Oh, this wasn't co-written...but it was talked about and...I got the urge.

Enjoy.

Disturbance in the force

Kurogane had thought that he heard something in front of his house. He just didn't think it would be this. He was just sleeping in bed with his beloved; just got home from work and wanted some time with him when his ears picked up something…unusual.

Once in the living room, the werewolf peaked from the curtains and just blinked at what he was seeing. "The fuck are they thinking?"

"Kuro-puu~" Fai's tired voice called out.

The werewolf turned around and blushed faintly.

Fai was wearing a big t-shirt that was lumped to the left; exposing his pale shoulder. His hair was messy in every direction and to top it off, he had a pair of fuzzy blue slippers that brought out his eyes.

Kurogane should really pay attention to the clothes the vampire wears when napping. "What is it? You're supposed to be sleeping."

"Can't. My big puppy wasn't there to cuddle me." Fai smiled through those sleepy eyes. He walked up to the werewolf and hugged him from behind. "So what is keeping you from being in bed with me?"

"Well…" Kurogane's eyes trailed back to the window with an unsure look.

"Hmm? Well what is it?" Fai looked over the man's shoulder. Through the opening of the curtain; he took a glance over what he was seeing. He slowly smiled. "Oh my. It seems that we have quite the entertainment."

"It's not entertainment; it's stupid." Kurogane argued. "Do the two have any idea how this is going to affect other?"

"Probably. That's why they're doing it." Fai smirked. "If they didn't then they would have been in front of Syaoran's house or dear Sakura's house."

"Idiots." Kurogane cursed out. "They have serious big-brother issues; haven't they?"

"Well of course they do, Kuro-san." Fai chuckled. "You wouldn't know since you're an only child but despite being a bit mean; older brothers do care for their siblings. Though they do tend to get overboard."

"…." Kurogane was starting to get the picture. "Ah, that would explain it."

"Explain what?"

"Nothing, just talking to myself." Kurogane didn't want to mention that it included Fai with his younger twin Yuui. Twins or not; mess with one and you get messed up with the other. And he had seen Fai angry. He rather fight those demons then face that.

"Come on! Is that all you got? You're nothing but a brat!"

"I wouldn't gloat if I were you. How's that bruise on your face then? I bet it looks great with your arrogant ass or should I kick that too?"

"You take that back brat!"

"Make me, you child of a man!"

"Oh….Syaoron made Touya's face go all red." Fai grinned mischievously. "He may know how to fight but the older child might outrun him."

"Either way, they're going home with cuts and bruises." Kurogane sighed. This is why he didn't like teenagers.

"Syaoron! Touya! What in the ever living hell are you two doing?"

"And here comes the referee!" Fai playfully announced; using his hand as a mike. "And he's coming into the game; drawing a red card to both players~! Ah! Player two is having issues with the referee's decision. But the ref is not having it. Oh! That sounded like a snap; player two is out of the game~!"

"Moron, this isn't a game. Yuui's pissed off as hell—"

"And here comes player one walking up to the ref!" Fai continued; as if Kurogane's interruption didn't happen. "Well here's something for the game, a player actually apologizing for misconduct to the referee. The ref is not buying it but lets it count!" He then makes a bell noise. "That's the bell meaning that the game is finished with an undecided tie! What a game! Definitely going down in the books! What do you think Kuro-sa-!"

Kurogane had long since tired of the outside entertainment and now had the vampire over his shoulder with a grunt. "Now then, bed." He yawned. "You have to go to work in a few hours and I need to catch up on some sleep."

Chuckling, Fai moved a bit so the werewolf was carrying him in his arms so he could wrap his own around the man's neck. "Hmm…bed sounds good right about now." He then slowly smirked. "Although, if you can stay awake a little longer; we can have a quick game of our own~"

Needless to say, the sound of the bedroom door closing and the squeak of the bed almost intertwined with how fast the werewolf was going. He may not be the first to win a marathon but he's in the top numbers for certain other fun activities.

END

Like I said, I had the urge.