HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY I'm not dead, cool right? Probably not, my computer died and then I had major writers block and I was barely able to squeeze this out hope you enjoy.

Main Pairings: Itachi & Harry, Sasuke & Naruto, Sai & Sakura, Ron & Hermione plus many more that I may or may not mention
Warning: WARNING THE FOLLOWING STORY CONSISTS OF BL, HARSH LANGUAGE, AND CRAPPY HUMOR YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED I AM ALSO WARNING YOU THIS CONTAINS MAJOR OOC SORRY!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Naruto… Never did, never will.

Naruto's Pov

"Shit, shit, shit!" This was the WORST possible outcome well other than seeing Neji in pink HA! But the guy was scary good at this game because of that stoic composure Sasuke and him have. Damn if I choose truth the damn Weasleys will never let me live it down. Damn it!

"Truth" I simply stated not allowing any of my emotions to play on my face. Neji allows a shadow of a smirk on his face then asks.

"Naruto is it true that you have a fantasy about a certain raven haired boy?" even Neji couldn't take it when I turned beat red and hid my face my hands mumbling curses and obscenities towards Neji. In the mean time four raven haired boys simply watched the scene before them all almost positive about who the blonde boy had a crush on.

"Yes…" I finally answered sighing in defeat, though I doubt my look of loss lasted long as I found the next target of the horrendous game.

"Hermione, truth or dare?" I ask as everyone's eyes turn towards the girl, she noticeably tried to sink in to the chair maybe it would swallow her up if she was lucky.

"Oh damn it… Dare" she said as she straightened her back readying herself for the hell she was about to face, I just grinned as I folded my hands behind my back.

"Have you ever heard of five minutes in heaven?" I ask her and immediately start to smile, I could practically see the wheels in her head stop for a moment before going into overdrive. She simply nods her head and I go on with my dare

"Well what you are gonna do is similar. Five boys will stand up and make a circle around you, you will not know who is standing up there because you will be blindfolded, you will point a finger somewhere around you and whoever it looks like you have picked will go out into the hall with you still blindfolded. And well you will have a whole five minutes of whatever you want, but you have to do something or you will get another five minutes, I will have Harry charm the door. You won't be able to come back into the room without doing something." I tell her watching so many expressions dancing off her face.

"I will get my revenge Naruto… Just you wait" Hermione hissed through her teeth as she stood up and magically summoned a blindfold on her face. Ginny stood up to make sure Hermione couldn't see then motioned for guys to stand up. Sasuke, Itachi, Sai, Ron, and Neji all stood up and formed a circle around her as directed by Ginny

"Ok Hermione, point" Ginny said barely able to stop the giggles. I could hear Hermione sigh before she lifted her hand and pointed to the left of her where Neji and Ron stood. She had pointed to the spot in the middle of them.

"Hermione left or right" I asked her curious about who would get to make out with her

"If she doesn't pick Ron he might have an anxiety attack… and if she picks Neji… Hinata may become even more drawn away from society" the brunette hesitated before she lifted her hand and pointed. Many gasps and chuckles filled the room.

Ok well I just had to end it here. If I get a few reviews then I will update in the next week. If not then I will update after I update Why. And other news I have one story on fictionpress I have the same author name so go check it out. Does anyone have a guess as to who Hermione will unknowingly pick? Now on to chats with Characters, Friends and me

Hermione: Really? Of all the uneducated dares I could have gotten you chose that one?

Rae: Now calm down Mione everything may not fall into pieces

Naruto: Yea depending on Rae's mood

Rae: What do you mean by that Naruto? *glares at the said blonde*

Itachi: I think what he means is that you have a tendency to write the story based off your emotions

Rae: Oh Ita who knew you would be so cruel as to convict me to damnation by your cold words

Itachi: What?

Harry: I think she lost it again

Ron: Or she was just plain crazy to start with

Hinata: Um…. This….. This was Rae…. Um….

Ginny: Oh for the love of all things holy. This was Rae please review!

Neji: Nice try Hinata

Hinata: Um…. Yea… Thank you…..

Rae: *sighs*