Disclaimer: I do not own soul eater, even if I want to.

Katsumi: Hey, guys! Sorry if that last, boring prologue, was extremely short, but I was in a rush, so, yeah. Anyway, it's about to get a bit more interesting.

Chapter 1

Kid:

This is it! I can take it anymore! I'm going to tell her how I feel! Oh, I'm not sure what Father will say about this! Well, I'm going to school now. Got to play cool, or I won't get her! Heh, heh… I tell myself to shut up, as I straiten my usual wear, so it is, in fact, perfectly symmetrical. I've made sure the artwork is perfect, candles are precise and exact, and the toilet paper is nicely folded. Everything is perfect. Well, except…

"PATTY! What in the name of my Father do you think you're doing?!" I watch her, in shock, as she starts messing up my room! How could she! I'll be five hours late again! Oh, this is terrible! I won't be able to impress Mak- no. Not her. I'm not interested in her. Even if yesterday at school I'd been thinking about her… I won't now. Anyway, there are more pressing matters, which are taking place in my room. Patty laughs at me, and shoves a curtain in my face.

"I'm being a rhino! Rhinos go 'tear apart! Tear apart!', 'cause their big, and they like to tear things apart! Hee hee hee hee!" she says, looking at my horror- stricken face.

"Patty! Stop! You fat piece of garbage! You're terrible! I hate you! You ugly, fowl, stupid asymmetrical piece of junk! Get out! You're ruining m-m-my…" I stammer. I go down to the floor in a dead faint. The last thing I see is her shocked face, tears brimming in her eyes. I don't think I'll ever forgive myself.

I wake up, groggy, in my room. Huh, I think to myself. It's back to normal. But how could it be? Someone is sponging my forehead. I look up to see who it is, and there's a face inches from mine. I jump, falling of my bed, and to the floor. It was Blair. The crazy, powerful cat, who could be a human at will. I sigh, thinking how terrible it would have been if it was anyone else.

"Oi, kid. Why are you on the floor?" asks a voice from the other side of the room. I look up, startled. It was Soul.

"Oh! Soul! Uh… I didn't see you there," I said, flustered. Then I asked him the big question: "Who brought back my room to its proper symmetrical self?" I asked him, skeptically. I realize I'm still on the floor and I scramble up to my feet. I look down to see what I am wearing. My night wear-sorry… pajamas. Liz says I need to stop acting so uptight and using what she calls "way to uptight and formal language". Then she starts ranting on and on, on how I need to go to a psychiatrist for my stupid want of perfect symmetry. Oh, the shame of my own weapon, going on and on about symmetry! What does she know? Oh, I think. Speaking of weapons…

"Where's Patty?" I ask, before he can answer my first question. He looked at me darkly.

"She's with Liz, packing. She's crying her eyes out. Maybe you should say something to her. After all, she is your weapon. She even cleaned your room for you. Liz refused to, said that that was the last straw. Maka and Tsubaki helped Patty out, too. Man, you must've said some mean stuff." And with that, he stormed out of the room. I told Blaire to please go out, and she did. She closed the door behind her. I stood there for a second, shock and anger at myself coursing through me. How could I let this happen? I stood there, staring at the door. I yelled.

"STUPID, STUPID, SYMMETRY! I HATE YOU! GAHHHHH!" I started kicking everything in my room out of place, wrecking my room. I punched the mirror. Glass and blood splattered my face. But I didn't care. Nothing mattered except wrecking my perfectly symmetrical room, and getting back at symmetry for wrecking my life. I stopped. No, someone stopped me. Who was… No! It couldn't be! Please! Not… her!

"Nooo!" I moaned, feebly. After all this, was I destined to be stopped by her?

"Kid! What were you doing?!" she asked in a shocked voice. But it wasn't her voice that came out of her throat, it was Maka's confused, I looked up. Wait a second, I thought. She was blurry. It was like she was separated by a veil. My eyes snapped open, and I sat bolt upright.

"What?" I asked curiously. I looked around. My room was a mess, thanks to me. I noticed my right hand was bleeding, and my mirror was broken.

"Ahh. That," I said, smiling a very weak smile. I rub my head with my good hand, ruffling my hair. Liz was in shock.

"Kid! Wh-what happened?!" she stammered.

"Well, Liz, I think you see what happens when I do something terrible. I'll never forgive myself for being horrible to you, Patty. I'm really, really sorry."

"I accept your apology, Kid! I guess you like rhinos, too! Hee hee hee hee hee!" she laughed.

"Yeah, Patty, I guess I do," I laughed back. I noticed Maka, staring at me, and I looked down and blushed. Was that look on her face… Satisfied? Well, I hope so. That might get me a step closer to- SHUT UP, self! I don't know what to do.

Katsumi: Wellllllllll, that was interesting! Who was Kid talking about, anyway? Well, I know, and don't pepper me with questions! PLEASE review! I'm begging you! Please, I need comments, and not from myself! Or the characters. So, next chapter will be in Soul or Maka's point of view, to make it more interesting. Well, until next time, Katsumi out!