Day 10: It has been five days ever since I left that day-care center. Lyra had sent over Ditto to Professor Elm, good riddance! I feel weird knowing that I did… THINGS with her… him… whatever the hell it is! Does that thing even HAVE a gender? This is screwed! This is cruel! This is inhuman! This is… comfortable. Lyra is currently scratching my ear and I feel happy. I growled in comfort while holding my egg close to me. I felt close to it as a parent would to their child. Of course, I AM the parent after all. This egg contained my child and I couldn't wait to see! Lyra obviously noted my excitement, so she let me hold it whenever I could.

"We must wait here for a while Typhlosion! I'm waiting for someone." Lyra said while continuing to scratch my ear. I could not care, I'm feeling happy. I sighed in content as I laid next to her feet while she sat on the comfy benches of the Pokémon Center. The egg was safely guarded with me as I laid on the floor in comfort. Things seemed to be going very well at the moment, that is, until I heard Lyra screeched my enemy's name.

"Silver!" My eyes popped open and looked towards the incoming red-headed stuck up ass. He had a smirk on his face. I jumped up and got into a protective position in front of Lyra and my egg.

"Typhlosion! He is who I'm waiting for!" Lyra exclaimed as she pulled me back. I bared my fangs at him. His Feraligatr also snarled and bared his fangs back, defending his trainer. Silver motioned for Feraligatr to stop, which it did. That did not stop the blue Pokémon from sending glares in my direction. I don't mind, gives me all the better reason to glare back at least.

Lyra bounced over to him, holding my egg and tip toed to kiss him, and on the lips no less! My mouth dropped in surprise. When was this? Feraligatr looked at me with a smirk.

You're soo out of date Typhlosion. It growled to me.

Fuck you. I snarled back.

"Typhlosion had an egg just like you said! Thank you for that advice, Silver!" She beamed at him and showed the egg to him. He was about to hold the egg until he seen my vicious glares directing towards him.

"No problem." He spoke in that cool bad boy voice of his. I just rolled my eyes. "Have you been keeping it warm?"

"Yup! Well, Typhlosion has, I don't blame him. He's going to be the daddy after all!" She grinned, obviously proud of my… accomplishment.

Silver snickered, "Are you sure he's the daddy of the relationship?"

I wanted to smack his head so badly. Or at least Ember his ass. But Lyra, kind of dense at the moment, tilted her head questionably at him. "Of course he will be! What do you mean by that, Silver?"

I groaned at her stupidity. Feraligatr already understood that joke and snickered.

"Never mind." Silver said, still snickering while looking at me. My jaw and fist clenched as I twitched in anger.

"Let's go then!" Silver gave a half smile and half smirk and took her hand. They walked out while she still held my egg with her free hand. My jaw dropped again.

Are you serious? I turned to look at Feraligatr in hopes that he would tell me that this was all a lie. He just smirked at me.

Yes. It has been going on ever since they started dating. He nodded in my direction.

How long has it been? I asked.

About a day after she put you in that day-care center.

I turned away and walked ahead of Feraligatr with a slight irritated look on my face.

Grrrrrreeeeeaaaaaatttt…