Skulduggery Pleasant: Moments in the Life of a Dead Man

by Here Be Monsters

Just what it says on the tin. Those little moments in Skulduggery Pleasant's life which come and go in a second, but are still important enough to remember, at least for a little while. *Set throughout the series. Some were written before Dark Days came out, and may seem a little outdated. No Kingdom of the Wicked Spoilers!*

3. Windows

Thank you to Carolina Blues and SapphireShadowgirl for the reviews :D

Windows

"Does this hurt?"

"No."

"What about this?"

"No."

"This?"

"Kenspeckle, I'm not hurt!"

"You fell out of a third story window onto a car, Valkyrie. You must be hurt somewhere!"

"Well, I'm not. It wasn't like the car was moving."

"The fact you fell out of the window was bad enough."

"It wasn't like it was the highest window I've fallen out of."

"Oh? So what was the highest?"

"Sixth floor."