I STILL DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO YUGIOH

Dark stared wide-eyed at the man in front of him. His head was flustered as he wanted to both run and hide, and pounce on him at the same time. Chaos, not knowing of the other's predicament, simply stood smiling- his hand outstretched.
"Hello, Dark Magician, is it?"
Chaos's husky voice had caught Dark off guard. This was the first time the two had ever talked. Staring at the hand, Dark took it in his own, shaking it firmly in hopes of steadying his hand.
"Y-Yeah. But you can call me Dark."
Chaos nodded, his shake obviously much firmer than Dark's.
"I'm Chaos. I don't believe we've properly met, before. May I come in?"
Dark nodded a little too quickly, mentally cursing at himself to not be such an idiot and calm down. Dark closed the door behind him as Chaos stepped in and examined his, mostly purple, living room. He followed him to the couch, sitting next to him- unsure of what to say. Chaos chuckled lightly, confusing the poor love struck magician further.
"I see you like the color purple."
Chaos turned back to Dark, scanning over him much like he had the room, as Dark blushed furiously.
Nodding, he smiled slightly.
"Yes...It's kind of my thing."
"I see." Chaos seemed to have noticed Dark's blush, as he smirked slightly.
"Don't worry about it, my house is all blue, with pink furniture and black carpets."
Chaos leaned back, getting more comfortable as Dark was still plagued with silence.
"So, Dark, I've heard much about you. I would have come by sooner, but I felt I would only be a bother."
"N-No, no- not a bother, at all. I love meeting all the newcomers, I'm just..not good with introductions," also known as shy, "so I let them find their way to me."
Sighing, Chaos chuckled.
"So you're telling me that I wasted all that time waiting for you to come to me, whilst you were here waiting for me to come to you? If that's not irony, I don't know what is."
Chuckling as well, Dark smiled.
"Yes, it is rather humorous."
Chaos's laughter died down into another smile.
"So Dark, tell me something about yourself."
Dark blinked blankly. No one had ever asked for information about his life, other than his apprentice.
"Well, what would you like to know?"
"I don't know, just the basics. Like maybe some of your interests, what you look for in people, if you're single..."
Chaos's voice trailed off as Dark's face lit up a bright red- even his ears felt hot.

-Dark POV-

Surly he can't mean he likes me...Like he said, it was just the basics...Okay, just calm down, deep breaths. In, out, in, out. You can do this, just be cool.
"Well, I uh..."
Oh Ra, what are my interests? Think, Dark, think!
"I like...I like magic and-and games."
THAT ISN'T COOL! YOU SOUND LIKE A NERD!
"And I uh...like people who are funny, and polite- And I'm single."
NO! YOU SOUND DESPERATE!

-Normal POV-

Chaos nodded, a smirk playing on his lips.
"So am I."
Dark blinked. How could someone like him be single? That didn't sound accurate.
"You like games, huh? Well why don't we play a little game, then? First I'll place a small spell on you," Chaos held up his staff, as it began to glow, placing it back at his side as it had dimmed back down.
Dark simply blinked, not quite sure what was happening.
"And now I will asks you questions about yourself."
Chaos smiled innocently.
"W-What was the spell for?"
Dark was almost afraid to ask.
"Oh, it just removes an article of your clothing each time you lie."
Chaos's smile turned into a smirk.
Dark's jaw dropped, his face redder than a stop sign.
"WH-WHAT? I DIDN'T AGREE T-"
Chaos had cut Dark off, mid-sentence, "Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"O-Of course!"
Dark's hat was gone. He gulped at Chaos's smirk.
"A boyfriend?"
"N-No!"
Dark's shoulder pads were gone.
"Who?"
"B-Black Luster Soldier."
Dark lost no clothes.
"Are you currently with him?"
"I already told you I was single, so no."
Dark lost no clothing.
"Are you interested in anybody?"
Dark's mind set into panic.
"Ma-Maybe.."
"It's a yes or no question."
"Y-Yes."
"Is it another male?"
Dark bit his lip.
"Yes."
"Who?"
Dark's mind was set in overdrive.
"C-Celtic Guardian."
Dark's hood/tunic was gone. Only his spandex body suit and boxers remained.
"Who," Chaos repeated.
"Jack's Knight.."
Dark lost his body suit. He was sat in only his tight purple boxers. Chaos's smirk grew.
"Who," he repeated again.
Dark hesitated, biting his lip, hoping this was all just a dream and that he would wake up any second. But deep down, he knew this wasn't a dream. He sighed in defeat.
"You."

Haha- Chaos is little a pervert...But I'm not complaining ;)