Title: How to Love a Guy in 14 Days
Chapter 8: Dr Strangelove or How I learned to steal from SNL and love the cock
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Puck and Kurt.
Summary: Puck wants to give Kurt a going-away present before Kurt is due in New York. Kurt has a B!P and Puck just loves to pleasure it.
Author Notes: Written for the Glee Kink Meme. If you have anything you want to see in the final 7 chapters of this story feel free to message me and if it sparks something it might go in, I will of course credit you in this little note thing because... why not? I also apologise, writers block is a bitch (Hence the suggestion asking thing)
"So we need this stuff because?" Puck asked as he walked beside Kurt through the mall with bags in his hand, names of people he never heard of before emblazoned on the paper packaging.
"Because I only have a week to turn you into a real man and I'm sorry but your fashion sense is like a blind mans and while yes you look sexy, it'd be nice if I could make you look a little bit spiffy before I leave for New York" Kurt said as he carried his one bag as he lead Puck to the next store. Of course Puck couldn't resist putting an arm around Kurt and leaning close to his ear "You thought I was a real man last night" he said and Kurt couldn't help but giggle. "If I recall correctly Puck, I was the one being a real man and you have your ankles around my neck while I took you like a little bitch" both of them couldn't help but giggle at that, Puck really was an absolutely horrible influence on Kurt.
The two men walked proudly through the mall, Puck with his arm around Kurt casually as they headed past clothing stores, fashion boutiques, outfits sales and one shoe shop "So where too now? Please say home because I want to go home" Puck begged and Kurt shook his head. "Oh I have somewhere more fun we can go"
"Kurt fun as it sounds I am not fucking you in the produce section"
"Kinky but no. Now follow me Puck and trust me"
"You said that when we went to the Men's Warehouse... and Pant's-n-Things... and that one place that was nothing but fur coats"
"Every man should have one mink stole... now will you just shut up and come with me?" Kurt adamantly demanded as he led Puck through the mall, the larger mohawked man grunting in annoyance the entire way until Kurt stopped before a store and Puck's eyes widened "Kurt... why are we stopping outside"
"Just shut up and go inside and buy all the candy you want you big baby" Kurt joked, this time Puck was the one dragging Kurt into the Chocolate shop and the smaller man giggled like mad as his big strong man literally turned into a kid in a candy store, filling a giant basket with chocolates and musk sticks and candy apples and anything he could get his hands on that'd make a dentist sob.
As they went around the store hand in hand Kurt just let Puck go wild, a little gift for the man who had sat through every single store that Kurt had dragged him too. He could tell that this was a lot more fun for Puck and the larger man seemed to be going wild. Kurt was just looking about aimlessly, occasionally throwing a few small things into the goody basket before he felt a little rumbling in his stomach "Puck honey, you think you can do this while I go to the bathroom? I swear I'll only be one minute" Kurt said before he slipped out of the candy shop and headed straight to the bathroom.
Puck took his chance and while Kurt was gone he threw a few little things into the basket and ran to the counter, demanding they be gift wrapped in the fanciest paper that he could get and carried the bags out and around towards the men's room, waiting outside the door for his lover until the man was done, making sure to keep his ear out in case Kurt yelled for him since the man he was falling madly for was at a huge disadvantage if someone tried something. He waited there patiently with the bags in his hands and held onto them tightly as he waited.
When Kurt finally walked out he instantly noticed Puck's arm being extended and grabbed onto it "So gallant" he said with a little cheeky smile and Puck shrugged "Got no fuckin' idea what that means but if it's good then yeah, I'm that" he said casually and lead the smaller man down to the parking area.
"Uh Puck, I thought you wanted to get some-"
"I just spent 4 hours looking through pants and shirts and jackets, if I don't get out of this place I will tear it apart brick by brick"
"Fine we'll go, but you're driving" Kurt said as he threw his keys to Puck who caught them happily as they headed for the car. Kurt helped Puck load up the car and climbed into the passenger side with a little grin as he waited for Puck to climb in, but the man climbed in the back instead of the front, with 2 boxes on his lap "Puck, I'm up here"
"Well get back here, I bought you stuff and damnit we're going to open it" Kurt couldn't help but notice that Puck was a little insistent about it and even though going home sounded like a good idea he had to admit, morbid curiosity was taking over what he was thinking and so with a little nervousness he climbed around into the backseat, thankful for tinted windows as he climbed in the back of the car beside Puck who handed over the top present to Kurt who nervously opened it.
Underneath the gold foil wrapping was a simple box with a heart on the top, filled with assorted chocolates and candies and a childlike smile came over Kurt's face "Puck, I swear you are just too adorable" of course Puck's face, while still in some small way adorable, was mostly wicked "Just wait... wanna see your second present?"
"Is that a trick question?"
Puck's eyebrows raised and the instant he opened the box Kurt chuckled, turning into a full blown belly laugh the instant Puck sang out "It's my dick in a box"
The laugh that came from Kurt was inhuman, Puck's was pretty loud too and Kurt, in a midst of cheeky little giggled leaned over and kissed Puck, trying so hard not to explode from the pain of the laugh bubbling inside him "Noah this is without a doubt the silliest thing you've done... I mean if nothing else, I already have one of those"
"Well, you at least gotta try it out"
"You realise you sound like a horrible 80's porn movie right now?"
"Are we going to fuck or not?" Puck said and the box went flying, his hard thick cock sticking straight up and proud. His eyes trained on Kurt who looked about, no longer chuckling at the silliness and nervous about being caught "Kurt, tinted windows so if we're quiet no one'll know"
"Since when have you been quiet?"
"Shut up and ride my cock" Puck ordered with a grin. The look between them was certainly cautious and Kurt slipped out of his pants with a small smile and climbed over and tried to slip Puck's cock into his pussy but he couldn't get it all in, and facing the man was too awkward "Crap" Puck said a little annoyed and Kurt, ever the genius, had one idea.
"You know... there is another way" he said awkwardly looking to Puck, who took a second to realise.
"Do you mean-"
"Just be sure to eat it out first... I've never had anything up there before" they didn't even need to mention the act, Kurt awkwardly slipped up and grabbed onto the driver's seat and lifted his ass up so it hovered before Puck's face, the firm cheeks mere inches away from the well hung hunk he loved and his dripping pussy lips just twitching in anticipation.
Puck had eaten pussy before many times, but eating an asshole was something completely knew to the man and somehow with Kurt's flawless hole the notion of it sounded pretty good. With a nervous little motion he leaned forward and grabbed onto Kurt's firm ass and pulled his cheeks apart to expose his tight little hole, his eyes trailing between Kurt's asshole and the lower part of his pussy lips, surely this was going to be doable.
With a little nervous motion Puck leaned in and slipped his tongue over Kurt's hole and a chain reaction set off, Kurt moaned in a soft little voice that made Puck stiffen a little bit, encouraging the larger muscled man to try it again, leaning over and slipping his tongue over it again... and again. Slowly his tongue motions got a lot surer and a little needier, Kurt's voice coming out in tiny breathless moans. Puck was honestly surprised how much he liked the action, the feeling of the insanely tight asshole before him as his large Gene Simmons like tongue slipped over it. He knew Kurt well enough to know that the man probably bleached or waxed or did some weird thing where he let everything be cleaned up and so with a nervous motion, Puck's thick tongue slipped inside Kurt's virgin asshole.
"Oh god" the boy shrieked out, burying his hand in his mouth to attempt to silence the sounds that were spilling from his lips, Puck's moans were being muffled by the smaller man's hot firm cheeks and he let out a little whimpering moan as he felt Kurt's hole tighten a little bit around his oral muscle. His tongue thrusts were tentative at first, having never tried to eat out a man's asshole before he wasn't sure if what he was doing felt good but damn if Kurt didn't encourage him.
"More"
"Harder"
"Faster"
He heard the smaller man's hungry desperate pleas and like a humanitarian all that Puck could do was give his lover precisely what he craved, thrusting his tongue in all the way and Kurt shrieked in pleasure, his hole stretching around Puck's talented tongue that was lubricating his ass, making his hole wet and loose until he heard 3 little words spill from Kurt's mouth.
"Get in me"
Puck froze, his tongue buried inside Kurt's asshole as he thought for half a millisecond, his tongue extracting from Kurt's delicious asshole and in a flash he pulled Kurt closer, the smaller man's tight asshole hovering over the aching tip of Puck's thick cock and in a soft move he reached down and just pressed the thick tip of his rock hard cock slipped inside Kurt's hole and the smaller man whimpered out in bliss, slowly sliding down Puck's thick cock. "Oh god... Puck... oh fuck that feels good" Kurt's voice lost an octave lower than normal as he felt Puck filling his asshole with his large meaty cock.
Almost out of impulse in a vain attempt to try and make this at least something they both knew, Puck reached down and slipped a finger inside Kurt's perfectly pink pussy, the smaller man letting out tiny sounds or orgasmic pleasure as he felt both his holes being filled with Puck's body in some way, he slowly rocked his hips and his back arched as he moaned out softly with the gentle tender thrusts into both his cunts.
Puck meanwhile was just enamoured by how gloriously tight his lovers ass was, how it clenched firmly around his aching hardness so perfectly. He fingers Kurt's pussy expertly, his fingers slipping deep into the young man's vagina, brushing past his lips with perfect dexterity turning Kurt into a quivering pile of flesh and bone and more flesh "Oh fuck Puck... do it baby... do it' he whimpered out and Puck obeyed readily.
Like a geyser Puck came, his cock spurting a thick load o his warm cum deep inside his hole and into his body, Kurt's pussy soaking Puck's perfect prodding fingers in his juices as both men silenced themselves in a passionate kiss, whimpering into each other's mouths hungrily as they rode their highs and enjoyed the cheeky depravity of it all.
Kurt was the first to speak, barely "Oh my god... that was almost more... intense than anything we've done before" Kurt said with a little smile as he leaned back against Puck and panted for air.
"Well, helps that you are freaking sex on a stick... or a dick, I guess" Puck said, kissing at Kurt's shoulder blade lightly and the smaller man giggled. "OK stud, still it was love-" and then they heard the loud car horn screeching a few feet away and knew they probably should move.
In a flash Kurt was off Puck's cock, the larger man leaning over and kissing the leaking hole and was about to clean it out when Kurt stopped him "No... I want to keep it there. Nice to have a little part of you in me" he said softly as he slipped on his briefs and pants and climbed into the front seat, Puck soon joining him and with a smile they pulled out of the parking lot together, hand in hand as Puck drove them out of the mall heading for home, Kurt blushing a shade of scarlet as he realised the tint in his passenger side window wasn't completely covering the entire panel of glass.