Katsumi: Hey, peoples! I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo sorry about the wait! School started two weeks ago, and they're pressing down on us, hard. With homework, I mean. Example: I'm writing a novel (so is Asa, If you're also reading Soul Plague.) Well, I'm also sorry for the last chapter's ending. Cliffhanger! Slightly. That was the only good stopping point that I found. Continuing on!
Chapter 6:
Soul:
Well, glad that's over. Now that Maka's pissed at that asshole, Kid, she's mine. [Insert Maniacal Laugh here if you want…] That kiss felt fricken' awesome, and cool. Now I know why I wanted Maka in the first place.
"Heeyyy, Soul! Can I cook fish tonight? I've been working on it, 'cause I'm going to cooking school! Nya!" says that crazy, sexy cat woman named Blair. I was staring at her butt, 'cause I could've sworn it got bigger, and more amazing. I started to drool when she said that, but I quickly snapped out of it.
"No!" I yelled.
"Why'd you say no, Soul?" says someone swooping down to give me a kiss. Maka. I smiled, and knew the kiss was supposed to land on my cheek, but I turned at the last second, and caught her on the lips. She opened her eyes in surprise, then closed them and smiled. This was bliss. She pulled away, still smiling. "I'll ask again: why'd you say no?" she asks me.
"Blair wants to cook fish for breakfast," I say, nonchalantly. We both stare at each other in horror.
"NO!" we both shout at the same time. But too late. The friggin' house is already burning.
"Now that we have that all sorted out," Maka says to me. We had to go through five fire extinguishers to stop the fire from spreading, and another five to put it out. Blair was happily laughing and playing in the white fluff, and pulled me down once or twice. We had to get a professional cleaner to get all of that stuff out of there. The cleaners almost fainted when they saw the mess of whiteness all around. Maka's perverted father paid the cleaning bill happily, 'cause it had something to do with Blair. Once he paid up, he started yelling at me, telling me I had caused poor, sweet Blair to start the fire. When the whole ordeal was over, Maka laid on her bed to take a nap. When I knew she was asleep, I went and lay down next to her, felling her press against me for warmth. I watched her facial expressions change, smiling to a look of ferocity, to a look of sadness and pain, with a hint of anger. I heard her mutter something.
"Do you love me?" she whispered.
"Of course I do," I say, wanting to hear if she had a reaction. She smiled a sad smile, then said, almost too quiet for me to hear: "But how can I choose? You or Soul? You broke my heart already, how do I know you won't again, Kid?" I freeze, an evil thought coming to mind.
"How do you know? Of course you won't, a dumb, stupid girl like yourself. Being the ass that you are, I mean. I'm surprised Soul even took you, you idiotic brat. Then again, he's an awesome guy, unlike myself. I really hate you, and you outta know that." I pause, thinking of how to make myself sound more like him. It comes to me: "You disgust me." She sat bolt upright. I closed my eyes quickly, pretending to be asleep. She looked down at me and burst into tears. I wondered why.
Next morning, we had to go to school, even though the sight of it brought slight tears to Maka's eyes. I took her hand and kissed her on top of the head. I told her it would be OK. She smiled up at me, and we walked up the steps.
I looked around the classroom, wanting to see if Kid showed up, wanting to see if he had the nerve. Well, turns out he didn't. I grinned to myself, thinking of how Kid was a freakin' idiotic, slimy, ugly, jerk ass, who was a fool, and a friggin' freak. Well, I knew that Blair and I wear the same, but I won't get myself to be thinking that now.
Katsumi: HHHHEEEEYYYYY! Man, Soul is turning out to be a real jerk, isn't he? I've decided that keeping his swearing to a minimum was not working out for me (Boo Hiss). Man, this is a short chapter! Only 660 words! An all-time low for me, but this chapter was boring me. Once again, I'm REALLY sorry for the wait. I promise I'll have more Soul POV, and I'll update as soon as I can. Katsumi, out!