Cloud the Molester
To my disturbed fans: Hope you liked chapter 1 even though it was short. This chapter will be longer. Enjoy my disturbed fanfic.
"So after you illegally took Denzel to a strip club what happened there?" Loz asked.
"I let him have a lap dance."
"You hired some stripper to give Denzel a lap dance!"
"No way! I might have had 20 shots of vodka but I would never hire someone to give Denzel a lap dance! I gave him one myself."
"Oh mi gosh!" Loz whispered, "why do I always get the weird cases?" Kadaj and Yazoo were studying Cloud's facial expression. None as always. Was that a smile?! Nope he sneezed.
"Then what happened?" Loz questioned.
"We went back to the motel hotel thing."
"Finally you did something right!!!" Loz exclaimed.
"With a hooker."
"Jesus Christ! What's wrong with you!"
"Tifa nags me."
"That's not what I ment! Grrrr! Just continue!" said Loz frustrated.
"I let Denzel use the hooker."
"There is so many things wrong with you I don't know where to start!"
"Yeah right. Anywayz Denzel started crying around 11:00pm. and the hooker left at 1:00a.m."
"You let a hooker rape Denzel? What kind of person are you!"
"I'm a SOLDIER."
"I wish I could stick a skewer through your penis!!! Oh wait that came out all wrong!"
"Anywayz then around 2 Denzel had fallen asleep. So I immitated the hooker."
"You had sex with a a10 year old boy!?"
"Like I've been saying nothing wrong so why am I on trial?" Cloud asked.
"I think we've heard enough. Jury please make your decision." Loz said waving his hand.
Kadaj and Yazoo were escorted to the Jury's chambers. The were in there for about 20 minutes.
"Have you reached a verdict?" Loz asked.
"Yes Your Honor. We the Jury find the Defendant Cloud Strife Sexy!"
"Why God why?" Loz screamed.
Denzel began crying. Tifa flipped Cloud off. Barret was kissing Yazoo. Marlene was flashing the court. And Loz committed sucide.