A Teensy Tiny Phobia
Disclaimer: Don't own Durarara!
Characters: Izaya, Namie
Genre: Humor
A/N: This just happened to me a while ago. By the way, if anyone is wondering about the last chapter, I deleted it, am expanding it, and will post it until it seems decent.
"Namie, I just stab something with a pen, and I don't know what to do with it."
"The pen, or the thing?" Namie walked closer to Izaya's desk, held up the murder weapon and inspected it. There was nothing on the tip of the pen, the only visible thing was a blob of dried black ink.
"Look, Izaya, I don't see anything-" The 'blob of ink' was starting squirm, and out popped six wiggling legs and the thing was starting to move upwards.
Namie screamed and drop pen on the floor.
Izaya just stared his panicking secretary in awe and started laugh. "Really, Namie, bugs?" he folded in half and tears were coming out of his eyes. "You're afraid of bugs?"
Namie just glared at the laughing Izaya and back at the pen. Whilst trying to convince herself that the insect was killed from the fall, she took a step back without saying anything.
And out of the bottom of the fallen object, the bug was starting to approach her.
She continued to back away. "Izaya, just do something!"
"You do realize that you're a billion times bigger than the insect?"
"Yes I do. Now get rid of it!"
"But you're so funny..."
"Izaya!"
"Oh, alright." Izaya sighed and got up from his seat. "Look, I still don't think—"
"KILL IT!"
With a stomp from the mighty information broker's shoe, the little deadly creature took a one-way trip to heaven.
Namie let out a breath of air in relieve and glared at Izaya. "Tell anyone and you'll be expecting poison in your coffee."
"Okay, okay." he smirked.
They both got back to work and pretended nothing had happened. But what the secretary did not know was that Izaya was planning to let out another heinous creature: A roach.
Yes. A cockroach. A tremendous insect that was going to make her weep in fear.
Perfect.
A/N: Do not take this seriously. Though some people (like me) are scared of bugs, no matter the size.
So, yeah...Review!