Day 15: Today is the day~! Today is the day~! Today is the day~! Today is the daaaaaaaaaaaaaay~! I skipped with great joy as today is the day! My egg was going to hatch soon! I get to see my baby and life will bring new joy within me. I hummed happily with a big grin on my face. Nothing was going to bring me down today! Until, Feraligatr whacked the back of my head with his tail.
Reclaim some dignity Typhlosion! You're hurting my eyes. Feraligatr sneered at me. I glared back darkly.
Jealous because you don't got a baby and I do! I smirked back. Feraligatr snorted.
Why should I be jealous of a getting laid by a whore? (1)
…Fuck you.
"Awww, leave him alone Feraligatr. He's just ultimately happy that his baby will hatch today." Lyra smiled and scratched the back of my ear. I growled in content. I regained my insanely large smile, until we got to New Bark Town.
We went back to New Bark Tow because Lyra felt a "tradition" to have all eggs hatch in New Bark Town, specifically, in Lyra's room. Silver tried to maintain his usual straight face, but could not hide it that much. Beads of sweat ran down his temple. Lyra looked at him in confusion.
"Something wrong Silver?" She squeezed his arm in worry. He just sighed and looked at her.
"I'm just worried of the impression that I will make on your mom." Lyra blinked and gave him a big smile. I too grinned at what he said. I couldn't believe my ears. He, Silver, the royal jackass when I met him the first time and all throughout Lyra's adventure with us Pokémon, was actually afraid of people's impression on him? Damn, now I think I've heard everything.
"Oh Silver! Don't you worry! Mom will love you! Professor Elm doesn't care about you stealing Feraligatr when he was still a Totodile. I don't know about Ethan though, you guys don't see each other much so I really don't know how much his opinion changed on you." Lyra glomped his side while still wearing that big grin of hers.
"I don't exactly see how that's going to help a lot, but okay." I inwardly snickered at him. Ah, here we are, home sweet home.
New Bark Town, nothing changed here. It was still the silent, peaceful, and breezy place that I remembered. I loved this place. I took a deep breath, smelling that familiar distinctive smell of leaves and dew. I opened my eyes and seen this red figure running in our direction will a blue ball running after it.
"Hey Lyra! Welcome home!" It was Ethan. That guy was funny but protective of Lyra. They're best buds and like brother and sister. I smiled, yup. I was home alright.
Ethan slowed his running down to walking as soon as he seen Silver's arm around Lyra's waist. Ethan's eyes widened. "Lyra? What the fuck did you do to her Silver?" He snarled.
I was confused until I turned around. Oh yeah, my egg was still with Lyra who still looked pregnant. I didn't know whether I should've laughed or freak out at this awkward situation. Lyra was confused until she finally remembered. She held her hands up in front of her, "Relax Ethan! I'm not pregnant! This is Typhlosion's egg and we came here so that we can hatch here!"
Ethan breathed a sigh of relief, but glared at Silver. "Umm… Care to explain?" Ethan pointed to Silver's arm around her waist. Lyra hugged Silver's arm.
"Silver is my boyfriend, Ethan." She gave Ethan a happy smile. There was a pause, and then Ethan narrowed his eyes dangerously at Silver. He went up to Silver's face dangerously close and glared.
"You win this round, Silver. Try anything stupid and I'm going to make you wish that you were never born." With that, Ethan left with his Marill following after him faithfully.
"Oh don't worry about Ethan. He'll ease up." Lyra sighed and smiled at Silver. Silver just shook his head.
"It's fine. I'm used to people hating me."
Wow… Now I really felt bad for the kid. Sure Silver can be a real asshole, but he does have his moments I guess. He did also take care of Lyra really well. I guess I can soften up on him… Silver just turned towards her and smiled.
"Alright, now let's meet your mother." Then he whisked her off her feet and carried her towards Lyra's house. Feraligatr and I followed along behind them. We kept our distance though. He put Lyra down at the door and she went inside, holding Silver's hand.
"Mom, we're home!"
Doesn't she still have your egg, Typhlosion?
Feraligatr looked at me. I froze. Oh shit… Next thing we knew, we heard a screech and Silver crashed into the window and flew into the bushes. His body twitched. Feraligatr and I sweat dropped at the sight.
-After helping Silver out, explaining to Lyra's mom-
Feraligatr was putting a cold pack onto Silver's stomach. Silver flinched from the sudden cold on his very large bruise.
"Damn, your mom can pack a mean punch." Lyra sighed.
"I'm extremely sorry Silver! I completely forgot about Typhlosion's egg in my stomach!" Silver just smiled the best he can and placed his hand on her hand.
"Don't worry about it. I'm alright. I have to be tough." Lyra shook her head.
"You aren't alright if you've got a huge bruise on your belly. Besides, there's no need to show that you're tough all the time." She grinned.
"I've got to be tough in order to protect you." Lyra grew a bright blush and looked down shyly. Silver smirked.
"How cute," She smacked his face with a pillow. All he did was chuckle.
"Shut up!"
I was on the other side of the room with Feraligatr. I was curled up onto a large cushion on the floor, holding my egg protectively at my side. I still maintained that large smile onto my face. I couldn't wait… Although, little did I know how much trouble a child can be…
(1) - I had a conversation with my friends and Ditto was brought up. It was a weirdly funny moment when he said out loud, "Ditto's a whore!" Apparently, he said he called it a whore cuz of how you can mate it with almost any pokemon of almost gender in the Day-Care and you'll get an egg.
