A/N: Hello people, I just want to say hi and that I hope you like the new story.
R&R
Disclaimer-I own nothing- if i did Sirius would still be alive.
I never drink hard liquor. In fact, if it was anything besides an strawberry martini, I didn't touch it. But today was special. My best friend, in the entire world, was getting married and it was my job, as the maid of honor, to drown my sorrows in hard liquor so I can numb the pain of realizing that I was the last of my friends that was still single.
So here I sit drinking a bottle of firewhisky and pretending to laugh with my friends while inside I'm battling between crying, screaming, and passing out drunk. As of right now, they all seem pretty likely. "I'm telling you I know who they are!" Insisted her friend Mary to Jenna her other friend. For the last five minutes or so they had debated whether or not Mary actually recognized a pair of guys at the other side of the bar. "Mary face it you are drunk!" exclaimed Jenna heatedly. I looked away and watched the other people in the bar. I looked to were the pair that was the cause of the argument. And nearly chocked.
"Holy fuck!" I said shocked. Looking to were I was staring Alice giggled and said "I know there hot right!" "Alice!" admonished Jenna. You are getting married tomorrow!" the only problem was that it was ruined by her giggling as she two watched the two men as one walked away. I muttered an excuse about getting another drink and slid off my stool. I walked over to were the remaining one was sitting and sat next to him and said nonchalantly
"Fancie seeing you here Black." I was acutely aware of my friends gazes burning into my back. The man chocked on his drink and swung around to gape at me before smiling and replying "It's a free country Lily-flower." Sirius Black grinned at me like an idiotic school boy and promptly said "Soo Evens, how've you been since Hogwarts?" "Good and you?" I replied politely. He snorted and said "Look Lily no disrespect or anything but why did you come over here? Not that I'm not glad to see you!" he added hurriedly. I snorted and said, all with a strait face "Well Black you see, after being dragged to my best friends batchlerette party while all I wanted to do was sulk about being single, I promptly found you and created a mind numbingly simple plan of getting us both drunk and then I would seduce you have my wicked ways with you and then tie you to the cheap hotel bed and steal all of your clothes, to sell so that I could bye enough ice cream to last a week and then eat it all in one day while sobbing my eyes out about being forever alone." I finished calmly and took a small sip from my bottle. He gaped, unashamed at me and burst into laughter before gasping out "You are drunk" "Stage one, of my plan complete!" I smirked.
"LILY EVENS!" Mary yelled, and yet was barley heard over the sounds of music and drunken laughter. We both jumped any ways and turned to see her stalking towered me and grabbing my arm while hissing in my ear "Lily Evens if you know two totally hot, and mysterious guys you tell me about them!" she then proceeded to smile at Black and dragged me away. I glanced at black and mouthed "Help me!" he just chuckled and waved. It took me another hour to escape my friends and Sirius's companion still hasn't returned. When I finally escaped and sat down next to him and growled "You're off my plan Black, I'll find another unsuspecting man wearing expensive clothes to seduce." he gasped dramatically and clutched his heart before laughing and barking out "Evens, I think you just shattered my poor, fragile, and unsuspecting heart!" I smiled behind my cup and said in a fake icy-tone "Well then Black, I think know how those poor unsuspecting girls felt when you went whoring around at school." he snorted and said "Speaking of at school, where's the uptight, rule abiding, fun hating, wand up the ass Evans I used to love?"
I chocked on my drink and managed to cough out between laughter and coughing "Wand up the ass!? Merlin Sirius where the bloody hell did you hear that?" he chuckled and said "Well actually it was Remus that said it, he got drunk one night and started ranting about girls and how we should all go gay together and-" "Merlin Sirius! He's the good one!" I squeaked. He laughed and said "Yeah, that's what all the teachers thought too. You should have seen McGonagall's face when he admitted to being the one who put wart powder in her favorite hat." we laughed again and then I sighed "I think I might be drunk." Sirius grinned and opened his mouth to reply when another voice interrupted "Well, well, Lily Evans. I never thought that you would be asking any man to take you home drunk, let alone dear Sirius here." I turned around to see the handsome and smiling face of my childhood enemy…
James Potter.
Behind me I heard Sirius mutter "Think he can be the subject of your plan"