Title: How to Love a Guy in 14 Days
Chapter 3: You said a Mouthful
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Puck and Kurt.
Summary: Puck wants to give Kurt a going-away present before Kurt is due in New York. Kurt has a B!P and Puck just loves to pleasure it.
Author Notes: Written for the Glee Kink Meme. Also seeing the amount of people who read this and the reviews made me smile so much and gives me the yearning ache to keep writing this so thank you so much.
The next day Kurt awoke instantly noticing his lack of pants and he couldn't help but giggle a little bit as he remembered vividly last night, how good it had felt to have Puck's tongue penetrating his tight little pussy over and over again. He had to admit, he had never felt that sexy before in his life and knowing that somehow Puck had brought him that realm of pleasure made the smaller man so happy that he leapt out of the bed and practically skipped down to the kitchen to make the two men breakfast. He saw his pants crumpled on the floor and picked them up, looking curiously at them and for a moment he thought about putting them on but somehow they seemed pointless so he threw them aside and set about making pancakes.
With eager energetic motions Kurt sped through making the breakfast, cooking two large plates full of pancakes and coating them in syrup after loading them onto trays. He then filled two large glasses with orange juice and with a big beaming smile he carried the tray up to Finn's room and slipped inside, seeing Puck sitting up in bed with a cocky grin "Well someone's in a good mood this morning" The smaller man grinned as he slipped onto the bed beside the cocky man, the tray of food resting on the mattress beside the well formed hunk resting on the bed "Well I had this freaking awesome dream last night" the grin on Puck's face was the absolute definition of a shit eating grin on his face.
An incredibly curiosity seeped through Kurt's brain as Puck casually grabbed his plate of pancakes, the larger man handing the smaller man the second plate "What kind of a dream?" he almost knew without bothering to ask judging by the grin on Puck's face but he was morbidly curious and so Puck, between bites of his pancakes, described what he recalled of his dream.
"Well I kind of dreamed about last night. After eating you out I pulled you to the side of the counter and whipped out Puckzilla and slid it right in your tight little cunt right up to my balls. You screamed a little bit but I knew you loved it hard and fast so I fucked you hard, every thrust hard and deep inside you until you screamed and begged for more and then just when you couldn't take anymore I finally let you cum, and fuck it felt even better around my cock than it did on my tongue" Puck sounded absolutely blissful as all hell as he spoke... Kurt tried not to faint and choke at the same time.
"Holy hell... I... that... Damn" Kurt's voice was flustered as all hell, his pancakes sitting there with only one bite taken out of them. Puck chuckled the tiniest bit seeing that look on Kurt's face "Hot right"
"Hot isn't the right word. I don't know what the right word is but hot just isn't strong enough" Puck grinned just a little at that, the smirk on his face wide and devious as he sipped on his juice looking at Kurt's eyes turn into pinwheels as all that imagery hit him full force. "Well get used to it princess because before you leave we're going to do it all and then some. I'm not letting you leave for New York until you're a freaking sex god"
"And just why do you care that much if I'm any good at sex?"
"Because I freaking owe you" Puck said and Kurt sat up a little straighter, looking at his friend as the man maintained a cocky attitude though he could feel a little bit of genuine concern and sadness coming from the man "I know we're friends now but... I spent most of the time I've known you making fun of you because of you being gay and that couldn't have been good for your whole sexual development or whatever the hell that's called and somehow you fucking forgave me but I didn't" Kurt was once again rendered completely speechless "And since the only thing I'm really fucking good at is fucking then why not use that to make everything perfectly square before I lose my bud to stardom?"
Somehow Kurt was touched by the sentiment, the strange and a little offensive sentiment. He reached over for Puck's hand and just gently wrapped his smaller hand around the larger man's fingers. Their eyes rose to meet each other and Kurt smiled "That is simultaneously the sweetest and stupidest reason I've heard... mostly sweet" he couldn't help but notice the tiny glint of happiness in Puck's eyes "You are far more than just a man who knows how to fuck so if you want to make everything truly square then we need to make it clear, you can teach me about sex but I get to teach you about you" Kurt said with a little squeeze of his hand.
"I'd like that Kurt. Now you eat your pancakes, we got a lot of crap to do today" Puck said as he got up and reached into his bag, slipping on a tight black tank top.
"What do you mean Puck?"
"We're going shopping"
Kurt stood beside the car incredulously "I am not going in there"
"Why not? It's only a sex shop, I thought you liked shopping?"
"For clothing and music but not for this stuff... only perverts and miscreants shop in these places"
"I have a frequent shopper card"
"You're not proving me wrong Noah"
Puck gave out a sigh and just grabbed Kurt's hand "Look, 10 minutes. Give me 10 minutes in here and if you're not having fun then we'll go buy pants or some shit" He said but it wasn't his words that was making Kurt reconsider, it was the fact that he was touching Kurt's soft hand in public view. Kurt sighed "Fine, 10 minutes. But you have to hold my hand the entire time and no girly porn" he was adamant; Puck seemed Ok with that because he started walking towards the building.
Inside was a regular cornucopia of pleasures that Kurt had never seen. Everywhere he looked he saw dildos and vibrators and porn "Oh My" he said a little stunned as he reached for a nearby basket, Puck giving him a look "If we're going shopping then we're not leaving until this is completely full... I'm not going to earn a repeat business card for this place, even if they offered me free... oh lord who the hell would wear panties like that?" Kurt said as he pointed to a pair of crotch less panties that were slipped onto a mannequin that had no head.
"Someone who clearly knows they want to show off their vag obviously" Puck said as he headed about, pulling Kurt with him like a kid in a candy store, proud of himself for getting Kurt in there with minimal hassle. He was just randomly looking through the vibrators thinking he was going to get Kurt to try one out for him when he noticed Kurt grabbing one of the crotch less panties and throwing it into his basket, an eyebrow raise promptly getting his attention "What? I want to show off my vag" Kurt said in a perfect monotone, a cheeky wink making Puck's knee's wobble.
Scouring the shelves of the store Puck kept grabbing things from the shelf, much to the growing embarrassment of Kurt who saw the basket he was carrying being filled with lubes and lotions, flavoured condoms and even a pair of clamps. The colour of Kurt's cheeks was blinding red as they walked past the dildos together and Puck grabbed a large brown one "How about this Kurt? I mean fingers are good but you want a good O then you need something cock shaped" he said casually, getting a look from Kurt "I am not sticking something like that in me... I don't even know who that's meant to be" he said and Puck just casually looked at the side "Chad Hunt, he's hot and pretty freaking awesome in his movies"
Kurt's eyes promptly widened "You've seen his movies?"
"Well if I was going to be screwing a dude I had to know what to do, though we don't have to get his one if you don't want it" Kurt was more than a little impressed by this, the amount of effort that Puck had put into this was enough to make the smaller man feel a sense of absolute adoration. He was about to try and be brave and grab one from the wall, when a box caught his eye and a twinkle came from it. He let go of Puck's hand and headed towards it, Puck's gaze following his boy the entire way.
Grabbing the box Kurt looked at it and a tiny little smile seeped over his features as he turned to look at Puck "How about this?" he said and Puck's breath stilled in his throat as the phrase on the box made his chest swell with tremendous pride.
'Clone-A-Willy'
Kurt was still giggling as they walked back into the house "I still can't believe that I bought that" Kurt said as they carried their bags into the house, they'd bought themselves a lot of toys to try out but the pride and joy of their kit was the Clone-a-Willy, it's packaging and title alone made Kurt excited. They didn't need some porn star dildo, some generic vibrator. He was going to make one with Puck, something he could keep long after their time passed.
"Yeah yeah, you want to help set up all this stuff so we can make this or not?" he said as they headed to the kitchen, needing water for the mould mixture. They read through the instructions and one thing became clear, Puck needed to be harder than he'd ever been to make this effective "OK so... can I get you a girly magazine? I'm sure Finn left one in his room"
"I looked, he didn't. But I got some other way of making this work like we need" Puck said as he gently reached for Kurt and pulled him close "Want to learn how to suck a cock?"
Puck's naturally vulgar mannerisms still annoyed Kurt a little, however as yet he'd been unable to see the Puckzilla in all its glory and too date he'd been the one getting all the pleasure, he was due a chance to give some. Nervously he reached forward, his hands resting on Puck's belt buckle "Teach me"
With a grin so evil it could be on a super-villan Puck leaned back a little and let Kurt undo his belt, the nervous timid hands shaking a little bit as the metallic buckle came apart in his hands, the belt soon being undone. Tentatively with a little worry about what was about to come Kurt unzipped Puck's fly and he could see the topside of the man's shaft, commando was Puck's default setting.
With a tremendous amount of nerves Kurt pulled Puck's pants down and gasped "Oh my god" as he saw it, all 11 inches of Noah Puckerman's thick limp cock, perfectly nestled atop his large powerful balls that had a light fur covering them. Kurt had never seen anything so beautiful, so finely formed and designed to provide pleasure. Kurt looked to Puck's eyes, his stunned gaze met with a kind one as Puck gently reached out to touch his cheek "You still think you can do this Kurt?" he asked, ready to just jerk himself to hardness if he had too.
Never let it be said Kurt didn't try to take on a new challenge, slowly the man slipped onto his feet and gently reached out to touch Puck's cock, gently lifting the head of it to look at the thickness. The warmth of it was surprising, like it was its own creature. "How do I...?"
"Just... just kiss it. Just kiss the tip Kurt" Puck's voice, normally a little brash was now incredibly soothing to hear.
Kurt looked at the cock and licked his lips to moisten them before he leaned in and just lightly kissed the soft pink tip of Puck's gargantuan cock, it hung heavy in Kurt's hands right until his lips touched it and then he felt it throb a little, lifting slightly up as it hardened a tiny bit. It was encouraging as hell to feel Puck's cock reacting to his touch, so he kissed it again.
And again.
And again.
Slowly and nervously Kurt planted light kissed over the head of Puck's thick cock, slowly going down the shaft that throbbed with every single peck of his luscious lady lips. "That's it Kurt... just... just keep doing that" Puck whispered and Kurt obeyed proudly, continuing the soft kisses to the larger man's powerful cock that reacted so perfectly, he could feel it against his cheek as he kissed the man's ball sac and had to cough a little bit as a stray hair got caught in his lips "Kurt you OK?"
"I'm fine. Have you ever heard of shaving?"
"Dude I don't need to shave the Puckzilla"
"You will if you expect me to keep doing this" Kurt adamantly said before kissing the tip of the man's hard cock again, his hand gently wrapping around the thick hard shaft as he kissed it slowly and was just enjoying the moment when he heard the voice from the man above him whispering.
"Put it in your mouth"
The statement so simple, so calmly said through clenched teeth made the smaller man look up, catching the sight of Puck's face scrunched up in pleasure as he gave the man a tiny stroke with his hand. He could do this, he knew he could.
Slowly and with a little trepidation Kurt covered his tiny teeth and slipped the tip of Puck's thick cock between his lips, it felt huge inside his mouth but the taste of it was amazing to behold. His tongue brushed against the end of it and he could hear the low moan coming from Puck so intentionally he did it again, the same sound came from the man above. Slowly he tried to circle the thickening tip of Puck's firming cock and the sounds Puck made were amazing to hear, spurring Kurt on as he kept his actions on the tip of Puck's penis slow and sensual.
"Kurt... fuck... oh god"
Hearing Puck's voice was a definite boost of confidence and Kurt would have tried to take more, but as he looked at Puck's cock he noticed something. He slowly pulled away and saw the man's cock rock hard, standing up straight against the man's firm abs and Kurt grinned "I think you're hard"
Puck frantically handed Kurt the plastic in hoped that the faster that they were able to get this done, the sooner he could get Kurt to touch his cock again. Like a speed demon Kurt wrapped the plastic around Puck's hard cock and marked off the 11 inches needed to make Puck's cock fit inside it. With skill gained after years of craftwork Kurt made the mould and attached the base "OK Puck, this stud sets incredibly fast so the instant that I pour it all in you just need to stick your cock in all the way... and then we can keep going" Kurt said with a little wink.
With a timer set for 2 minutes Kurt set to work, mixing the plaster mixture as fast as possible and pouring it into his mould with a big smile on his face, the liquid stopping halfway. With that done he turned to Puck and gently grabbed the man's cock, with care he helped adjust the angle, Puck bending a little bit to get his cock to point downwards and dipped it into the mixture, it felt warm around his shaft. Kurt looked at Puck with a tiny smile, "Thankyou"
"Anytime. Not every day a hot guy with a cunt asks you to make a cock mould for him" Puck said with a grin that was met with a soft kiss on the lips that lasted the remainder of the two minutes until the mould was ready to go.
With a little careful effort Puck slipped his thick cock out of the mould, a perfect imprint of his cock inside the tube. Kurt busied himself preparing the latex needed, as he stirred it Puck stepped behind him and put his arms around Kurt's tiny body and his cock pressed against Kurt's firm ass cheek making the smaller man tremble "When you're done with that Kurt, meet me upstairs... leave the clothes in your room" Puck whispered to his lover before he slunk out of the room, pants gone and Kurt looked over his shoulder just in time to see Puck's shirt flying across the open doorway and onto the floor. With a little more speed Kurt poured in the latex and then the vibrator, attaching them carefully and setting it aside to set overnight.
Now that he had his fake dick setting, he was ready to go for his real one. Walking over to the bottom of the stairs he looked up them to where Finn's room lay, knowing that beyond the door would be a naked Noah Puckerman wanting him and only him. He slipped out of his clothing cautiously, folding it as he headed up the stairs and placed the perfectly prepared attire on a table in the upper hallway. He stood at the door for a second, naked and dripping from his pussy in anticipation as he reached for the door and opened it seeing Puck laying on the bed with his cock hard and ready, his eyes trained on the door and then on Kurt, his body glistened with sweat in the light of the lamp by his bed as he beckoned Kurt over towards him.
Silently Kurt slipped over and sat on the bed beside Puck who pulled him close for a heated kiss, those talented fingertips teasing Kurt's slit as he moaned into the larger lips. Kurt's hand proudly wrapped around Puck's gigantic cock and he pulled back slowly with a smile "Guess I should keep going with this then shouldn't I?" Kurt asked hoping for the answer he was bound to get.
"Only right... but while you do... sit on my face babe"
Kurt didn't need to be asked again. He moved with grace, his legs swinging over Puck's smiling face and before he could even move to take Puck's cock into his lips, Puck's tongue thrust up into his split mound and started devouring the young man's tight smooth cunt, enjoying the taste of the juices flowing from it. Kurt panted and moaned loudly as he wrapped his hand around the base of the horse hung cock that protruded from Puck's hips and leaned in to wrap his lips around it hearing the muffled moans of his mohawked lover.
Slowly Kurt teased the head of Puck's cock between loud moans brought on by the firm loving licks of the talented tongue firmly penetrating him. He was in ecstasy, his body trembled happily with every lick to his labia and Puck was proud as hell feeling his boy's lips lowering a little on his cock.
No way in hell was Kurt ready to take every inch of the Puckzilla just yet but slowly he managed to get a good 3 inside his mouth, teasing the firm shaft with loving licks and firm sucks while his cunt was being moistened with passionate need by the man below him, Puck's face slowly getting covered in his pussy juice that seeped down the firm jaw line of the larger man. It was a race to see who could last longer, whose bodies could handle the feelings flowing through them the longest, who would be the last to cum.
The winner of that contest was Kurt, because Puck's hard and well teased cock throbbed and twitched "Fuck Kurt, I'm gonna... gonna" And just as Kurt pulled his mouth back to say 'gonna what?' a hot load of cum burst out of Puck's cock, it hit Kurt right in the face and the smaller man was shocked at the sudden warm fluid hitting his nose and chin, dripping from his cheek and onto the man below him for about 3 seconds before Puck was grabbing him and almost threw him up to the head of the bed, the larger man stopped his fast furious pussy eating and looked at Kurt's cum coated face "Fuck you're hot" he said before giving Kurt a hard passionate kiss, tasting the cum on his lips.
With his lover sitting pride of place at the top of the bed Puck kissed down Kurt's body fast and passionately until he slipped down to the man's tight twat and thrust his thick tongue passionately into the man's slit, slurping down the man's leaking pussy juice as he licked along the man's luscious walls and looked over Kurt's perfect body too his cum soaked face as he ate the man out, Kurt unable to last much longer gripped onto Puck's Mohawk and whimpered as his pussy clamped around Puck's tongue, his cum seeping into the man's mouth where every drip was drunken down.
Panting and spent, the two men slowly moved until they lay side by side, Kurt in Puck's muscled arms with a cum soaked smile on their faces "Fucking hell... haven't had a blow like that in a fucking age" Puck said getting a little laugh out of Kurt "MILF's not that big on cocksucking Noah?"
"No, they all think it's freaking disgusting. Been over a year since someone had their mouth down there... couldn't think of a better guy to break the dry spell" Puck said proudly before he licked his cum off of Kurt's smiling face, Kurt returning the gesture before the two men kissed, their fluids mixing between their lips as they kissed happily until they couldn't kiss any more, curling up against each other and slowly drifting to sleep, naked as the day was long.