-Picard's head is not a reflective surface (or at least, it should not be used as such.)*
-Klingons don't like tribbles. Especially in their quarters. Klingons are dangerous when provoked. You get it.*
-Data is an android, not a robot.*
-Or a toaster.*
-Or a pocket calculator.*
-Or any other similar device.*
-No slouching in the chairs on the bridge, no matter how comfortable they are.*
-Geordi's VISOR is not a pair of cool sunglasses.*
-Do not break into the stash of real alcohol behind the bar. Guinan has a phaser rifle and is not afraid to use it.*
-Do NOT make out in the turbolift.
-Please do not broadcast any sort of sound effect over the intercom
-Whoever uploaded the (clearly photoshopped) pictures of the senior officers to Spacebook can take them down. NOW!
-Do not rickroll the Romulans
-Don't ask Q to freeze someone, no matter how annoying/mean they were
-Stop sending Capt. Picard cans of Rogaine, he doesn't find it amusing (and he never did, for that matter).**
-Stop bribing the children to go onto the bridge and sit in Picard's chair.
-While we're on the subject of Q, he asks whoever is prank-calling him regularly to quit it.
-Stop beaming the fangirls into Data's quarters.
-Stop beaming the fangirls into Picard's quarters.
-Stop beaming the girls armed with maces and ball-and-chains into Wesley's quarters.
-O'Brien never has been or never will be after your lucky charms.
-And just because he's Irish doesn't mean he'll dress up as a leprechaun on St. Patrick's day.
-There is nobody named "Lt. Broccoli" serving aboard the Enterprise
-Reginald Barclay is included in this count
In this chapter, any rules marked with a * are attributed to Hermione-of-Vulcan. Any rules marked with a ** are attributed to Saphura.
So what did you think? Were they as funny as last time?