Title: How to Love a Guy in 14 Days

Chapter 4: Divinyls Inspiration

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Puck and Kurt.

Summary: Puck wants to give Kurt a going-away present before Kurt is due in New York. Kurt has a B!P and Puck just loves to pleasure it.

Author Notes: Written for the Glee Kink Meme. Also a large thankyou to everyone who reviews, reads and favourites my story. You make it so easy for me to want to keep doing this


The next morning began like all the mornings since this arrangement had begun started; with a soft good morning kiss from Kurt to Puck. Somehow waking up naked felt natural and waking up with the larger man's arms wrapped around his small body was exactly how he wanted to wake up every morning as long as this little experiment was going on. He liked the feeling of greeting the world with a big bright smile and a warm strong man providing him that perfectly safe feeling that was currently filling his nubile naked body.

His kiss easily was enough to awaken the larger well muscled man who turned his head a little and opened his eyes slowly and gave the smaller man a smile "Morning Hummel, sleep well?" the sound of his still slightly sleepy lover's voice sending a little message to Kurt's heart making it beat a little faster as his fingertips trailed over the well muscled chest "Slept wonderfully. And you?"

"Good, helped I had this hot ass guy near me all night" Puck's face was filled with genuine joy at the notion and Kurt loved that somehow this ultra hetero man was really into the whole men with pussies thing. If nothing else he wasn't worrying that there would be another man with a pussy Puck might want.

"Well that hot ass guy is pretty lucky since he woke up with a stud of his own who is going to get dressed because they're both going out for breakfast" Kurt said with a playful slap to Puck's chest as he stood up on the side of the bed and stretched, yelping a little when the larger well muscled man pinched his pert cheek. Spinning around ready to give Puck a glare, he was met with puppy dog eyes and he couldn't bring himself to scold the man so he instead chose to just blow a raspberry at him before slipping out of the room to get dressed, he had a plan for the man, his own brand of payback.


"There is no way in fuck I'm watching some chick flick" Puck stated adamantly when they arrived at the cinema after their breakfast of McDonald's and glares. Kurt just sighed "Oh yes you are. I said I was going to prove to you that you were a lot more than just a good fuck and I'm going to prove it now. You're taking me on a movie date and that's the final word on the subject"

"Isn't the point of a date for me to ask you out, not for you to demand I go somewhere and we just call it a date?"

"Do you want to ever see my pussy again or not?"

"Kurt you wanna go see a movie with me?"

"See? Not so hard not is it" the winner of their little discussion said with a large proud beaming grin as he felt Puck's hand clipping around his, their fingers lacing together in a casual little grip as the two men headed up the stairs to the cinema. Together they held hands as they bought 2 tickets to Bel Ami, popcorn and soda and even a bag of M&M's before they headed into the cinema, sitting at the back of the cinema side by side.

As the lights dimmed in the theatre Kurt was pulled against Puck's side and he looked up at the man with a little smile "Good boy' he said happily as he snuggled against Puck, who kindly kissed the man on the head occasionally and shared the odd mouthful of popcorn with him. Together they were happy, sneaking squeezes and hugs in the back of the cinema together and Kurt loved every instant of it.

During a particularly emotional moment in the movie Kurt felt Puck's large hand slipping down a little bit across his chest, teasing the waistband of his pants lightly as he could but Kurt was having none of it, he brought his hand to Puck's and just gently pulled it away. "Uh uh Puck... wait till we get home" he whispered as he looked to Puck and winked at him "We still have to test that cloned cock after all"

Puck's hand instantly returned to Kurt's side and stayed there, the image of Kurt testing out the clone-a-willy more than enough to keep him happy for the rest of the movie. He did enjoy making the occasional little jabs at the main actor though.

"Jesus, even here he just wants to freaking sparkle"

"Just hurry the hell up and stake him"

"I wonder if his ass sparkles when it's not night time"

Kurt was dissolving into fits of giggles just hearing the man's distaste at the movie, his arms going around the broad chest and having more fun with Puck than he had at the movies in a long long time.

When the movie ended and the lights went up Kurt sat up straight and stretched, giving Puck the biggest smile possible "Now that was a wonderful date Puck. You were charming, funny and sat through an awful movie just to make the other person happy... my little boys growing up" he said with a big grin as he stood up and offered his hand to Puck, who took it firmly as he stood up holding all the rubbish "Wait so you knew the movie sucked?"

"Puck, it had Edward Cullen in it and he hasn't been any good ever since Voldemort killed him so of course it was going to suck. I just wanted to see if you could make a bad movie worth watching... and you did" he was so proud of Puck, happy to be his that he stood right in front of the man and with the audience empty he brought Puck's hand close and slipped it inside his pants, making 2 of the man's fingers slip inside his cunt for a moment before bringing them up to Puck's stunned face "That's for sitting through this... and when we get home, you get something else to look at"


Puck had never in his life driven so fast, he wanted to get the two men home as fast as he possibly could because the promise of Kurt's pert pussy was all he needed to move like there was no tomorrow. He almost broke speed limits just to get them back home but the moment they parked he grabbed Kurt and kissed him firmly on the lips "You go get your new toy and meet me upstairs... K babe?" His tone made it clear, this wasn't so much a question as it was a game plan.

With speed that was astounding for a man of his short stature Kurt bolted into the house and headed straight for the Clone-A-Willy mould and with more than his fair share of need he pulled the fake cock out of the mould and looked at it in wonder, it was a perfect match to Puck's cock. The same length, thickness, even the thick vein of his cock perfectly moulded from latex. He beamed proudly like a child at Christmas as he bolted upstairs to the room he and Puck shared now and before he'd even crossed the threshold Puck was pulling him against his large hard body and kissed him firmly, the two men staggering into the room together side by side.

Expertly Puck stripped Kurt of his clothing; his fingers flew over buttons and the zipper of pants. Items of clothing flying aside with grace until Kurt was left completely naked. Kurt returned the favour, enjoying the feeling of those hard nimble muscles slipping underneath his fingertips feeling the warmth emanating from the man's heated skin until Puck was naked and wanting "I'll get the lube Kurt, you get on the bed" he said softly, prepared to watch something glorious.

With nerves that were understandable given his current situation Kurt climbed up onto the bed, sitting up the top end of it with his legs spread showing off his cunt too his eager lover. Puck reached into the bags from the adult shop and picked out the raspberry flavoured lube before climbing onto the bed and carefully sat across from Kurt.

"Puck" Kurt said softly as he held out the vibrator too the man it was moulded after, who slowly coated it in lube "Yeah Kurt?"

"I was just thinking that if I'm going to try and use this in me... what're you going to do?" he said softly and watched as Puck poured the lube over his real thick hard cock "I'm going to enjoy the show"

Kurt had to smile a little as the sight of Puck's cock coated in light red lubricant was committed to memory. He knew sometime that would be in him, every inch of the hard well formed man was going to be in him sometime and he knew it.

With a little grin Kurt brought the lubricated vibrator down towards his vaginal lips, teasing them slowly and letting out a tiny pant "It... it feels OK' he was more than a little underwhelmed "Kurt... turn it on"

The instant the vibrator was turned on Kurt moaned loudly, the vibrating cock against his cunt lips was instantly pleasurable and made him let out sounds unheard of. Puck slowly slid his hand up and down his cock watching the sexy man before him teasing his pussy so softly. It was amazing to think that vibrator was modelled after his cock that his cock was providing Kurt with pleasure.

Knowing he needed to try and give Puck a good show, and curious how it felt, he dug his heels into the mattress below and slipped the tip of the vibrator into his twat and let out a large roar of pleasure "Oh fuck Puck... fuck if you feel this good then why didn't we fuck earlier!" he whimpered out as he arched his back, letting the hard vibrating tip of the dildo rest inside him.

"Don't know but fuck babe, keep fucking going" said the slowly speeding up masturbator before Kurt.

Keeping going was something Kurt was more than happy to do, he slipped a little more of the vibrator inside his cunt and let it send his core into a tailspin, he felt the pull of his stomach almost instantly and his box flooded with fluid that seeped over the well lubricated vibrator that was already half inside him.

Puck's hand actions on his cock were fast and blurry, his breath came out in pants as he just looked at Kurt's cunt taking what was essentially his cock, and the smaller man seemed to love it. Puck reached over with the hand that wasn't furiously palming his cock and just gently taking the end of the vibrator from Kurt "Let me" he said, Kurt nodding a little bit as he brought his hands up and rested them behind his head.

In one slow movement Puck slipped the vibrating boner deep inside Kurt's slit until there was no more to move, Kurt moaned deep as Puck kept touching himself "Feel it Kurt. Eleven Inches of pleasure all for you" he moaned out as he pulled the giant cock out of Kurt's cunt, fucking him slowly with the vibrating cock as his own leaked precum over his hand.

Kurt's entire body spasmed as he felt all of the fake cock inside him, his hymen well and truly broken and the vibrator easily found his G-spot. He moaned and whimpered as puck slowly fucked him with the hard thick cock that slipped in and out of Kurt easily; the vibrations hitting Kurt's exposed clit and making him tremble with need to cum.

"Oh fuck Puck... Puck" he moaned out with a little looked too his lover who's hand was caressing his cock. Kurt knew he needed to give him some of the same pleasure that Puck was giving him so Kurt nervously reached over to Puck's thick cock and battered the man's hand away from his throbbing cock and took it in his own smaller hand and took over the stroking, feeling the hard cock throbbing in his hand as his vaginal walls started twitching with every thrust of the vibrator.

Like skilled dancers they slowly moved their hands in unison, Kurt could feel Puck's cock throbbing a little with every single slide of his hand while Puck could feel more and more cunt juice coming out, both men moaned loudly as they kept bringing each other pleasure but Kurt couldn't handle it.

"OH FUCK PUCK" he yelled as his cunt snapped down around the thick cock and his back arched as his orgasm flowed through his body, his pussy leaking his orgasmic fluid all over Puck's fingertips which was all Puck needed to moan "OH FUCK KURT" before shooting a load that covered his chest and Kurt's firm hand. Both men moaned out their orgasm together, Puck eventually collapsing on Kurt's hard nimble body.

"Jesus Christ... vibrators are awesome" Kurt said with a panted breath coming out, Puck chuckling a little bit as he rested on Kurt's chest and snuggled into it as the two men lay there completely exhausted.

"Wait until you have the real thing"