iCarly-Big Time Rush Crossover: iEscape with Big Time Rush

CS = Carly Shay SP = Sam Puckett FB = Freddie Benson SS = Spencer Shay L = Lewbert
KeK = Kendall Knight JD = James Diamond CG = Carlos Garcia LM = Logan Mitchell
GR = Gustavo Rocque KW = Kelly Wainwright KaK = Katie Knight
JK = [Mrs.] Jennifer Knight

SP: What up, party people?
CS: Welcome to iCarly!
SP: Now before we start, we just wanted to tell you some very special news.
CS: Sam and I have had the great opportunity of being able to get VIP passes to the Big Time Rush concert in Seattle THIS SUNDAY!

Sam presses the applause button on her remote.

CS: Hopefully we are able to give you some behind the scenes scoop and maybe even meet Big Time Rush?

Carly and Sam look at each other while Freddie slips on a pair of headphones. Then Carly and Sam scream into the camera.

CS: But anyways, keep posted!
SP: We don't know how long they're staying or when they'll be able to perform, so follow us on Tweeter/Twitter so that you can know. It could happen anytime!
CS: It could happen while you're in the car!
SP: It could happen while you're in the shower!
CS: It could happen while you're riding an elephant eating a banana!
SP: It could happen on your first date!
CS: So you two can watch the concert together!
CS, SP: AWWW HOW ROMANTIC!

Gustavo, Kelly, and the Knights have already arrived in their actual hotel. The boys have a room for themselves, the Knights have a room for themselves, and Kelly and Gustavo each have their own room. Now they are all in Katie and Mrs. Knight's room. The adults are thinking of what to do and calling them, while Katie is on her phone.

GR: Where are they?
KW: I don't know! We've only been in Seattle for 8 hours and they've already gotten themselves in trouble!
KaK: That's actually kind of a record.
JK: Katie if you don't help us I'm going to take your phone away for the next day!

Sulking, Katie puts her phone back in her pocket.

KaK: Well, I can't think of anything else either! We can just keep calling them but it's pretty clear that they lost their phones.
GR: They didn't lose their phones. *Gustavo has just hung up the last call* Their phones are dead. It just goes straight to voicemail.
JK: Great. So there's nothing we can do?
GR: NO! We MUST…KEEP…CALLING! Because every house has a charging outlet right? Then they charge their phones, and we can call them. KEEP CALLING!

The boys are running down the streets with luggage in their hands. They probably look like hot hoboes running away on the street. Once far enough, Kendall motions the others to a dark alleyway and they crouch and hide while waiting for the fangirls to pass by. Surprisingly, they don't see them.

LM: Wow. I can't believe that actually worked!

The boys stand up.

JD: So, where do we go now?
CG: Well, should we just keep walking?

The boys step out of the alleyway and walk onwards. They get by a couple of blocks when screams start to arise again.

KeK: Oh no.

The boys are once again, running and screaming.

Kendall shouts over the screams, "Let's just try to find the hotel!"
The boys nod.
KeK: The driver said that the place was pretty fancy!
CG: What about that?

Carlos is pointing to a pretty tall building that looks fancy enough for the driver to be taken aback, with its sleek walls and neon sign reading Bushwell Plaza. The boys, with nowhere else to go, decide to hide inside.

KeK: I don't think this is the hotel Carlos…

Kendall sees a man holding a mirror and tweezers. He walks up to him.

KeK: Hello?
L: WHAT?!

Big Time Rush scream in terror.

JD: We were just wondering if you had reservations for Big Time Rush, or Gustavo Rocque?
L: Reservations? This is an apartment complex you boobs!

The screams start to arise again.

CG: Run! Run! RUN!

The boys head up the stairs when James heads for the elevator.

KeK: JAMES! That'll take too long, come on dude!

James follows Kendall and the rest up the stairs.

iCarly is about halfway through and the girls are performing something weird with Gibby. Spencer runs up to the studio and mouths to the others, "What's that noise downstairs?" The girls and Freddie shrug and continue on with the show.