Mystery Danny Theater 3000
By Futuramakid
Bitter Reunions transcribed by Skyechan
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Danny Phantom and related characters or Crow T. Robot and related characters.
Bold transpiring, non bold is on the screen.
Episode 2: Bitter Reunions
In the not-too-distant future
In the Park of Amity
Dr. Forrester and Plasmius
Were hatching an Evil Scheme.
They kidnapped a boy by the name of Dan,
A half-ghost regular joe they couldn't stand
They needed another good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin
And they shot him into space. (Get me down!)
We'll send him DP eps and fics,
Any that we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Danny can't control
Where the eps begin or end (la-la-la)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his various friends.
Subject Roll Call:
Danny! (Goin' Ghost!)
Ron! (I'm being held hostage by a cartoon!)
Tom Servo! (What up!)
Croooow! (Oh, no, I'm not trying to breach the hull!)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la la la),
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Danny Theater 3000!"
Danny and Ron walk in on Crow, who's using Tom's chainsaw to cut through a wall, singing 'Take it Easy' by the Eagles. "Um, Crow, is there by chance any reason you're singing that song?" Danny asked. "And, more importantly, what are you doing with Tom's chainsaw?" Ron asked. "I'm widening my room." Crow replied. "Into space?" Ron said, amazed at this robot's lack of forethought. "Yep," Crow said, "but don't worry, you're a cartoon, right?" "I guess so," Danny said. "And in cartoons, the laws of physics don't apply unless you're aware of them," Crow said. "Point taken," Ron said. Then Crow breached the hull. "See? The laws of physics aren't here!" Crow said. "Only one problem, Crow," Danny began, "you just made me aware of them." "Oh, butterbiscuits!" Ron said. The vacuum began to suck the air out of the ship. "Hello, Daniel," Vlad said on the screen, then noticed what was happening, "Is this a bad time?" "You could say that," said Tom, looking through the door at what was happening. Suddenly, a large tube shot through the hole. Ron walked up to the tube. The glass was fogged from the cold, but he could make out a human form in it. "Guys! Come here! Somebody's trapped in the tube!" He reached to touch the tube. "OW!" he said, withdrawing his hand, "That's cold!" There was a hiss, and the tube popped open. "Where am I?" asked its occupant, "the last thing I remember is going to look for…." The occupant noticed her company. "DANNY!" The sirens went off. Danny grabbed her arm and dragged her to the theater with him
Prologue
Danny: How did you get here, Sam?
Sam: I don't know… The last thing I remember was snooping around the Ghost Zone looking for you. Then a purple flash, and after that- nothing. So where are we?
Danny: We're orbiting earth in a satellite. Vlad and some other kook sent me and Ron here. We have to heckle episodes of my show from Ron's universe.
Danny Fenton is wearing a bike helmet and riding home on his motorized scooter. It is night time and he is looking at his watch which reads "9:56PM" in the green LED.
DANNY: Finally. One day where I get home on time-
Crow: (DANNY) to get ready for my midnight date with Sam.
Sam: I'm right here, you know.
without any ghost detours making me miss my ten o'clock curfew.
Danny's ghost sense goes off. He stops his scooter and looks up to see a group of three old ghost vultures diving through the roofs of nearby houses, scaring the people inside. Louds shrieks are heard as the birds enter and exit each residence.
DANNY: ...Or not. Going ghost!
Danny drives his scooter behind a van. Twin light rings are seen forming behind the vehicle and Danny Phantom emerges a moment later. Flying, Danny chases after the vultures.
DANNY: (catching up to the birds) You fellows look lost. Um, any chance of ya staying that way?
VULTURE GHOST 1: Mind your own business, fancy-
Crow: under-
pants ghost boy.
Danny: CROW!
The vultures phase into a bus and Danny follows them.
VULTURE GHOST 2: We've been circling this town for hours. We could've been halfway to Florida by now. Ask for directions.
VULTURE GHOST 1: I know where I'm going!
VULTURE GHOST 3: You so do not! Ask him.
DANNY: Ask me what?
The vultures fly out of the bus and Danny follows.
VULTURE GHOST 1: Ah. (speaks in a resigned-frustrated manner) We're on a search-and-destroy mission. Can you help us find and peck to death, this guy here?
The vulture shows Danny a torn picture of-
Tom: Desi Arnez.
a younger version of his father.
DANNY: Dad?
VULTURE GHOST 2: Ah-hah, see? I told you he'd know where he is.
Danny attacks a vulture but misses.
VULTURE GHOST 3: Nice try, kid. Get-
Crow: (VULTURE GHOST 3) some pants on!
Sam: (giggles trying to suppress a laugh)
Danny: CROW!
'im, boys!
The vultures circle Danny.
DANNY: Give it your best shot, guys! I'm a wiz at dodgeball!
Danny dodges their attack and vultures fly into each other.
DANNY: Okay, technically it's "dodgebeak", but who cares?
The vultures chase Danny towards a clock tower.
DANNY: (looks at clock face while hovering) Augh. It's almost ten!
Danny circles the clock, phases through it, and manages to sneak up behind one of the vultures and grab him by the legs.
VULTURE GHOST 3: Hey!
DANNY: You know that old saying about a bird in-
Sam: (Danny) my pants?
Crow: Now you're getting it!
the hand?
Danny swings the vulture around and knocks him into the other two.
DANNY: Well, neither do I!
The vultures fly off, a bit disoriented.
DANNY: And don't go messing any windshields on your way out of town!
The torn picture of Jack floats down into Danny's hands.
DANNY: (looking at torn scrap of picture) I wonder why those guys were trying to waste Dad?
The clock chimes ten. Danny flinches.
DANNY: Aw, no. Dad.
Scene shifts to Fenton Works.
Ron, Tom, and Crow: NO HE STILL DOESN'T!
Danny peeks in the front door of his house and finds his parents with their arms crossed looking upset.
JACK: You're late again, young man.
DANNY: (stands dejectedly and frowns) Oh, poop.
The vultures leave a 'present' on Danny's head before flying out of town. Danny glares at the three of them as they fly off.
OPENING THEME