Title: How to Love a Guy in 14 Days
Chapter 7: A Strapping Young Man
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Puck and Kurt.
Summary: Puck wants to give Kurt a going-away present before Kurt is due in New York. Kurt has a B!P and Puck just loves to pleasure it.
Author Notes: Written for the Glee Kink Meme And again I cannot than you all enough for reading this, seeing people mark this story as a favourite, subscribing too it and the reviews all fill me with pure joy.
Also I am well aware strap on dildos do not work like I'm saying, there's a point to this... I think
"Kurt, come down here" Puck said excitedly as he stood at the front door of the Hummel household, a package in his hands as he waited for Kurt to come down. The smaller man was just finishing up his morning skincare routine which had given Puck the time needed to wrap up the present he'd prepared for his small perfect boyfriend. It had taken a lot of work to pull off but he knew it was for a good reason. He wanted Kurt to try something that he knew the man couldn't do without a little help.
Finishing up his facial routine Kurt slowly rose from his seat in the bathroom and slipped out to the top of the stairs, dramatically grabbing onto the rail as he looked down at Puck who chuckled "Darn, no kilt" the larger man said mock-sad tone as Kurt descended.
"I do not repeat outfits if I can help it Noah... besides, do you know how hard it is to get vagina juices out of authentic Scottish material? It's not easy" Kurt jumped the last few stairs and gave Puck a tiny little kiss on the lips, grinning happily when the larger man held out the pretty big box too Kurt "For me?"
"For you. Go on, open it" Puck said with a little bit of eager anticipation and Kurt, not one to turn down a present, headed over to the couch and sat down and opened the box, and promptly closed it.
"Puck... it's a box of dicks... want to explain why you're giving me a box of dicks?" he said a little shocked as Puck sat beside him.
"Well... I kinda... you know how you made a clone of my dick?"
"Vividly"
"Well I was thinking about how we're kinda going a lot faster than we thought and while I love fucking you because let's face it, you're a hot fuck"
"Get to the part about the box of dicks"
Puck had to giggle a little at Kurt's mild annoyance "I just thought since this stuff exists I could get you something so... you could top?"
Kurt froze, so many questions filled his mind as he sat there looking between the box and Puck, who had a little smile on his adorable face "So you're saying you procured models of men's cocks so I could have some special strap on's that I can use on you?"
"Well yeah... I think... procured means got right?"
"Yes Puck it does. So whose cocks am I looking at?" Somehow this entirely strange situation started to seem a little sweeter as the moments ticked by. Puck proudly reached into the box and pulled out each of the long thick looking dildos one at a time "Well this one's Chang's, he owed me after I got him and Tina tickets to a rock concert. This one's Sam's, bro'll do anything. I think this one's Karofsky's because he kinda begged to be involved and I think that long one's Finn's"
As the names came out Kurt's mouth dropped "Wait... they know I'm..."
"Oh god no. I told them I was dating this freaky girl who wanted to be double dicked in both holes and I didn't have enough cocks to do it so they did this for me... is it too much?"
"It's far too much and honestly if I wasn't so touched I'd be offended" Kurt said and Puck felt a little proud of himself "But how will I get pleasure out of this? I mean last I checked if I'm fucking you with a plastic dick then nothing's going to be inside my rose garden"
"Rose garden?"
"You call your privates something that sounds like a pornographic dinosaur movie, let me have my fun" Kurt said adamantly, of course Puck was too busy giggling to take it seriously as he was reaching into the box and pulling out the strap that would attach the fake cock to Kurt's body.
"Well your 'rose garden' would have something in it... me"
"Crazy say what?"
"Kurt it's kinda easy. This strap holds two dildos, one to go in me and another to slip into you so that way we both get pleasure" puck seemed to have actually thought this through but Kurt was so absolutely in shock that he couldn't move from his chair.
"Puck, you realise that by doing this you officially cross over the line to homosexual. I mean everything up to now has been vagina based and you could pass it off as strangely straight but... this crossed that line, once we do this you're going to have to at least be somewhat gay"
Puck just turned to Kurt and looked him dead in the eyes "I'm totally and utterly gay for you Kurt"
Kurt gripped onto his boyfriend's hand and dragged him upstairs as fast as he could move.
Up in Kurt's bedroom he sat on the bed beside a very eager puck and riffled through the box "I can't believe I'm doing this" Kurt said excitedly as he pulled out the thicker cock, Karofsky's cock and attached it too the strap on device that Puck was helping him set up.
"Think of it this way Kurt... you're hot enough that the Puckerman is giving you his ass-ginity"
"Well technically you're giving it to David Karofsky but I get your point" he said with a little laugh which Puck promptly joined in on "Well... let's do this" Kurt said and he lay down against the bed and Puck set up the last part of the strap on.
Puck, with a grin on his face bigger than all get out, reached over to the side table and opened the top drawer to pull out the dildo that he'd made of himself for Kurt. He carefully lined up the tip of it to Kurt's cunt and slipped it inside, the smaller man letting out a tiny high pitched whimper as the thick cock split his slit and filled him up. Puck was careful in pushing it slowly and carefully until the base of it just barely stuck out of Kurt's cunt. With careful precision he attached the strap on to the dildo buried inside Kurt's cunt and smiled seeing his boyfriend finally with a thick juicy cock of his own.
Slowly Kurt sat up and looked down, never thinking he'd see a cock where his cunt was and smiling a little as he slowly looked at puck's smiling face "You're perfect' he said happily before leaning in to kiss his lover and a tear slipped down his cheek. Puck spotted it and had to chuckle "Babe, it's just a cock, there's no need to cry over it"
"No there is... I never thought I'd get to have one there. I mean being born without it I thought maybe I wouldn't ever even get to be a top and then my boyfriend finds a way to make it happen and I-" Kurt said no more because he was abruptly silenced by a hot firm kiss and he froze.
"Shut the fuck up, and fill my hole with your new toy" Puck stated and that ended their little 'conversation'. Puck moved to the head of the bed and gripped it, his ass on display and Kurt noticed that it was already glistening and a little loose "Uh Puck?"
"I parked in the garage and prepared my ass because I knew you wouldn't know how... are you going to fuck me or OH MY FUCK" he yelped because Kurt was behind him like lightning and slipping the thick fake cock into his hole, the motion making the other end that was inside Kurt's tight cunt twitch so he too felt pleasure.
Puck's head turned and he could see the smile on Kurt's face, looking down he saw a man who finally got to experience something that he had been cruelly denied and he saw the little device that had the large fake cock that was filling him up but the thing that kept making him feel so proud was the smile that came over Kurt's face and in a tiny voice he heard Kurt say "I'm topping" like he'd just won a prize and was still getting used to it. Puck brought his hand back and ran it through Kurt's hair "Yeah you are... show me what you can do baby"
With a little sniffle Kurt slowly pulled the model of Karofsky's cock out of Puck's ass, the one inside him moving in sync before he slowly thrust back in. He watched Puck arch his back and let out a long needy moan as his hole was filled up. Slowly he came out again and then back in. Every single motion inside his tight virgin ass was almost perfectly replicated by one inside Kurt's perfect puckered pussy that was flowing his cum around the dildo of Puck's cock that filled him up.
Slowly Kurt thrust the strap on dildo into Puck's hole, his motions were smooth and tentative but he was topping his lover who was moaning low in his muscular throat. The two of them made so many small loving moans and sounds of pure pleasure that Kurt was enraptured with every motion, the feeling of Puck's dildo inside him making him approach his orgasm but the looks on Puck's face were his true pleasure.
Puck had never thought he would let another guy fuck him up the ass, especially not with Karofsky's dick but Kurt was special, he'd been through so much and knowing he was providing his lover with something truly special and memorable made him want to keep going, made him want to be more for Kurt.
The smaller man leaned forward and pressed his chest against Puck's back and held onto that hard firm muscular body as he thrust into his mohawked lover and hearing Puck's whimpers and soft cries of 'oh yeah' made him need this so much, made him thrust just a little bit harder.
As the thrusting for harder and more intense both men could feel it, Kurt's G-Spot and Puck's Prostate were both being touched with every thrust that was progressively getting harder and harder. Kurt was moaning uncontrollably against Puck's shoulder and Puck was whimpering with need "Oh fuck babe... fuck yeah... god fuck me like you mean it" and Kurt gave him just that, ramming the cock into Puck's hole and yelping as his cunt was harshly slammed by his own actions.
He let his hand slip down Puck's strong lovable body and felt his hot thick cock, throbbing with need and so Kurt wrapped his hand around it and slowly rubbed it 'OH FUCK KURT" Puck screamed and instantly cum shot out and coated Kurt's hand. The smaller man was stunned at how fast Puck had orgasmed but he liked it. He gasped happily as he just thrust all the way into Puck's hole and panted "Well... someone had fun" he said with a little laugh that was echo'd by Puck who looked over his shoulder to Kurt "Two someone's"
"Well technically I haven't... well, you know"
Puck grinned "Lay back and leave the dildos in" he said happily and Kurt, slowly as possible, pulled the large fake cock out of Puck's hole and lay back on the bed. He looked like he had a huge gaping erection that was begging to be touched and apparently that's what Puck was going to do.
Moving carefully as possible Puck lay just beside Kurt and grabbed onto the large fake cock protruding from his boyfriend's tight cunt and started to move his hand up and down like he was giving Kurt a hand job, the end of the dildo that was inside Kurt thrust against his cunt lips made the smaller man moan over and over, his hands reached back and ran through his hair as he felt it filling him over and over again until he couldn't take anymore and he moaned loudly as he arched and felt his cunt juices spilling out around the intruding cock that filled him up completely.
Slowly after a lot of gasping for air Kurt reached down and undid the strap on, pulling Puck's dildo out of his cunt before he rolled over and looked to his boyfriend, the man looked just as happily well fucked as Kurt did "I love you Puck" he said softly with a smile and Puck went to reply when Kurt brought his finger up to the man's lips to silence him "Let me finish... I love that my sweet adorable boyfriend was able to make it possible for me to top when I never ever thought that I could. You gave me a chance to have something that I was denied... you made a miracle happen Puck and I swear I couldn't love you more if I tried" he said with a smile.
Puck just gently put his hand on Kurt's sweet face and he stroked his thumb over Kurt's cheek and pressed their foreheads together "Well... I got one more week to make you try" he said softly before he kissed Kurt's soft lips and together they embraced in a perfect pure moment of joy... Until Puck spoke.
"Wanna try Sam's cock next?"