SLIGHT LEMON!
(Key:
Bold text = thoughts
Italicized = emphasized/exaggerated)
Do I have to say it again?I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH.


Dark kept his eyes downcast as he waited for the laughter to arise. He looked back up after a few minutes of silence, only to find a smirking Chaos staring at his body. He wasn't sure whether to feel flattered or violated. He cleared his throat awkwardly, the pink eyes shooting up and meeting his blue ones.

"Ca-Can I have my clothes back, now?"
Chaos leaned in close to Dark, one hand sneaking around Dark, both resting oh-so-gently on his arms, while he whispered in the other's ear.
"Now why would you want to cover such a beautiful creation?"
Dark shivered slightly, his breath hitching in his throat.

-Dark's POV-

HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF ANUBIS HE'S TOUCHING ME. IS HE TRYING TO KILL ME? OKAY, JUST BE COOL. CALM DOWN. BREATH...I CAN'T BREATHE. OH RA, I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE! BREATHE DAMMIT!
"Would it make you more comfortable if my clothes were discarded, as well?"
...I'm dead. He killed me. I am no longer alive. Oh Ra, just the the thought of his flawless blue body is enough to make me..Oh Ra..No..Not now..

-Normal POV-

Dark had peaked down into his lap, an obvious problem growing. This did not go unnoticed by Chaos.
"I'll take that as a yes, then."
Chaos stood, letting his hand stroke across Dark's pale back as he did so, first removing his hat and the 22 buckles adorning his arms and legs. He did a slow, teasing routine as he stripped down to his boxer- Dark finding it impossible to peel his eyes away from the site before him. The way his hands ghost over the flawless blue skin, the way his body stretches with each little movement. It was driving Dark insane. It took all his willpower not to tackle him to the floor.
"Better?"
Chaos stood proud in his tight black boxers, which hid absolutely nothing, his hands roaming softly down his chest.
Dark relaxed a bit when he saw Chaos had a little problem of his own, nodding as he took in the sight, scanning over it slowly-trying to memorize every last inch.
Chaos slowly walked over to Dark, sitting on his lap so they were facing each other, his blue legs wrapped around the other's pale waist. He moaned deeply at the feel of the other's hard-on against his ass, separated only by thin cloth. He rested his forehead against the other's.
Dark gently rested his hands on Chaos's hips, feeling slightly less shy and more playful.
"I have waited so long for this moment, Chaos."
Chaos let his hand softly caress Dark's cheek.
"Let me make up for it."
Chaos closed what little space there was between them, letting his hands tangle into the soft, purple locks. It wasn't a messy, lustful kiss; but a slow, passionate one- filled to the brim with love.
Dark returned it with just as much passion and love, savoring the feeling of the other's lips against his own. A skilled tongue peaked out slightly, taking small little tastes every now and again. Chaos didn't like to rush things.
Soon, Chaos could feel a shy tongue meet his own, as they had both tried to sneak out. Chaos took the moment to advantage and let his tongue follow the other back into it's cave. He let no crevice or dip go unsearched or memorized.
Dark began leaning back slowly until he was against the back of the couch. He moaned softly as the tongue expertly massaged his own.
Chaos's hands began to wander, roaming his chest before settling on the two pink nubs and rubbing them with his thumbs. They pulled back for air, Chaos latching himself onto Dark's neck, nipping and licking at the sensitive skin.
Dark moaned helplessly.
Chaos bit the area between Dark's neck and shoulder, the pale body arching into his own with a squeak. He soothed it with his tongue before attacking one of his now-erect nipples, teasing it with his tongue and grinding it between his teeth, giving the same torture to the other.
Dark groaned at the loss when Chaos had released the nub, going back up and nipping at Dark's ear.
"Do you have any lube?"
Chaos's voice was much deeper and tantalizing now, sending shivers down Dark's spine- though he almost face palmed.
"It's in my room."
Flicking the earlobe with his tongue again, he smirked.
"Then be ready when I get back."
Chaos untangled himself from Dark as he descended to retrieve said lube.
Dark stood, shaking with excitement as he ridded himself of the tight, unwanted boxers. He lied back down with his legs as wide as he possibly could; one hanging off the side, the other up on the back of the couch- his erection standing tall and proud between them as he waited.

-Chaos's POV-

Now then, where is his bedroom...Ah!
Chaos had descended into a dim hallway, in search of his awaiting love's room. Upon finding the room, he threw the door open, being greeted with black walls, and the most beautiful purple canopy bed, with purple satin draped across both the walls and bed. But he was on a mission, and had to keep focused.
If I were lube...The nightstand!
He hurried over to the nightstand, finding the, of course, purple bottle of lube and clutching it like it was the most beautiful sight in the world. He read over it, just be sure he hadn't grabbed the wrong thing.
Blackberry flavored? Kinky, kinky.
Smirking, he tossed the bottle in the air and caught it again, running back to his awaited magician.
I wonder how good this actually ta-Oh wow...
He nearly came right then and there at Dark's position and size, dropping the lube. He quickly blinked, picking it back up with a smirk as he practically ripped his boxers off. But he wanted to make the stretching more interesting. He scanned the room for ideas, a devious grin creeping onto his face as he spotted it.
Perfect.

-Dark's POV-

Dark had a slight blush on his face as he knew Chaos liked what he saw. He nearly lost himself when Chaos had ripped off the tight boxers. He examined the blue member, noting that it was slightly larger than his own 9inch one.
Well, there go my thoughts of being the biggest in town...For Ra's sake, even Black Luster's was only eight...
But at the moment, he didn't care very greatly, knowing that soon the monster would be inside of him. He wiggled with anticipation as he watched Chaos. He cocked his head slightly.
What is he doing with my staff?

-Normal POV-

Chaos had grabbed Dark's staff, his own being too sharp at the end, coating the end in the sweet lube, licking a little of it off.
"Open wide."
Dark would have rejected ever using his staff in such a manner, but as much as he hated to admit it; he was a natural kink and loved to try new things. He lifted himself off the couch with his legs to give Chaos more access and the cold tip was placed at his entrance, slowly being pushed in. Dark gave a muffled yelp at the pain, just wishing he could skip it and get straight to the pleasure.
Chaos pressed it in as far as it would go, waiting for a signal from Dark to continue. When Dark pressed back against it, he took that as his okay to continue. He knew he wouldn't get much stretching done this way, but the sight of Dark getting fucked with his own staff was too much to pass up on. He slowly pumped it in and out of the tight passage, Dark's cries turning into moans and he started to meet it halfway. Chaos sped up, when suddenly dark, and the staff, disappeared.

-Dark's POV-

Oh~ I hope this never ends~ Mmm-Wait..
Dark had his head back, eyes clenched tightly shut, propped up with his elbows as he suddenly felt his couch go hard and cold, and the stretching stop. He opened his eyes to ask Chaos what stunt he pulled this time, but he found himself in the middle of the dueling arena- his master, the opponent, and every monster on the field staring wide-eyed at him. He was still naked, slightly sweaty, panting, and hard as a rock.

-Normal POV-

Normally, all monsters are alerted with a broadcast to report to the their town hall, where they awaited to be summoned. But Chaos and Dark had apparently missed this one, due to their actions. This was especially bad, because once you were summoned, you were stuck in the exact position you were in when you transferred to the field- everyone has only a few seconds to get into their stance after their card has been placed. All Dark could do was lay there.
Seto, Yugi's opponent, growled angrily, still staring at the poor magician.
"What the hell kind of sick joke is this? You little runt, what did you do to my program?"
Yugi had a very bright blush across his face, but found he couldn't look away from the magician. He had always thought he was attractive in the card and 'holograms'. He'd even had a few dreams about him, but nothing compared to this.
"What? I didn't do it! I can't even figure out how to use the internet, what makes you think I can rewrite your software?"
Dark was completely frozen in shock, just wanting to crawl into the darkest corner and die. To make matters worse, his ex, Black Luster Soldier, was on the field as well.
His life was ruined.


Bet you didn't expect that, now did you? ;)
A little more humorous than planned, but it worked out. •3•