Hey, uh, Nova Scotia, right? It's BC. So I was talking to Ontario earlier
(not by choice. Geeze, is he ever NOT annoying?) about trying to catch the
Ogopogo (I swear it's not a hallucination this time!), and he said you could
probably help with that. Would you be interested? It's fine if you say no, I
can probably get Japan to help if you can't. Also, I realized a little while
ago that I know pretty much nothing about all of you out East. Why do you guys
have milk in bags? I mean if the bag gets stabbed by a pencil or something
then everything spills out and it's kind of stupid if you ask me but I have no
idea. Also, I heard that people speak French outside of Quebec. Pretty much no
one speaks French over here, so I was wondering if it's just as common to hear
French as it is English over there (kind of like how at my place, Chinese
languages are pretty common)? Ugh I feel so clueless.

Well, I'm sorry for making you put up with my idiotic psychobabble. I must
seem pretty annoying, huh?

the beautiful British Columbia

Dear British Columbia,

Hello, BC! Nice to talk to you! Yeah, I could probably help with catching the Ogopogo with you. I'm always chasing after wendigoes, so it can't be that much different, right?

As for the milk bags…I'm honestly surprised you guys don't have milk bags. I thought it was a stereotype of the big man Canada himself? Eh, I don't know. We don't just use milk bags. Milk is also available in cartons and jugs like the rest of the world, so people can choose depending on their preference. Milk bags use less plastic than cartons and jugs, so they're actually better for the environment. Not better than, say, glass jugs, but good nonetheless. It's also easier to freeze milk in bags(you know, for making home-made drinks or something!), and we can re-use the bags for sandwiches or whatever, too. Apart from that…I'm not really sure of the actual reason, though!

As for the French….well, there is quite a bit of French being spoken here in Nova Scotia. It's mostly near Acadian-dense areas. I've heard a lot of French being spoke in Auld's Cove, near where my sister lives. There's a lot of Gaelic being learned, too, although the language nearly died out some years ago with the work of Canada, Ontario, and England. *hmph!*

Anyway, I didn't mind talking to you. You're not annoying at all! Annoying is being hit with a potato whenever I get too loud and tick PEI off! Hahaha!

May your Keith's never empty,

Mainland Nova Scotia~