Claude: *smiling* Hello there.
Emma: Zzzzzzzzzzz…..
Sebastian: Emma, you need to wake up.
Emma: Sebby, it's three in the morning…
Ciel: Emma, you have to get up. The manor is being infiltrated. The Italian mafia is back.
Emma: Azzurro Vanel? (The dude from episode 2. This is how the wiki spelled it)
Ceil: Yes. Apparently, Sebastian didn't kill him like we thought he did.
Sebastian: I decided to just let him suffer. Inflict more pain and all.
Finni: If something happens, we need to answer all these reviews in case something happens. Everybody is here to get their answers.
Emma: *sighs* Okay. Let's just get started. We need to hurry, though. Our first is from Migoto Nami. She's been with us for a while. Thankfully, she and Bard returned safely from their date last night. I'm glad that they had a good time! :) She said that she bought him a slingshot and he got her a kitty cat!
Ciel: I suppose I don't mind. As long as he doesn't hurt anyone with it…
Sebastian: Why don't we let her stay another night?
Ciel: Why? She's been here since chapter 1 with the rest of them.
Emma: Come on, she's a friend! Me and her are close!
Sebastian: Yes. Best friends and all that crap.
Ciel: Fine. Whatever.
Tanaka, what exactly does your job at the manor entail? I believe I read somewhere that you were the 'house steward' or something. So what exactly do you do during that job?
Tanaka: Ho, ho, ho.
Sebastian: Well, he pretty much just supervises when he isn't needed. Otherwise, he's like a normal butler.
Emma: Ciel kind of appointed Tanaka to tend to me. I like Tanaka, he's really cool! Me and him drink tea together!
Ciel: Can I get off of Sebastian's lap now please?
Emma: Yeah, go ahead.
Ciel: *slides off* Okay.
Meyrin: Master, they still haven't attacked. They're just waiting, yes.
Ciel: *sighs* Well. We'll wait then.
Emma: Next we have Lau's Smile reviewing. Nice to meet you! Hope we see you again! She dared Sebastian to dress like a dog and woof after every sentence for two chapters. Sebastian, are you up to it?
Sebastian: Sure. *changes into dog suit* This is ridiculous. Woof.
Everybody: *laughs*
Emma: Sucks for you.
Sebastian: *sigh* Woof.
Finni: They sent one man inside, Master! He got inside but we got him!
Ciel: Next one they send, hold him captive. Let's move on, though.
Emma: Jessica1209 is here with us! She dared Grell to kiss Sebastian with tongue!
Grell: Ooh yay! My bestie knows me so well! *kisses Sebastian*
Emma: True love.
Ciel: It appears.
Emma: We have a new reviewer here today, and her name is Blazenaire Alda. It's nice to meet you! Sorry for the current predicament we have!
I have both a question and a dare. Firstly to Ms. Grell Sutcliffe, what would happen if all red make-up and clothing were destroyed? And now for the dare, I dare everybody to wear clothing of Grell's choice! *evil giggles*
Grell: That would be terrible! Like the apocalypse! Like the 2012 scare was real! Like-
Emma: Grell.
Grell: *jumps* Sorry. Got carried away. But that is a very scary thought. *gets a glint in eye* Now for the fun part.
*Emma is put in a red ruffled shirt which is actually really pretty. Ciel is put in a red coat. Sebastian gets a very… revealing red body suit made of leather(but he has dog ears, a tail, and a collar). Alois has a more modest version of this. Bard and Finni are put in red suits and Meyrin now has a very simple red dress. Soma and Agni have nice red robes from their culture. Everyone, save Sebastian and Alois, look pretty dang snappy.*
Emma: Well, we sure look nice.
Ciel: I'm glad he didn't give me some bright red like I thought he would.
Grell: OI! IT'S SHE!
Emma: We already proved the opposite yesterday, but let's go ahead and call him a her so she'll shut up.
Grell: Yeah, you could have just lied.
Emma: GrellsBffLoveChuCiel has returned! Hey dere :) We shall answer your questions! She took note that Ciel and Alois had sexy legs. I agree.
Alois: You know it girl!
Why are you so cute but so stubborn? And how do you get so smart when it comes to the Queen's cases?
Ciel: I was told that my dad could be that way sometimes. I'm just like that all the time. And I didn't really think I was cute…
Emma: It's true though 3
Ciel: *smiles* Okay… Anyways. My dad was good at that, too. Inheritance? I don't know.
Sebastian: Probably. Woof.
Emma: She asked if she could bring Finni on a date! Ciel, how about it?
Ciel: Sure. Knock yourself out. Just wait until this blows over.
Finni: Yay! She said we could have a picnic outside! 3 And she said that she'd gladly have my babies! But I really don't want any now… Maybe later? ;)
Grell: OOH! SHE DECORATED MY DEATH SCYTHE WITH RED GLITTER! *does a happy dance*
Emma: She asked why Ash was such a creep. Thankfully, he's not here. I think he's just crazy. What about you, Sebby?
Sebastian: So do I. Woof. I think he was kicked out of Heaven, so he went insane with not being there, woof. But I don't know, I'd rather not get acquainted with him, woof.
Meyrin: Ooh! She said I was super amazing and pretty!
Sebastian: You are. Woof.
Meyrin: *nosebleed*
Emma: Sebastian, help her. *glares*
Sebastian: LOL WOOF
Emma: Midnight Fearie is back here. It's understandable that little Rajah would be asleep now…
Soma: OH MY GOD BABY TIGER SO CUTE *cuddlecuddlecuddle*
For both Alois and Ciel, I've noticed you two have both (seemingly) willingly dressed and acted as girls. Do you two enjoy cross dressing or something?
Ciel: I did it for the Queen. I do not enjoy something like that. *frowns*
Alois: I LIKE IT! It's so much fun because people get so freaked out!
For William, just curious, what exactly is your Death Scythe supposed to be again?
William: A Death Scythe. -.-#
Emma: I think you mean hedge cutters.
William: What?
Emma: You know, the big things that look like pliers that people use to trim bushes and stuff-
William: I know what they are, why would you say that though?
Emma: *sigh* Never mind.
For Sebastian, what is it like where you're from? I mean, besides the apparently terrible pets.
Sebastian: Well, I live in the pits of Hell, so… Woof. Yeah, bad pets who sometimes try to eat you…
Emma: Remember, you're trying not to plagiarize Nami's story. She described it really well.
Sebastian: Yeah, woof. It's really hot there, woof. Like, two hundred degrees, and the trees are either barren or on fire, woof.
Claude: People are really mean there. *frowns*
Timber, Thompson, Canterbury: … *laughs*
Emma: Woah! Since when were you three here?
Timber: *shrugs*
Emma: Okay… So, she offered two dares. One, she said for me to choose people to dress as characters from Sailor Moon. Umm…. I don't watch that, so I don't know it, but I think Alois should be the pink one XD
Alois: Omg yuussss :)
Emma: She also asked for me to choose people to roleplay as Hetalia characters! I know dis =w=
Sebastian: Oh God. Woof. She is in love with Italy, woof.
Emma: Grell, I want you to be France. Sebastian, you should so be Russia. Wait… You kind of are like Russia. Whatever, just add the accent. Ciel, you should totally be like Italy. Alois, you should be like Germany.
Ciel: *smirks* You mean like eating pasta and stuff? Sure. I like pasta. I like tomatoes too :)
Grell: Qui qui! (I think that's how you spell it) *grabs Meyrin* *French accent* Mademoiselle!
Sebastian: *pulls out a bottle of vodka and drinks so much that he gets himself drunk* hoohoo! Woof… *hiccup*
Alois: SAUSAGE! WURST! LEDERHOSEN! GUNS! Oh yes.
Emma: Okay, this has been pretty long. I guess we'll see you guys-
Azuro Finell: *comes inside with his goons and points guns at everybody*
Claude: Emma, get all the reviewers to the basement.
Emma: Right. *begins to make everybody sneak away*
Azzurro: Hey! Come back here!
Everybody: *returns*
Azzurro: *grabs Ciel and points gun at his head* No one move or I'll shoot!