted Sonny and Lance, then he turned towards Claude, and he threatened the angry cairn terrier. Tommy boxed the lion's nose and simultaneously picked Claude up.

"You ought not pick on little dogs!"

"Ack! Is my nose bleeding? It feels like its bleeding!"

"No, it isn't bleeding, you big coward!"

"I know I'm a coward, but I am so gosh-danged ugly, I can't sleep!"

"Ya, I agree, you are ugly, why don't you come along and Oz can give you courage and cure your ugly!"

"Hmm, Okay!"

Lance linked his arms with Sonny, who in turn, linked his arms with Tommy, who linked arms with the newcomer, Ken. The group skipped off, singing the same jaunty tune as before.

~The Wicked Witch of the West's lair~

Mercedes peered into her crystal ball, and stared at the group, much like a basement-dwelling stalker. She wanted to do something really evil, just because she wanted those gorgeous, silverslippers. I need something poisonous, pleasing to the eye, and soothing to the smell. Porn? Wait, that's not poisonous or soothing…Poppies! That'll put em' to sleep!

Mercedes cackled at her own joke then she punched a flying monkey, named Dimitri, in the face, for no reason whatsoever.

~Back on the Slightly Green but Mostly Yellow Brick Road~

The group was walking along when they came to a great, big, gaping ditch, of unhappiness. It seemed like it was a million miles wide and a million miles deep. If you fell, your body would land with a terrible splat, then it would lie limp and lifeless at the bottom, as if you were nothing but a useless sack of rancid meat. As Lance peeked over the side, he lost his balance, the scarecrow almost went tumbling over the side, if Tommy had not grabbed the tail of his shirt. Lance was too dumb to realize that falling over the edge, was a bad thing.

Tommy looked around and his eyes landed on ugly Ken, when he got a brilliant idea! One person could sit on Ken and he could jump across the ditch, where they land safely on the other side! Although knowing Lance, he would probably slide off due to his stupidity. Well, time to take chances right?

Tommy piped up and explained his wonderful plan. Ken was awfully wary of Tommy's idea, but Tommy threatened to make ken look in a mirror. Ken agreed to the plan shortly after Tommy's "comment".

Tommy was the first to go since he came up with the idea. Once Tommy and Claude had been planted firmly on Ken's back, Ken charged at the ditch before he landed ungracefully on the other side. This step had been repeated twice. One time with dim-witted Lance and a second time with the shiny, ever-so gorgeous, but heartless Sonny.

Tommy thought about patting Ken on the back for his mediocre work, but he recoiled in disgust when he saw Ken's ugly face. Everyone then linked arms and skipped off singing the same oh-so-jaunty tune from before.

~Le Poppy Field~

Soon the group came to a poppy field! In the distance Emerald City gleamed. Tommy was so happy, he broke off in to a run. Sonny playfully jogged along towards Tommy. Lance and Ken followed after. Tommy started slowing down and his lids started to get heavy. Emerald City wasn't far off from where the poppy field ended.

Soon, Tommy, Claude, and Ken had fallen asleep. Sonny and Lance hadn't fallen asleep because they weren't warm-blooded or anything. Sonny had been stricken with so much grief he turned into a sobbing, inconsolable mess. His tears rusted his face which made him cry even more. It was a terrifying catch-22!

CLIFFHANGER! He, I hope this story brings happiness to anyone who reads this. This chapter was so terrible it almost made me cry out of shame. Anyway, press the button that says review, it'll make ya feel good. I promise!*winkwink*