Virgin Ears

Sakura wrapped her fingers around her mug, its contents radiating warmth. She sipped it as she walked to her room. Cell seven was currently staying the night at an inn, on their way home from a mission. They had undergone a few battles but managed to escape with minor scrapes and bruises. It was pretty late and she was very exhausted so she blamed it on her diminishing sense when she thought she heard an unfamiliar sound coming form Sasuke's room. It sounded a little like a grunt.

After pining after Sasuke for so long, it made sense that Sakura could recognize any sound that he made. Whether it was a stubborn sound when Kakashi forced him to do something he didn't want to, or a snore when he slept deeply, Sakura always knew whether it was him or not. But this new sound, she didn't recognize. Silently as possible, she crept to his closed door and listened.

Creak.

A shift on the bed.

A grunt…turned into a hiss of pain.

Thump.

Something placed on his bedside table.

"Ouch, that hurt!"

Naruto.

Sakura's eyes widened in surprise. Why is Naruto in Sasuke's room? She opted to knock and find out what was going on without her, as the familiar bubbles of jealousy spurted in the pit of her stomach.

Howling.

Naruto in pain.

"Shut up, dobe."

Sasuke!!

"Stop it! You're hurting me!"

Naruto's familiar whining.

Sakura could easily see Sasuke's scowl on the other side of the door.

Creak.

"Stop moving! I can't concentrate if you're all over the place!"

What are they doing in there? And most importantly, why is Sasuke letting Naruto into his room? Sakura, breath coming in gasps and shock, covered her mouth, hoping to hear better.

"Sasuke-teme, this is all your fault!"

Naruto had finally come to an agreement…with himself.

"How the hell is this my fault?" Sasuke growled.

Creak.

"OUCH! If you hadn't banged me up so bad I wouldn't be in this shape!"

Banged?! Does he mean what I think he means?

HAHA.

Sasuke snickering. Who knew? The emotionless Uchiha could crack one better than Gai.

"I did bang you up pretty good, didn't I?"

Sakura could hardly hear the sarcasm in his voice.

"SHUT UP!"

Naruto yelled angrily.

HAHA.

More snickering.

Creak.

"Hey, where you going?! You're not done here!"

Footsteps.

"I need a break."

A break from what?!

"My, dear Sakura. Pray tell why you're eavesdropping on our two lovely adolescent males?" Sakura jumped in surprise.

"Kakashi-sensei! Gomen…I didn't mean to listen…but…,"

A mischievous smile appeared through his mask.

"Oh, but I never said that it was wrong." He whispered. Then he, too, leaned in to listen. His eyes flashing curiously. Sakura followed.

Creak.

"About time,"

Naruto muttered.

"Would you prefer Sakura to do it?!" Sasuke asked, deeply irritated.

Sakura's eyes widened in surprise and she turned to look at Kakashi. He was surprised too.

"No way! She makes it hurt!"

"I what?!" Sakura asked. "Kakashi-sensei, what are they talking about?" Sakura asked, deeply confused. Kakashi shhed her and continued to listen. But there were no more sounds except more creaks from the bed.

"Sakura, have you ever heard about…SEX?" Kakashi asked. Sakura's face reddened in surprise.

"Uhmm…yes…but…I never…," she stopped.

"Well, then you're about to find out," Kakashi informed her cheerfully. "Well, you'll learn about the homosexual SEX. This is a great experience for you to learn from."

EW.

"Sasuke, you're making it hurt…," Naruto began in a whimper.

"Stop complaining, this is the best I can do." Sasuke mumbled as though his mouth were busy.

"Sasukeeeee…,"

Creak.

Creak.

Creeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaak.

"Dobe, get back here!"

The bed could be heard convulsing as though being rolled over and over. The look on Kakashi's face was beyond disgusting and Sakura covered her ears and shut her eyes.

There was a jumble of footsteps and before student and teacher could compose themselves the door opened and Naruto ran smack into them.

Howling.

A pile of bodies.

A horrified Uchiha standing at the door looking down on his team.

And the forgotten mug cracked into a thousand pieces...it's contents pooling around the shocked ninja.

"NARUTO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN SASUKE'S ROOM?!" Sakura screamed.

Sasuke glared at Kakashi.

"What? I just wanted to take a break from Ichi Ichi. But it seems that wherever I go…Ichi Ichi's everwhere!" Kakashi said laughing.

"Sakura, wait calm down!"

Naruto tried to stop Sakura from turning him into her new punching bag.

"Give me one reason not to hurt you!"

The blonde shoved his badly splinted arm in her face.

"Sasuke, was trying to splint my arm!"

"What? When did you break your arm…," Sakura blinked several times, eyeing the disgusting excuse for a splint and then looking to Sasuke to confirm.

"He totally broke in when we were sparring earlier!"

"Oh, is that all?" Kakashi asked, his voice dripping with the sarcasm.

"Shut up! Nothing was going on I swear!"

"Tell me, Sakura. Did you learn anything useful from the earfull we just heard?" Kakashi asked, relishing the look of rage spreading on Sasuke's face.

"Sasuke…," the three ninja turned to look at the only kunoichi who was still staring at the splint in shock.

"You have terrible medical skills."

A/N:

rawr.

next one shot might be about vibrating objects and a certain perverted ninja.

maybe...you all know what to do to read it.