Mystery Danny Theater 3000
By Futuramakid
Mystery Meat transcribed by Skyechan
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Danny Phantom and related characters or Crow T. Robot and related characters.
Bold transpiring, non bold is on the screen.
They exited the theater. "Well, Danny, now's time for the Invention Exchange," Crow said. "The what?" Danny said. "The invention exchange is where the Satellite of Love and Deep 13 exchange inventions," Ron explained. "We need a gadget… quick!" Tom said. "Danny, do you have any of your Dad's gear?" Ron asked. "All I have is a thermos," Danny answered, "and Vlad and Forrester know I didn't make it." "Well, then, I guess we had better start making something," Crow said, grabbing the thermos from Danny, and pushing the button. "Crow, you idiot!" Ron said, but it was too late. Danny had been sucked into the thermos. Vlad and Dr. Forrester appeared on the screen. "Where's Daniel?" Vlad asked. "Well, Crow kind of—" "LET ME OUT!" Danny's voice came from inside the thermos. Vlad broke out in laughter, "We require no invention this week, this was more than enough to compensate," and continued to hysterically laugh. The alarms and sirens went off. "WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!" the four of them yelled, and entered the theater.
PART TWO
The screen fades back in to a shot of the outside of Casper High and slowly zooms in before fading into a shot of Lancer's office where the jock, Danny, Tucker, and Mr. Lancer are.
Lancer is sorting through files in his file cabinet while Danny and Tucker sit in chairs in front of his desk. The jock is on the back wall looking pleased with the way things are turning out.
LANCER: (pulls out a file and reads it) Tucker Foley. Chronic tardiness, talking in class,--
Cut to a shot of Tucker's face.
LANCER: (offscreen) --repeated loitering by the girl's locker room.
Crow: A man after my own heart.
Tucker gives a sly smile at this comment. The shot pans right to show Danny's face.
LANCER: (offscreen) Danny Fenton. Thirty-four dropped-
Crow: trow,
Danny: CROW!
beakers in the last month,-
Ron: (LANCER) the lederhosen incident,
banned for life--
Tom: (LANCER)from wearing briefs.
Cut to a shot of the jock on the back wall looking very pleased.
LANCER: --from handling all fragile-
Ron: (LANCER) women.
school property, --
Cut to a shot of the group in the office, Danny and Tucker's backs facing the screen.
LANCER: --but no severe mischief before today.
Cut to a shot of Lancer.
LANCER: (calmly) So...gentlemen, tell me:
He slams-
Crow: his head into the wall.
the file onto the desk.
Cut to a shot of Danny and Tucker. Lancer suddenly appears in the shot and both Danny and Tucker recoil in their chairs.
LANCER: (angrily) WHY DID THE TWO OF YOU, CONSPIRE TO DESTROY THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA?
Cut to a close-up of Danny's face.
DANNY: (defensively) Dash started it! He threw--
Crow: (DANNY) a look at Sam that clearly said-
Danny: CROW!
Cut to a shot of Dash, the jock.
LANCER: (offscreen) Four touchdown passes in the last game is thereby exempt from-
Tom: (LANCER) Me going on a power trip.
scorn.
Dash looks proud at this achievement.
The shot pans right to show Lancer's face.
LANCER: You two, however, are not.
Crow: (LANCER) wearing pants.
Cut to a shot of Danny and Tucker.
LANCER: I'll map out your punishment when I return.
Danny and Tucker look at each other.
Cut to the door to the office where Lancer and Dash are standing.
LANCER: Mr. Baxter. Watch the door.
Lancer leaves down the hallway as Dash smirks before closing the door.
Danny and Tucker stand up from their seats.
TUCKER: We gotta find Sam. For some reason, I feel like I-
Ron: (TUCKER) love her.
Crow: (DANNY) No way, geek, she's MINE!
got her kidnapped.
DANNY: Maybe because you told the ghost she changed-
Tom: my underwear?
the menu, (sarcastically) how about that?
Tucker suddenly sniffs the air.
TUCKER: (determined) That steak is still in the building. 200 yards, tops.
Danny glances over at a wall of TVs showing the different security camera views. The first view is of what seems to be a storage area with some boxes of meat. The second view is of an exit from the school. The next view is of an exit from a storage area that has boxes of meat, and the final view is only of a bunch of boxes with meat in them. A trail of juice from the meat leads off the screen.
DANNY: (offscreen) Check it out. (points at the screen)-
Ron: (DANNY) SAM IN A BIKINI! (starts drooling)
Danny: (blushes, knowing that's what he'd do)
Meat-trail.
Danny backs away from the cameras and transforms into his ghost self. As Tucker walks into the shot, Danny grabs his arm and turns them both intangible and they both go through the floor.
TUCKER: (offscreen) Whoa!
The door opens and Lancer appears carrying a broom, Dash right behind him.
LANCER: Gentlemen your punishment will be--
Crow: (LANCER) watching Sam kiss Dash… no wait… that's not till episode 11.
Lancer and Dash's eyes widen as they realize Danny and Tucker's chairs are empty.
LANCER: (angrily) --WORSE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE!
Cut to a shot of the storage area Danny saw earlier on the TV screen. The shot pans over revealing the silhouettes of Danny and Tucker at the other end of the room.
Tucker looks elated as he steps into the room.
TUCKER: (happily) Sweet mother of mutton!
Tucker quickly latches himself onto the wall of the boxes of meat.
TUCKER: (happily) I'd dreamed of it but...I never thought I'd live to see it!
Cut to a shot of Tucker still holding the wall in an embrace as Danny steps into the shot.
DANNY: How is it that I have the ghost powers and (points at Tucker) you're-
Crow: (DANNY) Not wearing pants.
Danny: CROW!
the weird kid?
Both of their eyes widen as they hear cackling nearby. They peer around the corner of a stack of boxes and see the Lunchlady Ghost.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: (politely) My dear child...
Cut to a shot of the Lunchlady Ghost floating before Sam who is trapped underneath a large pile of meat.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: Meat is good for kids!
Cut to a shot of Sam, looking irritated, struggling to get free of the pile of meat.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: (offscreen) It helps them grow and makes them-
Tom: (LUNCHLADY GHOST) become obsessive food themed freaks when they die.
smile!
Cut to the Lunchlady Ghost and Sam.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: Why won't you eat it?
The Lunchlady Ghost offers Sam a chicken leg.
SAM: We don't need-
Crow: pants.
meat. That's fact!
The Lunchlady Ghost suddenly reverts back to her evil lunchlady mode and a mysterious wind begins blowing from nowhere. (Uh-oh.)
LUNCHLADY GHOST: SILENCE! (points at Sam) You need discipline! Manners! Respect!
Cut to Danny and Tucker still peering out from the corner looking-
Ron: at Sam longingly.
Danny: (blushes)
worried.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: (offscreen) Ya know where that comes from?
Cut to Sam still trapped in pile. The Lunchlady Ghost's face suddenly appears in the shot.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: MEAT!
The wind stops suddenly and the Lunchlady Ghost reverts back again.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: (politely) Chicken? Or fish?
Cut to Danny and Tucker.
DANNY: (points to himself with his thumb) I'll take care of-
Ron: Sam after I kill you.
the ghost.
Cut to a shot of Danny's face.
DANNY: You just find a way to get Sam out of that pile of meat!
Cut to Tucker with a knowing look on his face.
TUCKER: (pulls a fork and knife out of nowhere) Waaaay ahead of you.
Danny flies off and prepares to punch the ghost. The Lunchlady Ghost turns around surprised, but notices Danny too late.
(WHAM!)
Crow: Who does he think he is, Adam West?
The Lunchlady Ghost is sent flying and crashing into a nearby wall before collapsing to the ground. Danny suddenly lands in front of her and she glares at him.
Cut to Sam. She stops looking in Danny's direction and then looks at Tucker who is cutting away pieces of the meat with his knife.
TUCKER: (enthusiastically) I'll have you free in no time, Sam!
Cut back to Sam.
SAM: (with disbelief) You gotta be kidding me.
Cut to Danny crouched on the ground. He suddenly jumps up and somersaults in the air before preparing to kick the ghost.
Unfortunately, the Lunchlady Ghost catches his foot in her hand right before he hits her.
Still holding his foot, the Lunchlady Ghost dangles a surprised Danny upside-down.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: Don't you see?
Cut to a shot of Danny still looking surprised.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: (offscreen) This is why you need meat!
Cut back to the ghost and Danny.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: You're skin and (tosses him offscreen) bones!
As Danny is sent flying through the air he makes himself intangible, bumping the floor a little and going halfway through a nearby wall before falling to the ground, his waist up on one side of the wall and the rest on the other side.
Cut back to the Lunchlady Ghost. Her hand glows green as she summons shish kebobs from a box, their pointed ends heading straight for Danny.
Danny sees this and makes his body split in two, the meat passing through the stretched intangible area of his body he created.
Danny smiles upon realizing-
Ron: despite his cluelessness, that Sam loves him.
Danny: (blushes)
this new power but the smiles quickly fades as he looks at what the ghost is up to now.
The Lunchlady Ghost yells and summons meat out of all of the boxes onscreen.
Danny pieces himself together again quickly and watches the meat go flying towards the ghost.
Meanwhile, Tucker is about to take a bite of meat but the piece as well as the meat pile that was covering Sam goes flying off towards the ghost.
Cut to the Lunchlady Ghost looking very evil as the meat soars all around her before attaching to her forming the huge meat monster she was earlier. She fires meat at Danny, which upon hitting him reverts back to being her fist and captures him in her grasp.
Sam and Tucker run onscreen looking up at Danny-
Crow: longingly in the case of Sam.
Danny: Look what you started, Ron!
in the ghost's grasp.
Cut to Tucker.
TUCKER: (strikes a determined pose, fork and knife handy) Help's on the way, buddy!
The Lunchlady Ghost suddenly sends Danny flying offscreen. Danny yells as this is happening, turning himself intangible causing him to pass through a wall.
Cut to the ghost looming over Sam and Tucker. She growls at them loudly.
Cut to Sam and Tucker looking scared.
TUCKER: Run?
SAM: Run.
The two zoom offscreen, Tucker leaving his fork and knife behind in midair.
Sam and Tucker yell as they head for the door, but the ghost sends a pile of meat that blocks their exit, knocking both of them offscreen.
The shot pans right to show Danny holding the back of his head and he phases partly back into the room. Sam and Tucker continue yelling as they run past him.
Danny suddenly gets a determined look on his face and goes flying after them.
Cut to Sam and Tucker running as the menacing Lunchlady Ghost continues to gain on them.
Danny flies overhead looking down at this scene.
The Lunchlady Ghost makes fists with her hands and prepares to slam down on Sam and Tucker, but Danny quickly flies down and grabs the still running Sam and Tucker in his arms before turning all of them intangible and flying through a wall.
The Lunchlady Ghost is surprised at this and can't stop herself in time and the meat splatters all against the wall.
Cut to the wall outside. Danny, Sam, and Tucker suddenly phase through it and continue floating through the air, the intangibility disappearing. Danny looks tired.
Cut to Sam's face.
SAM: Gee, Danny.
Tom: You're really hot when you're in ghost mode.
Fighting meat monsters, flying through walls...You must be exhausted.
Cut to the trio still in the air.
DANNY: (defensively) What? Of course not! (looks tired again) What would give you that idea... (trails off)
The trio falls to the ground as Danny passes out from exhaustion. Sam and Tucker land sitting upright while Danny lies face down on the ground unconscious. He returns back to his usual everyday self.
Sam and Tucker look at eachother.
Cut to FentonWorks.
Crow, Ron and Tom in unison: NO HE DOESN'T! WHY CAN'T THEY GET IT RIGHT?
The shot fades in to Jasmine opening the front door, a book in her hand.
JASMINE: (puzzled) Mom?
Cut to a wide overhead shot of the room.
JASMINE: Dad?
Jasmine takes two steps into the room and the door suddenly slams closed behind her. Two smoke bombs roll in front of her covering the scene up with white smoke.
DANNY'S FATHER: (hidden by the smoke) Now, Maddie! Hit her! I'm moving in!
Jasmine shrieks.
DANNY'S FATHER: (still hidden) Get my back!
The smoke finally clears to show Jasmine looking severely irritated with her arms crossed as her parents have latched themselves onto her legs, the Fenton Xtractor (you know, the vacuum cleaner thing) attached to the bottom part of her hair.
Cut to her parents, lying on the ground, who let go of her legs.
Cut to the group as Jasmine walks off, the Xtractor still on her-
Crow: pants.
Danny: CROW!
hair.
JASMINE: (while walking off) This is all going in the memoir.
Danny's parents finally get up off the ground. The shot suddenly pans to the front door that opens and reveals Sam and Tucker carrying the still unconscious Danny.
TUCKER: Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Fenton! What a school day! Poor Danny nodded off.
Cut to Danny's parents listening to Tucker's story. Danny's father has an eyebrow raised.
TUCKER: (offscreen) We figured we'd just carry him all the way home and tuck him into bed--
Cut to Tucker and Sam carrying Danny upstairs.
TUCKER: --without any parental interaction whatsoever.
SAM: (nervously) Don't get up! We know where to go.-
Tom: (SAM) We know you're thick enough to fall for this, but we won't push it.
Bye!
Cut back to Danny's parents.
DANNY'S FATHER: (looks up at the ceiling in thought) Hmm...
MADDIE: Jack...Danny is not a ghost.
Crow: (MADDIE) and by that, I mean we're too thick to know that Danny's a ghost.
Cut to Jack.
JACK: (seriously) You're right.
Cut to a scene of Jasmine down a hallway trying to get the Xtractor off her hair.
Cut to a close-up of Jack's face.
JACK: Jazz is. (YAY! I can finally type their names now instead of "Danny's Father/Mother"! SWEET!)
The screen fades out and into a shot of Danny sleeping on top of his bed. He suddenly wakes up with a yelp.
DANNY: (confused) Ah! W-W-what's going on?
Cut to Tucker and Sam looking down at him.
TUCKER: You passed out. (looks at Sam) We took you home.
Cut to Tucker.
TUCKER: You've been asleep for four days!
Crow: (TUCKER) You kept muttering about how you wanted to see Sam in a-
Danny: CROW!
Danny sits up quickly.
DANNY: (alarmed) Four days?
Cut to Tucker.
TUCKER: (chuckling) Nah. It's only been a couple hours.
Cut to a shot of the trio in Danny's room. Danny lays back down and stares at the ceiling, still a little shaken. Sam puts her hands on her hips.
SAM: (glaring) Knock it off, Tucker!
Cut to Sam.
SAM: This is the second time today your carelessness almost got him killed!
Cut to the trio again.
TUCKER: Me? I almost got him killed?
Cut to Tucker.
TUCKER: (frustrated) The only reason this happened is because you had to be unique.
Cut to the trio.
TUCKER: You had to take the meat away!
Sam crossed her arms and turns away from him. Danny looks about ready to interrupt them.
TUCKER: (while storming off) And I'm gonna get it back!
Cut to Sam.
SAM: (yelling angrily) You want to change that menu back?
Sam goes over to the door to the bedroom and yells after Tucker.
SAM: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME TO DO IT!
Sam leaves, slamming the door closed behind her.
Danny is still lying on his bed, still a little shocked as to what just happened.
DANNY: (gives a slight sigh) Ah...Well, I'm sure everything will be back to normal by tomorrow.
Tom: Yes, because if you ignore problems, they eventually go away.
The screen fades into a shot of outside Casper High where a few students seem to be looking at something offscreen. Danny walks into the shot, a look of disbelief on his face.
DANNY: (exasperated) Or not. Maybe it'll be worse.
Cut to a panning shot of what is clearly a bunch of meat lovers complete with meat balloons, people dressed as meat, among various other things. On a stage some girls are dancing in hot dog outfits. The girls dance offstage and Tucker appears carrying a microphone in his hand.
TUCKER: What do we want?
CROWD: MEAT!
Crow: (DANNY) SAM!
Danny: CROW!
Cut to a shot of Tucker looking triumphant.
TUCKER: When do we want it?
Cut to a shot of the determined looking crowd.
CROWD: NOW!
Cut back to Danny standing behind the crowd. He looks over at the other side of the protest.
Cut to a panning shot of the vegetarian equivalent of the meat protest side full of what seems to be full of hippies, laid-back people, and goths. Sam is standing on top of a school bus yelling into a microphone while carrying a sign that reads "NOW!"
CROWD and SAM: (chanting) VEGGIES NOW! VEGGIES FOREVER! VEGGIES NOW!
Cut to a shot of Sam on top of the school bus looking very determined.
CROWD and SAM: (continue to chant) VEGGIES FOREVER!
Sam appears to glance over in the direction of Danny.
Cut to a shot of Danny that zooms out to show Sam and Tucker standing on opposite sides of him. Sam and Tucker are glaring at eachother.
DANNY: (with disbelief) You guys put together two protests in one night?
Cut to Tucker.
TUCKER: (glaring at Sam; with determination) Meat-eaters, Danny. Always ready to fight. And our high-protein diets give us the energy we need to do it quickly.
Crow: (TUCKER) The extra midichlorians helped too.
Cut to Danny and Sam.
SAM: (glaring at Tucker; equal determination in voice) Ultra Recyclo-vegetarians are always ready to protest.
Cut to Sam.
SAM: And because we don't have waste time cooking our food, we can move even faster.
Cut to the trio, Danny still stuck in the middle of the two quarrelling teens. A crowd is behind them seeming to watch this event unfold.
DANNY: Don't you guys think this is a little extreme?
TUCKER: (continuing to glare) No choice, buddy!
Cut to Danny and Tucker.
TUCKER: You're either with me!
Cut to Sam.
SAM: (glaring) Or you're against him!
Cut to Danny. Sam and Tucker suddenly poke their heads into the shot and Danny ducks a little.
SAM and TUCKER: So whose side are you on?
Ron: (DANNY) No offense, Tuck, but when choosing between the hot girl and the geek, the hot girl generally wins.
A wind suddenly starts blowing and the sky turns gray. Sam and Tucker's eyes widen at this.
Cut to a shot of the trio and the protest area. Cackling is heard as the wind continues to blow.
Cut to Danny and Tucker. Danny's ghost sense (the blue mist) goes off.
Cut back to the protest area. The crowd looks bewildered and confused. A voice yells angrily as a meat truck suddenly has its contents fly out of it in various directions.
Cut to the trio. They watch as the meat flies around before coming back towards the meat truck. The meat swirls around overhead.
Cut to a shot of Danny that pans out showing the rest of the crowd, Sam, and Tucker looking upward at what's going on.
Cut to the meat. The meat forms the meat monster the Lunchlady Ghost was the previous day.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: It's lunchtime!
Cut to protestors from the meat protest running offscreen while screaming in terror. The next shot is the same, only with the vegetarian protestors.
Cut to Tucker.
TUCKER: (dismayed) Meat! Why have you betrayed me?
Cut to Danny continuing to look upwards at the monster. He then looks around offscreen.
DANNY: Guys, time to-
Crow: (DANNY) let me kiss Sam!
Danny: CROW!
makeup! (looks upward) Now!
Cut to the trio. Sam and Tucker hug although they still look furious with one another as Danny transforms behind their cover.
Sam and Tucker breakaway from eachother revealing Danny as Danny Phantom.
Cut to a shot of Danny running before flying offscreen.
Cut to an overhead shot of Jasmine talking with a goth sitting at a picnic table away from all of the chaos.
Cut to Jasmine.
JASMINE: Spike, you have to open up-
Crow: your pants!
to your parents! Be true to yourself and them!
The shot pans over towards Spike who is wearing all black, has a mohawk, and is covered in piercings.
JASMINE: (offscreen) Tell them how you feel!
Cut to a shot of Jasmine and Spike.
JASMINE: I mean, it's not like they're gonna attack you or anything.
Jasmine's eyes widen as a green net suddenly appears from the right-hand side of the screen and captures her in it. She yells in surprise. Spike watches as Jasmine in the net is dragged offscreen.
Cut to Jack reeling in the net while standing behind some bushes.
JACK: I've got her!
Maddie pokes out from the bushes.
JACK: (looks at Maddie) And the Fenton Grappler is working like a charm!
Maddie appears to be skeptical.
MADDIE: I don't understand.
Cut to Maddie.
MADDIE: If Jazz is a ghost, why hasn't she just phased through the net?
Cut to Jasmine standing with the net still on her, Maddie, and Jack.
JASMINE: Because I am not a (throws the net off of her) GHOST!
Cut to Jasmine looking furious.
JASMINE: (irritated) You've ambushed me, suffocated me with smoke, and worse? I was pulled away from Spike before he-
Crow: (JASMINE) put some pants on!
had his breakthrough! What do you have to say for yourselves?
Cut to Jack and Maddie. Jack suddenly holds the Fenton Thermos out in front of him.
JACK: Eat hot Fenton Thermos, ghost gal!
Jack and Maddie look down at the Thermos as nothing but a spark flashes and disappears.
Cut to Jasmine looking down at the Thermos. She then looks up and glares.
Cut to Jack and Maddie. Jack is looking at the Thermos with scrutiny.
JACK: Hmph. (shakes the Thermos back and forth) Darn thing still doesn't work!
Cut to Danny looking alarmed. The shot pans out and turns around revealing Danny in front of the now humongous meat covered Lunchlady Ghost. The ghost gives a ferocious yell before attempting to punch Danny. Danny flies out of the fist's way. The ghost then tries slapping Danny with the other hand, but Danny dodges again. She then tries an uppercut which Danny also dodges.
Cut to Danny. He kicks the ghost hard and knocks her over.
Cut to the ghost landing hard onto the ground.
Cut to Sam and Tucker smiling as they watch this.
TUCKER: He really is getting better.
Cut to Danny looking downwards. He smiles but then frowns as he turns his attention back to the ghost.
The ghost punches him.
(FWAM!)
Ron: Again with the Adam West effects!
Danny goes sailing offscreen.
Cut to Sam and Tucker. Sam runs towards the right-hand side of the screen.
SAM: I sure hope he can take a punch!
Cut to a passenger airliner flying overhead. Danny is sent flying upwards towards it.
Cut to inside the plane to a businessman and a flight attendant.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: (smiling) There's your water, sir!
The businessman and the flight attendant's eyes widen as Danny suddenly phases through and up out of the ceiling.
Cut to the businessman and flight attendant. Both watch as Danny phases through the floor again, grabbing the businessman's water cup out of his hand.
DANNY: (while phasing through) Thanks!
Cut to Danny flying back towards the ghost, the water cup in his hand. He splashes the water on his face before the cup aside.
Cut to Jack and Maddie. Both are looking at Jasmine.
Cut to Jasmine looking irritated with her arms crossed in front of her.
Cut to Jack. He suddenly smiles before looking at the Thermos in his hand.
JACK: (serious) I, Jack Fenton, from this day forth--
Cut to Danny flying towards the school.
JACK: (offscreen) --do hereby turn my back on-
Crow: (JACK) PANTS!
Danny: CROW!
ghosts.
Danny slams into the ghost sending meat flying everywhere.
Cut to Jasmine, Jack, and Maddie as an explosion lets off orange smoke in the distance.
Cut to a large crater as meat falls to the ground. Danny weakly pulls himself out of the crater.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: (offscreen) Oh, dear!
Danny looks up surprised at this.
Cut to the Lunchlady Ghost standing before Danny who is still partly in the crater.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: What a mess!
Close-up on the Lunchlady Ghost's face. She looks mildly worried.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: (with sincerity) Are you okay?
Cut to Danny and the ghost. Danny finally pulls himself out of the crater and rubs his left arm a bit.
DANNY: Yeah. I think so.
Cut to the ghost with a small smile on her face. She suddenly reverts back to evil lunchlady mode. (Once again, "yikes".)
LUNCHLADY GHOST: TOUGH! BECAUSE YOU BEING OKAY IS NOT PART OF MY BALANCED DIET OF DOOM!
Cut to the crater. Meat suddenly pours out of it forming five small piles in front of Danny.
Cut to the meat piles. The piles suddenly form into little meat monsters.
Cut to Danny who flies offscreen.
The meat monsters jump offscreen after him.
Cut to Danny. He does a flying kick that slices through all of the meat monsters before landing back onto the ground.
Danny looks upward only to see the meat monsters form themselves again.
Cut to Danny who stands up from the ground.
DANNY: Well, I wasn't expecting that!
Two blue rings suddenly appear at his waist and travel over his body reverting him back to normal. Danny looks down at himself in surprise.
DANNY: Or that!
Cut to Danny. The meat monsters appear and grab him. Danny tries fighting them off but they keep their hold on him and fly offscreen with him. Two of the monster let go of him while three dangle Danny upside down by his legs. Danny yells.
Cut to Jack and Maddie. Jack is looking down at the Fenton Thermos.
JACK: Well, this Thermos can't trap ghosts because ghosts don't exist.
Jack tosses the Thermos offscreen as Maddie and Jasmine look on in shock.
Cut to Danny continuing to be dangled by his legs. The Thermos suddenly whacks him in the face and he catches it.
DANNY: The Fenton Thermos!
Close-up on Danny's face.
DANNY: But how am I going to get it to work?
Cut to the three meat monsters dangling Danny. They suddenly let go of him and toss him towards the ground.
Danny yells as he plummets towards the ground.
DANNY: Change back! (determined) CHANGE BACK!
A light flashes and Danny becomes Danny Phantom.
Cut to the five meat monsters. They look surprised and then become furious before going offscreen to chase after him.
Cut to Jasmine, Maddie, and Jack. Danny suddenly falls and phases through the ground between Jasmine and her parents.
DANNY: (while phasing through) Thanks for the Thermos!
Cut to Jack and Maddie.
JACK: (happily) HAH! Ghost Kid! I was right!
Cut to Jack standing in front of Jasmine triumphantly.
JACK: (sing-song voice) You were wrong
Cut to Jack clearly looking very happy.
JACK: (sing-song voice) Ghosts exist! (laughs) I never doubted it for a second!
Cut to Jasmine, Maddie, and Jack. Jasmine doesn't look pleased. Jack laughs before a large amount of meat lands on top of them.
Cut to the Lunchlady Ghost. Danny suddenly phases out from the ground, the Fenton Thermos in his hand.
Cut to a shot of the Fenton Thermos.
Cut to the Lunchlady Ghost.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: (angrily) NO! Soup's not on today's menu!
Cut to Danny.
DANNY: (determined) I'm changing-
Ron: (DANNY) my underwear!
the menu! Permanently!
He grabs the top of the Thermos.
Cut to a close-up of his face.
DANNY: (small voice) Please work?
He knocks the top off of the Thermos and aims the Thermos towards the Lunchlady Ghost.
Cut to Danny's face.
DANNY: I hope I'm right!
A blue aura surrounds Danny and then the Thermos that powers up before releasing a stream of energy from it, knocking Danny backwards a little bit.
The energy forms a net that surrounds the surprised Lunchlady Ghost and traps her.
LUNCHLADY GHOST: (while struggling) NOOOO!
The energy swirls and sucks the Lunchlady Ghost into the Thermos and Danny (who has reverted back to normal) closes the lid back onto the Thermos. Danny smiles before looking offscreen.
Cut to Sam and Tucker who were trapped under one of the protest balloons. Danny helps Sam up.
SAM: (amazed) What happened?
Cut to Sam's face.
SAM: Where's the ghost?
Crow: (DANNY) Who cares? All I need is YOU!
Danny: (blushes)
Cut to Danny holding the Thermos. He looks down at it while smiling.
DANNY: My parents have their moments!
Danny's eyes widen suddenly as he hears a faint beeping noise and he hides the Thermos behind him.
FENTON FINDER: (offscreen) Ghost directly ahead.
Cut to Danny, Sam, and Tucker. The meat covered Jack and Maddie walk onscreen, Jack holding the Fenton Finder in front of him.
FENTON FINDER: You would have to be some sort of moron-
Tom: (JACK) Check!
to not notice the ghost--
Cut to a shot of Danny standing in front of the Fenton Finder. He gives a weak smile.
FENTON FINDER: --directly ahead.
Cut to Jack and Maddie. Both look up from the Fenton Finder towards Danny.
Cut to Danny.
DANNY: Aw, sorry dad. (points behind him with his thumb) You just missed him.
Cut to Jack and Maddie.
JACK: We got a runner!
Jack and Maddie run offscreen revealing Jasmine with her arms crossed.
JASMINE: (irritated) Great. (walks offscreen) Back to square one.
Cut to Danny, Sam, and Tucker.
TUCKER: So, you're not gonna tell 'em?
DANNY: Nah.
Cut to Danny.
DANNY: I think I might've finally figured out what these powers are for. They make me--
A hand suddenly grabs Danny by the shoulder. His eyes widen. He glances upward.
Cut to Mr. Lancer who looks furious.
LANCER: In a world of trouble.
The shot fades in to outside Casper High at nighttime. Mr. Lancer appears with a megaphone in his hand.
LANCER: Manson!
Cut to Danny, Sam, and Tucker who seem to have cleanup duty and are cleaning up all the mess from the protests.
LANCER: (offscreen) Pick up that T-bone!
Sam looks at it.
SAM: (disgusted) With my hands?
Cut to Mr. Lancer.
LANCER: Foley! Pick up that Turfwich!
Cut to Tucker.
TUCKER: (equally disgusted) With my (picks one up by the corner) hands?
Cut to Mr. Lancer who seems pleased. He takes a bite out of a chicken leg before turning around and walking offscreen.
Cut to Danny sweeping up some meat. The shot pans out to show Dash watching him sweep looking pleased while leaning on the garbage bin where the meat has been being collected.
Cut to Dash who laughs.
Cut to Danny. He looks over at Dash and then goes to the side of the garbage bin. He grabs the side and his hand glows blue, turning the garbage bin intangible.
The intangible garbage bin dumps all of its contents onto Dash who falls over and is buried under a huge pile of meat. The garbage bin reverts back to normal.
Dash pokes his head out from under the meat pile.
DASH: FENTON! A little help?
Cut to Danny looking pleased.
DANNY: Whatever you say, Dash! (looks offscreen) Whatever you say.
Danny's eyes glow green as the screen closes in on them.
-End Title Card Screen-
END PART TWO
Crow: YAY! IT'S OVER!
Ron: and so many Danny and Sam jokes!
They leave the theater until next time.
Next up: Bitter Reunions! (unless I can find a transcript of Memory Blank, in which case we'll have two plushie guests.)