Skulduggery Pleasant: Moments in the Life of a Dead Man

by Here Be Monsters

Just what it says on the tin. Those little moments in Skulduggery Pleasant's life which come and go in a second, but are still important enough to remember, at least for a little while. *Set throughout the series. Some were written before Dark Days came out, and may seem a little outdated. No Kingdom of the Wicked Spoilers!*

2. Now Who's Cute?

Another blast from the past. Pre-Dark Days. Thank you to ShegoRulz for being the first reviewer ;)

Now Who's Cute?

"Hmm."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"What?"

Valkyrie leaned over Fletcher to see what he was reading.

"She's cute," she said with a smirk as she saw the picture of some actress at a premiere.

"Yeah." Fletcher was mesmerised.

"As cute as me?" she asked.

"Yeah."

"Cuter than me?"

"Yeah."

"Oww!" Fletcher's hand flew up the patch of singed hair Valkyrie had just created on the back of his head.

"Now who's cute?"