Sunlight warmed the fair face of a Jashinist as the cool wind picked up, causing colored leave to flee their homes in the trees. The North had much more seasonal changes, though some were quite quick. Either way, it didn't matter to Hidan. He liked it. Not to his surprise, a small cherry blossom landed on his leg. He picked up and examined it, remembering that day many years ago. For some reason, Hidan instantly looked, searching for one particular person.

"Hidan, come get some food while it's still here," Konan beckoned with a smile on her pretty face. He nodded and got up from his chair on the back porch of the three story building that he shared with his friends. Not long after Kakuzu left, all his friends hooked up. Konan and Pein went out officially, Sasori and Deidara went out immediately, Zetsu and Tobi following them soon, and lastly Kisame and Itachi went out, but then all their parents kicked them out because they were homophobic; Konan and Pein were the only ones that left with parents still loving them. The group knew Hidan would be more depressed without them, so they invited him to tag along. Hidan agreed instantly to pitch with finances since all his life saving's and college fund was strictly for his uses with no parent intervention. He left his family in the middle of the night and hasn't seen them since.

The house was really nice, surprising that they could keep up with it. It was three floors that were divided in two. First was for everyone on one side, and the other was for Konan and Pain. The second floor was for Kisame and Itachi on one side, and Zetsu and Tobi on the other. The top floor was for the two artists on one, and Hidan by himself on one side. Everything furnished simply, nothing really fancy, considering they had to manage their funds.

Moving on to educational status, Hidan graduated high school when eighteen even though he was held back a year because Hidan changed his attitude (somewhat). He was currently finishing his third year of college along with Deidara, Kisame, and Itachi; Konan and Pein already graduated along with Sasori while Zetsu was finishing his second year with Tobi. All of them worked small jobs around town and worked together to keep things running smoothly. Pein was the leader of them; sometimes he felt like the father of the family they had, which even had its own last name since everyone kinda abandoned their families (except the leader and his girlfriend). On the mailbox had the name inside a red and white cloud: Akatsuki.

Now, relationship status wise, Konan and Pein were married, next month being their one year anniversary. Kisame and Itachi were engaged, as well as Sasori and Deidara, but Zetsu and Tobi were taking things slow…REAL slow. But all were very happy in their relationships.

Well, Hidan didn't have his relationship. He did what Kakuzu said to and has kept faithful, not glancing at another man or woman. Numbness and longing were the leeches that lived inside Hidan, eating away his cheering air. While he was still himself, it was never the same without Kakuzu. Hidan began wondering if the miser forgot all about him since it's been so long.

Hidan made a lunge for the last three chicken legs and got two biscuits then began to chow down. Deidara looked at the plate and whined, "Hidan, you took the last chicken leg!"

"So?"

"I wanted—"

"Here, before you start complaining, brat," Sasori interrupted, handing his fiancé his chicken leg. Deidara narrowed his eyes at him. "I'm not a brat, un!"

"Sure you are. Enjoy," Sasori chuckled then kissed the blonde to shut up, something very common. Hidan looked away and ran a hand through his hair, which was no long shoulder length. He cut it to the back of his neck and sleeked the silver locks almost every day. He also had a very good muscular body, courtesy of working out frequently.

"Hey, senpai's! Look! Tobi sees someone coming here from the woods!"

Everyone instantly gathered around the large window that lead to the backyard. Indeed, there was a tall figure that was slowly making its way up the small hill with the tall grass growing. The figure was male and was wearing black pants with a white button up shirt. It was a very familiar figure…

Pein narrowed his eyes. "Probably another lost tourist."

"I don't know, un. He looks really familiar."

"I agree with Deidara on this one."

"Of course you do, Sasori…but this time I think we all do," Konan inputted, gazing the figure. Hidan was silent as he focused on the figure. How was he familiar? But then it struck him!

Hidan didn't even care if his guess was wrong. He flung out of the door and began to sprint down to the figure, who stopped because of the sight. The figure smirked and open his arms up. Hidan know knew he was right! He couldn't believe it!

As soon as he was close enough, Hidan leaped, meaning to glomp the figure, but unfortunately, there were different plans. The man stepped to the side, letting Hidan fall on his stomach, which in response made the figure crack up with laughter. Hidan whirled around to look up at the man and smirked.

"Well that wasn't nice, was it Kakuzu?"

The green eyed man smirked and offered his hand. "What happened to my nickname?"

"You took too long. You have any idea what's I've fucking been through?" Hidan complained, taking up the offer. Kakuzu tilted his head then pulled up the Jashinist right in his arm, wrapping his free arm around the silver haired man. Hidan blushed a little while Kakuzu's expression was one of tender love. "Actually I do. I had to go all these years without my lover. I wanted to come back sooner, but I knew I couldn't till I was at where I wanted to be. But then I realized something—someone was missing."

Hidan pressed his forehead to Kakuzu's. "I guess we both can't fucking be complete without the other, as corny as it is. Oh, by the way, happy birthday Kakuzu." ((A/N: Yes, the date is August 15th))

Kakuzu was stunned but smiled nonetheless. "Thank you. And I assume you don't have my gift?"

"Well how was I fucking supposed to know you were fucking showing up?!"

"It's okay Hidan. I know the perfect gift you can give me."

Hidan raised a suspicious eyebrow, expecting something perverted to come out of the miser's mouth. No, instead, Kakuzu got down on one knee while opening a small box. "Marry me, Hidan."

Hidan stared with wide eyes at the silver band with tiny amethyst embedded in it. He stammered until Kakuzu inputted, "Are you trying to say yes? Oh, and you're parents agreed to pay for the wedding."

"What? You talked to them?"

"Yes. Your father says to go pick out a nice white dress, or at least a white tuxedo." The miser smirked at this while Hidan flinched. "Hidan, what's your answer?"

Hidan smirked. "There's no one else I rather be with forever."

Kakuzu finally stood up and slipped the ring onto his new fiancé. And at last, almost five year later, the miser's and the Jashinist's lips met in a perfect kiss.

"YAY! Kakuzu- and Hidan-Senpai are getting married!"

Kakuzu and Hidan turned around to see their friends hurrying down to congratulate the newly engaged couple. There were hugs and lots of smiles at the reunion. Hidan gazed at his love, his fiancé and thought to himself, No one else more perfect.

Ok, that's the official end of the story, but here's a little something extra.

"Kakuzu, where'd you put my damn beer?"

Kakuzu sighed as his husband came stomping in with a glare. Kakuzu motioned to the trash. Hidan snapped, "I wasn't finished with it, damn it!"

"Watch your language, Hidan. Eri is here. You don't want to be a bad influence on Konan's and Pein's daughter, do you?"

Hidan rolled his lavender eyes and moved on with Kakuzu right behind him to the living room, where all the Akatsuki family was gathered. It was about 10 years later, and things were good for them. Everyone was married and in their own house. Konan and Pein even had a little girl, Eri, who was currently teething with a safe plastic ring thing. Deidara leaned over the little girl. "She's so cute, Konan! It's not fair, un."

"Why? Do you think you'd make a girl as pretty as mine?"

"Ha! You wish your girl would be as good lookin' as mine would be, un!"

"You mean ours? Takes two to make a baby, brat," Sasori smirked, fiddling with Deidara's long blonde hair. "Maybe we'll start putting you in dresses, and you'll get pregnant then with our beautiful girl."

"Danna, stop!" Deidara muttered as his face flushed. Kisame chuckled, "I bet Itachi's would be the prettiest of them all."

Itachi blushed bright red, causing a round of laughter, but before Itachi could open his mouth, Hidan inputted, "Another stony girl running around? No thank you."

"Shut it, both of you," muttered Itachi, glaring. Tobi suddenly shouted, "Tobi would make good boys and girls!"

"Tobi, we're not having either, even if it was possible," Zetsu sighed out, calming his husband down. Tobi pouted behind his mask. "Why not?"

"Because Zetsu would eat them or make another him…or worse, another you," Hidan smirked. Tobi glared behind his mask. "Hidan-Senpai is mean."

"Who said I had to be nice?"

"So what about you two?" Konan inquired. "Who would have the pretty girl?"

"Obviously him," BOTH Kakuzu and Hidan said, resulting in the married couple to glare at each other.

"It would obviously be you, Hidan, because you're the girlier one."

"That may be, but you've become the uke more than I have."

"Ha! Then you've miscounted because there more screams from you than me."

"TMI!" Deidara shouted, shaking his head. "Let's just say it'd be a 50, 50 chance, un."

"Hidan-Senpai! Kakuzu-Senpai! This song reminds Tobi of you two," Tobi shouted, turning up the volume. Taylor Swift's "Love Story" came on.

" It's a love story, baby, just say, 'yes'."

Well, I got tired of waiting,
Wondering if you were ever coming around.
My faith in you was fading,
When I met you on the outskirts of town.

And I said,
"Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting for you, but you never come.
Is this in my head,
I don't know what to think,"

He knelt to the ground,
And pulled out a ring and said,
"Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone.
I love you, and that's all I really know.
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress,
It's a love story, baby just say yes."
Ohhhh ohhh
We were both young when I first saw you... "

"Hey, you're right Tobi, un!"

"Almost on target."

"It does remind you of them."

"Shut up!" Kakuzu and Hidan snapped, but their friends just smiled. Kisame noted, "Hey, don't be mean to us. It was because of us that you two even went to the ball in the first place! So you owe us big!"

"Yeah, un! You two wouldn't have ever happened if it weren't for us!"

"Ah, but then you guys wouldn't have happened because, while you did meet at the ball, it was mine and Hidan's relationship that made your relationships. So we're even."

"Damn it!" Kisame and Deidara cursed, and Pein smacked both of him. "Watch your tongues! My child is in front of you!"

"Sheesh, sorry Pein," the two fools apologized. But they got a lecture anyways.

Kakuzu pulled Hidan more into his lap and rested his chin on his lover's shoulder. Then he whispered in his ear, "You would make an interesting parent, Hidan."

"Kakuzu…shut the fuck up, or else I'll have to be rougher with you tonight."

"When are you going to learn that I can rise up to your challenges?"

"When are you gonna learn the same with me?"

Yep, both thought to themselves, there's no one else more fucking perfect.

DA END! Please review because I really want to hear all your opinions on this story.

Also, someone also suggested making a cosplay movie out of this. I'd do it if I knew any Akatsuki cosplayers, which I don't. So if any of you want to help out, just PM me titling it "KakuHida Cosplay Movie" or something like that. Just a little something I thought you all may want to know.