Vampire Talk Vampire Walk

"If it talks like a Vampire..."

Chapter One

XOXO

"You realize Anne Rice got it all backwards, Vampires aren't all depressed and broody, other than one I know and despise, they're the exact opposite! They enjoy killing they're all bigger bastards than my father!"

"Xander!" A young red haired young woman smacked the back of Xander's head.

"Ow! Wills who knew you were so violent?!" Xander whined as he rubbed the back of his head pouting, he sent a withering glare at the grave stone he was currently 'guarding' it was all the damn stones fault! If that dumb-nut lawyer dude hadn't walked through the shadiest part of Sunnydale in the middle of the frikin' night he wouldn't have gotten his big butt bitten, and then he, Xander LaVelle Harris wouldn't be here getting smacked around by a girl half his size.

"One: I can become violent when provoked. Two: don't say mean things about Angel, when I give him back his soul he and Buffy will get back together and everything will be alright then and you'll feel really guilty for saying things like that. And three: don't cuss, or I'll bend you over my knee and give you a good spanking after washing your mouth out, big time mister, with the really nasty soap!" Xander being the hormonal teen he was couldn't have ever possibly stopped himself from the next fatal words that he let slip.

"Promise?" He grinned. He was rewarded with another smack on the back of his head and an affronted look from Willow.

"Alexander LaVe-" she was cut off by Xander turning his back on her spinning around to face the cluster of trees behind them.

"Xander?"

"Shhh!" Xander hissed, "Did you hear that?" He whispered not turning around.

"Hear what?" She said creeping up to his side with her finger ghosting over her lips in a reminder to stay quite, mainly for herself.

"It sounds like someone... laughing? I'm not sure, it may be a vamp so stay back give me the stake," he motioned for her to pass the weapon to him but when she didn't he turned a sharp look on her.

"Willow," she shook her head with her lips pursed, she had her resolve face on. Damn.

"No, Xander we don't know what's out there, it might be something worse than a vampire, I can't let you go out there we're only here for this vamp," she gestured to the grave beside them, and as if hearing the witch mention him an arm pushed through the dirt closely followed by another dirt caked hand, Willow gasped when the now awoken fledge started crawling out of his own grave in his definitely expensive suit. The only thought that went through Xander's mind as he snatched the stake from Willow and jumped the still crawling fledge was, 'Yup, definitely a lawyer.'

XOXO

Spike realized his mistake the moment he let a small chuckle break forth from behind the barrier of his lips, when the boy had asked if the witch would promise to spank him he couldn't contain himself. He imagined himself joining in on the fun but before he could live out much of that fantasy the whelp had turned to exactly where he was hiding and in fact was looking right at him. Fuck, the lad had right good hearing, that little laugh would have been hard for loads of people to hear. He tried to stay still, he didn't want his game to be found out so soon, he could just see Angelus now laughing at him for his bloody stupid hiccup, the bastard. He was pleasantly surprised when, just after the girl had mentioned the little monster, he sprouted right up like a daisy from the dirt. His happy little cloud nine bubble popped when his boy jumped the bloody vampire, mini-stake in hand.

Stupid little wanker!

Spike almost growled when he saw the fledge flip them both over, pinning the boy under him, he actually did let out a vicious growl when the vampire let his teeth graze over Xander's neck, and when the vampire licked his boy's neck there was no going back, he was bloody well going to regret this later but he pushed his way out of the brush and ripped he fledge off of Xander and threw him into a tree.

Xander had his hand clamped over his neck, his wide eyes glued onto Spike as he backed his now sore body onto the headstone of the new and now condemned to dust vampire named Anthony Watson. When Spike had pulled the blood thirsty beast off of him he had seen Willow run to him and now felt her arms around both of his shoulders, clinging to him. His mouth feel open when the question Spike just yelled to him registered in his mind.

"Well, whelp did the bloody bastard bite you or not?!" So shocked he didn't realize he shook his head in 'no,' to the bleach blonde vampire's question.

But Spike realizing his second mistake and he scrambled to find a cover. He turned to the cowering fledge and vented his anger.

"They are both property of the Aurelius Clan! They are ours, and their fates are to be decided by Master Angelus himself!" He strode over the suit clad vampire and put his hands on both sides of his head snapping the pathetic things neck with a resounding 'pop!'

Not being able to stop himself, as usual Xander asked one of the questions he was dying, not literally of course, to ask. "That won't kill him will it?" And he flinched when both the vampire and Willow turned to him with shocked faces. "I mean it can't, the only ways to kill a vamp are like the sun and stakes, the cutting off of their heads, but he still has his head, and he's not dusty by any means. So it's not killing him..." Xander mentally smacked himself for going into one of his infamous nervous rants. 'Perfect you dolt! Why don't you ask him out for coffee next time?! Maybe offer him a little nibble?!'

Spike stared at the lad for a good minute almost enjoying the way the brat squirmed under his luscious gaze, 'Like that line, I do. Luscious... Big word too, maybe Dru'll give me a good pat on the head later,' he said to himself almost bitterly.

"No it won't kill 'im, he'll get up in a bit and run off to tell his master of the claim we have on you two," Spike said still staring at Xander.

"Claim?" The little witch asked in a small voice, trying to look anywhere but at him and only managing to stare at him anyways. He grinned.

"Yea, you little Scoobies are ours, but more of that later poppet. Ima go now, gotta get some dinner," he sent them a vicious smile and brushed some imaginary dirt off of his duster then turned to leave but was stopped by the whelp asking him something that only made his smile widen.

"Why aren't you going to eat us? Why not now?" Well damn if his boy wasn't as sharp as a needle! He turned back to his brats and smiled again.

"I'm going to save you for later. Best for last, you know," Spike waved his hand in a vague indication that the conversation was over and grinned at the now flustered teens, and then walked slowly away, his back to them as if they really weren't threats.

XOXO

A/N: Yup another chapter! Or really the first, I figured since I got such a great reaction from the last chapter I would update quickly! I really do like writing for Spike and Xander both, my favorite character, besides Willow. They are all so funny. So I will be making with another update soon! Maybe even tonight! smiles I can't wait! The next chapter will probably most definitely be longer, just another FYI.

And really quick I need to ask something, we all obviously know Spike is going to choose Xander but I still really want to make Willow a vampire, not a mindless fledge but a childe, who should be her Sire? I don't necessarily like her with Angel or anything so I'm thinking about making it Drusilla. Or just not anyone, and leave her human. I'm not sure! whines and pouts

I don't like Buffy much and I don't really know what I'm going to do with her. Give her to Angelus, and let him keep her as a human pet and torture toy or one of his childer, treat her like her did with Darla. Or let him kill her, or just let her just stay the same old slayer I like most of the time. So if you guys would help me with my dilemmas I'd appreciate it. Just drop me a line and give me your very valued opinions. Thanks.

I hope you decide to review!

-Bloody