Hey! Welcome to the next chappy of one of my experiments… Have fun reading!

Disclaimer: I have nothing else to say... 'cept I don't own Naruto...

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"KYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" and the poor kunoichi fled pinching the bridge of her nose all the way home...

"WOAH! Sakura-chan was there??? Ooo, she sure can run!" A certain blue-eyed blonde mused behind the taller (cooler smexier hotter paler awsomer) raven

"Hn... You... do know what she was thinking... right?"

"Thinking???"

"Thinking that we were..." The raven shrugged looking away

"Oh!" The blonde blinked

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He blushed deep red "OH!!!" tan hands flying to scarred cheeks

The raven in turn blushed as well, the pink of his cheeks rebel that of the smaller blonde. Naruto noticing, smirked a very Sasuke-like smirk

"What she didn't know is that we do that inside the safety of your house... Sasuke-kun"

Tan arms wrapped around the tall one's waist, coaxing, or rather, dragging the scarlet Uchiha back inside

"in your bedroom" he whispered, teasing the raven

"and your living room..." the teasing continued

"not to mention your bathroom..

kitchen... your dining room.. the compound's thousands of guest rooms, the - Ne? What's wrong Sasuke-koi?"

The blonde looked at his 'koi' that now lay below him on the wooden floor, his face was flushed and he refused to look the kitsune in the eye...

"I-I j-just di-n't realise that we... Ano..."

"Oh! She also doesn't know that I'm the one behind, unless you want to try something new SasUKE-chan? Fufufufufufufu"

Naruto teased lustfully, giggling to himself, that evil glint that Orochimaru gets when he gets to bake an 'evil' muffin, sparkling brightly in the blonde's cerulean orbs

"..."

Naruto stood up deciding he teased Sasuke enough for today... when...

"Oh Naru-chan!" The blonde turned towards his boyfriend, eyes immediately widening when said boy gave him 'the look'

Sasuke was in a 'Sex-Kitten-Fucking' mood...

"You...You evil, temptous, seductive, ramen-stealing teme!!!"

He stepped back...

forward...

back...

forward...

back...

forward...

ba - Uh-Oh! The kitsune gulped feeling his back hit the wall...

"You -"

"sexy."

"arrogant -"

"sexy"

"stoic-"

"sexy"

"perverted -"

"sexy"

"Is that the only word you know?!"

"I'm sexy!" The Uchiha smirked

And that was the last intelligent word that slipped pass their lips... if you count that as an intelligent conversation that is...

Anyways...

The rest of the night was filled with a series of moans, groans, murmurs, moans... groans... moans...

Did I mention moans??? I did? Oh!


Meanwhile...

Sakura stood in front of her mirror clutching her nose with a tissue...

Images of her teammates doing naughty... naughty... naughty things ran across her brain...

OMG!!!

Who would've thought what sounds can do to people's imaginations...

mmm... two... sweaty... panting... steaming... boys... drool...

So... HOTT!!! YUM!

"I have to call EVERYONE!!!!!"

And so Sakura ran to her phone and informed everyone, who's everyone of what she found out...

Forming Konoha's Yaoi FanClub society...


Anyways...

Sasuke couldn't walk for 2 days after that and was limping on the 3rd... sigh... being the Kyuubi-holder's lover sure has it's ups and downs...

Naruto appeared covered with 'love-bites' or what I'd like to call hickeys... snickers... Can you believe that his jacket just had to fall in the mud that morning... Guess who's responsible... 1) Sasuke... 2) Uchiha... 3) Uchiha, Sasuke or 4) Mr. Muffin-man

Go ahead guess...

It was Mr. Muffin-man!

Who would've thought that Naruto walks down the dairy lane at mornings???

And that the muffin-man has a crush on Sasuke and is now mad at Naruto for it???

Yes, being the Kyuubi-holder's lover sure has it's ups and downs...

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Well there ya go! hehe... Please rate, so I'll know if I'm any good and I can write another story... what do you think?

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Well, Ja!!!