Title: The (not so) secret diaries series
Author: moon-majik
Chapter: Guy of Gisborne
Rating: K
Summary: The Character's keep diaries throughout the legend...which were kept deadly secret...until now. Based on BBC 2006 series.
Disclaimer: Robin Hood...not mine. You know the rest.

Guy of Gisborne:

Day One:

The. King. Has. Gone. Away. Without. Me.

Day Four:

Inconsolable. I need Cheering up. Yes. Land is what I need.

Day Six:

That Sheriff is an idiot. He gave me Robin of Loxley's lands. Which practically comes with a free pass into the Castle whenever I want. Don't know who decorated the place. Moved some furniture around to lighten place up.

Day Eight:

Sheriff whining about furniture moving. This could be fun

Day Eleven:

Spent day talking Sheriff into helping Prince John taking his throne from his brother. Evil, nasty King. He left without me. Moved Sheriff's bed to the roof.

Day Fifteen:

Received big fat bag of gold from Prince John. Decided not to tell him I decided to help him days ago. Bought a new pair of black leather trousers, old ones started to smell. Moved the very large table to the entrance hall.

Day Sixteen:

Sheriff has actually nailed down furniture. Guess swapping his privy seat for his favourite chair was not appreciated. Funny.

Day Twenty-Nine

Have made arrangements to tell Sheriff I am Ill. Really, I'm off to Mordor with five hairy short men, a hairy tall man, a grey bearded dude with a hat and a blonde poncy, pointy-eared man.

Day Forty

Mordor not impressive. Big volcano blew up and ruined my tan. Bought a pet dormouse, but lost it on the flight home.

Day Forty-Five

Sheriff killed peasant. Not sure why. Decided to take up gardening, as gnomes not doing good enough job. Sheriff delighted.

Day Fifty:

Finished the gardening. Castle now looking tidy, although I'm covered in dirt. Black comes in useful you know. Sheriff taken up singing "You Naughty Naughty Woman" at me under his breath.

Day Fifty-One:

Repeated singing getting quite annoying

Day Fifty-Five:

Plan in motion to remove all furniture from castle. Its about time Loxley manner has a make over. Debating whether to hire "Extreme Makeover: home edition" or "Changing Rooms" Asked Marian for advice. She's more worried about the fate of the starving populace than the state of my house.

Day Sixty:

Robin of Loxley returned during filming of show. Not impressed. Got kicked out, so he could have a bath with his multi-coloured jumper friend.

Day Sixty-One:

Spent day Hiding from Sheriff, who was sulking. Who is this "Robnut" he keeps mumbling about

Day Sixty-Two

Ah. Robnut is Robin of Loxley. Switched around all furniture in all rooms. Bedroom now in Kitchen, Kitchen now in Great Hall, Great Hall now in study, study now in privy, Privy now in bedroom.

Day Sixty-Three

Too busy to move furniture. Robin of Loxley is an outlaw. Loxley Manner is mine again! Rejoice. Hood had a house party and left me with one hell of a mess to tidy up.

Day Sixty-Four

Thanks to Hood, Sheriff out of castle all day. Master plan went ahead. No furniture in castle when returned. Sheriff didn't notice at first. Too excited. We had captured Hood.

Day Sixty-Five

Visited Hood in jail yesterday. Man is actually rather sexy. He seemed to admire my leather. He escaped. During drama, we put Furniture back. Sheriff now convinced that Hood is cause of all his furniture troubles.

Day Sixty-Six

Sheriff spent all day at window waiting for Hood. Outlaw didn't show. Didn't have the heart to move furniture, as Sheriff depressed.