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Author's note: Yayz, more rules! And a couple of comments. On a later rule, the discussion under the rules kind of spirals out of control... But that's not up here. Would anyone be willing to read a version of this in which every rule is discussed with silly commentary by senior officers and regular crew? Eh, just an idea.
Anyways, I need to apologize for not posting this earlier. I've been taking a run around other fanbases, as evinced by a reference later on. If anyone finds it, tell in a review and you get a virtual cookie! Yay for virtual cookies!
And now, on to the rules.
-Deanna isn't a goddess
-If you put Geordi's visor on, it will not make you have infrared vision.
-This means "don't try it," not "try to prove us wrong"
-There will never be a toga party on the Enterprise, so spare yourself the trouble and don't even ask
-Saucer separations are only to be attempted during critical situations, not because you want to take the stardrive section for a joyride.
-"Shut up, Wesley!" was only funny when Picard did it. Do us all the favor and don't try copying it.
-Even though we all want Wesley to shut up.
-Please do NOT mention the Borg.
-Cosplaying as Locutus of Borg is just bad taste.
-And if Picard doesn't get you, his senior officers will.
-There is no one named Charles Xavier on the Enterprise.
-By extension, Charles Xavier is not our captain. Jean-Luc Picard is.
-NO warp bubbles are allowed on the Enterprise
-Quit with the evil twin jokes around Data. Even if he's not upset by them, they're uncalled for
-Evil triplet jokes? Really?
-Don't call Dr. Pulaski the "special guest doctor". She was a full-fledged member of the crew, if only for a year.
-Super glue, a wig, and Captain Picard should never be together in plans for pranks that would almost certainly get you kicked out of Starfleet.
-Riker likes his beard. You're not doing him a favor if you shave it off while he's sleeping.
-Deanna's the only one who can wear anything other than standard regulation uniform. Meaning you must dress appropriately for duty.
-Saying "screw the prime directive" is a big no-no.
-James T. Kirk would like it. Picard's SO boring.
-Captain Picard is not boring.
-Please don't sing 'the song that never ends' to see how long it takes to drive (insert name here) crazy
-Hitting on the senior officers is never okay
-Yes, even Riker.
-Setting up any senior officer with ANYONE ELSE (i.e yourself, another senior officer, someone on a different ship, an object of their affection, or Q) isn't okay either.
-Tasha Yar and Data slept together. There. Now stop asking him about it.
Author's note: Are they starting to get funnier? Let me know in a review and thanks a billion in advance!