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Fairy Tail and The little Mermaid would NEVER EVER EVER BE MINE.

Well this is the fucking longest so far.

"I honestly don't know what you see in such a human!" Porlyusica had already prepared a boiling pot of water, now searching for the potions to complete her 'spell'.
"Juvia would like to thank Porla-san for helping Juvia making a human transformation spell!" Juvia bows with all respect to the mighty Porla.
"Whatever you say child." as she starts to measure the amount of potions and pour them into the bubbling water. Her assistant chops some twig-like stalks and throws it to complete the concoction. The concoction explodes a heavy puff of pink smoke, forming into a heart.
"This isn't complete without something; something that I need from you." Porla reaches for a sharp blade and without any hesitation, chops Juvia's blue tightly curled locks, leaving her with nothing but a messy hairdo. Juvia grabs hold onto her short blue hair, still freaked out from what happened.
"Why did Porla-san cut Juvia's hair?!"
"I don't have time for stupid unecessary questions."
She throws in Juvia's hair into the pot, making a huge puff of blue smoke appear and revealing Gray-sama's face.
"So this is your lover boy. Charming."
"Yes, Juvia thinks so too." Juvia was already in her fantasy land. Hoho.
"Let me just tell you that the minute your legs grow, you'll need to protect them from being barefoot. Otherwise, it'll bleed terribley."
"Why so?"
"Ungrateful sea princess. I've already given you legs and you dare to complain?!"
"Juvia wasn't complai-"
"Hush, its now done. Swallow this immediately." Porla hands 2 pills to Juvia. When Juvia asks why, Porla tells her that in order for the transformation to work, Juvia needs to disable her vocal chords. In other words, not being able to speak at all.
"These pills will seal your vocal chords got that? Now swallow." Porla being impatient as usual. Juvia gives a big gulp and swallows the pills.
A moment passed by and Juvia tries to say her name, complete silence.
"I see. It finally worked." Porla smiles victoriously, knowing her pill has suceeded. Then Porla hand a fancy glass with liquid from the pot.
"Juvia, drink evey last drop of this liquid and the transformation begin will begin."
"Yes Porla-san." but just before Juvia tipped a drop of the liquid in her mouth, Porla stopped her.
"Before you get carried away, let me tell you exactly what to do. The moment you can't breathe you must immediately swim up to shore since dumb humans cannot breate underwater. My assistant will help you along the way. Also, let me remind you once again that your precious legs will bleed everytime you step on the ground barefoot. Understood?"
Juvia nods and drinks the liquid in one gulp. The transformation began...

Juvia first feels a gasp for air, somehow not being able to breathe underwater. She knew it meant the transformation had worked but her need for oxygen worries her first. She tries to swim out with her fins but they didn't move, her face began to turn blue. Porla's assistant rushes to her time in need and brings her outside the cave. She calls Gajeel to help her assist Juvia to shore and they make it, just in time before Juvia nearly drowned to death. Gajeel was out of words to speak, seeing his best friend in a shape of a human, a naked one too. But there was no time to blush and stare about that, he tore a wrecked boat's sail and draped it around her revealing body. Porla's assistant does a form of CPR to Juvia, who violently woke up. Though she didn't say a word (for obvious reasons).

"Oi Bluey, say something. You feeling well?! The fuck happened to your hair?!" Gajeel rushes to Juvia's side, still astonished seeing his best friend as a human. Juvia swayed her hands, trying to say that shes fine but Gajeel got flustered, which was hilarious since he's always the calm and cool type. Porla's assistant explains the entire thing that had happened, how Juvia can no longer speak and why her hair has been cut for the 'spell'.

"Jeez Juvia serves you right for signing a contract." Gajeel pinches Juvia's right arm. Porla's assistance dives back into the water, much to Gajeel and Juvia's suprise, and after a while swims back up with a pair of sunken oversized sneakers. She tells Juvia to always wear this to prevent her legs from bleeding, which made Gajeel cussing non-stop about Porlyusica. Juvia nods and Porla's assistant swims back into the sea, leaving the 2 alone.

"So how you feeling now Juvi?" Gajeel asked, still forgetting the fact that his friend is not able to speak anymore. "Man, this is going to be hard as hell..." Gajeel sweatdrops. He helps her tying the mossed-covered shoelaces on the soaked sneakers. Juvia took a daring try to stand up abrupdtly but lost her balance and fell on her butt. But Juvia didn't give up and tried several more times before she could finally stand straight without falling. Gajeel just looked at her determination on trying to walk, smiling all the way. He couldn't belive how all of this for her boy toy she loves.

It was already sunrise by then. Juvia was dazzled with amazement about how gorgeous sunrise looks like from shore. Under the sea, she'd never get such an amazing view, just light rays bouncing into the water. Gajeel enjoyed the view when something important flew through his mind...
"Oh shit! I gotta swim back home! My dad will fuckin kill me, I've been out the entire night!"
Juvia panicked as well, of course, mute panicked that is. She shooes Gajeel away to return back home before he gets into trouble. She gives him a reassuring smile before waving him goodbye.

Now, she is alone in a world she has never before faced.

Haha Wayuu has arrived in her new house-dechuuu~

My self-proclaimed BIG MOVING TRIP is finally over! So, again, this WAS SUPPOSE TO BE 2 chapters but lets face it, I'M HECK OF A FUCK IN GENEROSITY *throws confetti* (let this be a lesson to the kids out there that I rate my stories either K+ or T since I do most of the hardcore swearing). Let me just tell you angel-faces that I have already started my new school and I will constantly be studying and doing homework so updates might take longer than usual. Just maybe... So reviews, follows and favorites will motivate me to finish this story faster so LET THEIR BE A FLOOD OF REVIEWS BY NEXT WEEK DESU!

K bye.