Emma: WASSUP MY HOMIES!
Ciel: You sound like an idiot.
Sebastian: Grell, this is your fault. You two had a sleepover and drank coffee and Monster Energy drink and went crazy with KitKats and tiramisu.
Grell: SORRY! I can't help that she's hyper. We could just drug her…
Sebastian: … Good idea.
Emma: *gets drugged and is knocked out*
Ciel: I think you overdosed her…
Grell: OH WELL
Claude: Fool.
Alois: I wanna do the question! This is an anonymous reviewer! Sorrow-san!
If you had to be handcuffed to somebody who would it be? For a dare, you have to be handcuffed to someone you didn't want for the whole chapter!
Sebastian: A cat.
Grell: BASSY!
Ciel: …
Agni: HEY YOU GUYS!
Soma: Sorry, we had to take a trip here! Wow, that was long!
Sebastian: Let's handcuff a few people, but not too many! We have some things planned for this chapter :)
*Claude and Lizzy, Undertaker and Agni, Soma and Finni all get handcuffed*
Claude: Ugh.
Agni: Meh. Could be worse, I guess.
Emma: *comes to* Ugh, what happened?
Sebastian: We drugged you! :D
Emma: … You drugged me?
Ciel: Yeah. You were hyper.
Emma: You shall pay. Anyways, next reviewer! Ugh, my head hurts…. GrellsBFFLovesChuCiel is here. Nice to meet you!
Ciel, I dare you to dress like a cat and sit on Sebastian's lap, FACING HIM, for 2 chapters.
Ciel: You gotta be kidding me. *sits hesitantly*
Sebastian: This is quite embarrassing.
Grell, we are besties forever! I will totally sparkle-fy your Death Scythe (if you'll let me) and take awesome pictures together! *does the inverted sign language "I love you", winks, and licks her upper lip like Grell*
Grell: YAY! BESTIES! *hugs* Please do! But in red! I love you too! *winks and blows kiss*
KEEP ROCKING THOSE FINE BOOTY SHORTS, BOY. YOU'RE SEXY.
Alois: Oh yes. *dies some crazy booty dance*
Emma: *covers eyes* Ahem. Anyways it was very nice to meet you! Hope you come back!
Ciel: FML
Sebastian: LOL
Agni: Next we have Midnight Fearie. Interesting name!
Emma: We're very glad you've been entertained and we're happy to have you! Come and sit! So, what's your first question? (BTW: Cool tiger cub! Kawaii 3)
For Ciel: With absolutely no offense intended towards Elizabeth...if you could, would you end your engagement with her?
Ciel: Can I skip this one? I really don't like questions about that kind of thing -.-
Emma: Yeah, it's okay. No comment then.
For Mey-Rin: What was it like to be a sniper, especially one so talented?
Meyrin: It was really cool, yes! But I'm over killing people, at least if it's not to protect the manor! *salutes*
For Grell, Elizabeth, and Ciel: Do you ever miss Madame Red?
Ciel: Of course I do.
Lizzy: Yeah. *sniffs*
Grell: I actually feel kinda guilty for killing her now… *cries*
For Claude: How come you became such a pedo-spider (a term I came up with!) for Ciel's soul?
Claude: I don't know. Sebastian's fault.
Sebastian: How is this my fault?
Claude: Everything is your fault in my eyes. *dramatic close-up and he narrows his eyes* EVERYTHING.
For Alois: The girlishly short shorts. Why? And who has hurt you the most, Earl Trancy or Claude?
Alois: Earl Trancy. Definitely. *shivers*
Emma: *feeling sympathetic* It's okay, Alois. Everything is okay now. The series is over, you're alive, and everyone is happy! *hugs*
Alois: *smiles* Yeah, thanks. :) *blush*
Ciel: *narrows eyes*
Emma: Now. Let's get to her last question!
And finally, for S-S-Sebastian... I-I know this may be kind of...personal, but, I was wondering...did...did you ever really have feelings for that nun? And by the way...I completely understand your love for cats. *holds up Rajah, even though he's a tiger cub* They really are awesome! And don't worry, even if you ran n-naked down the East End and your true form is practically a hooker...I still think you're amazing, and truly one hell of a butler!
Sebastian: I didn't know her. I just wanted information. *shrugs*
Emma: Right. Thank you! Now, DARES! Since I suck and missed so many questions, I decided to fulfill the dares! So here's the first one. Zuu-zai Baka told Claude to smile for 3 chapters!
Claude: *smiles* You all are evil and must be destroyed.
Emma: What is it with people smiling around here…
Ciel: This girl dared me to wear a freaking cat costume? Really, koneko-chan? Really? *changes*
Sebastian: *nosebleed*
Emma: LOL. Okay, so next we have a few dares from . That reminds me of the Sound of Music! :D She told Lizzy and Alois to kiss.
Lizzy: Ugh! Well, I suppose I'll do it… *kisses Alois*
Alois: Whatever.
Emma: Someone's in a bad mood.
Alois: I'm not, I just think that she's obnoxious.
Emma: She also told Grell to confess love for Claude, even if it's a lie. If not, then run down the East End naked to see what gender you really are!
Grell: I choose nudity! I could never betray my dear Bassy! *runs down East End, revealing he is indeed a guy*
Sebastian: Hm.
Emma: Don't hate. So what if he's that way? It's wrong to judge people.
Grell: Girl, I love you so much.
Emma: Woah, this is getting long. I hope you don't mind! BlackRose reviewed anonymously. I'm only going to use one, since we have a grand surprise! She asked Ronald and Will to kiss!
*Will and Ronald kiss, both ending with great blushes*
Emma: Next! We're saving the most interesting one for last!
Sebastian: Death's artist dared me and Undertaker to make out. Okay! *makes out with Undertaker*
Emma: *laughs while they're still kissing just for show* Now, the grand finale! Bristishchic12 told Alois and Ciel to get on a table, wearing neon leotards and heels, and do the Macarena to Single Ladies!
Ciel: OH SH-
Alois: This oughta be good.
*they change into their outfits. Ciel has a neon yellow leotard and blue heels, while Alois's leotard is bright pink and has green heels to accompany*
Emma: OH MY GOD *snaps picture*
*They stand on a table as Emma turns on the song. They begin while everybody dies with laughter. Turns out, Ciel and Alois are very good dancers and have nice legs :P*
Emma: Well! Very long chapter! I hope you enjoyed, especially the last thing! Bye!
