The Ultimate Pokemon Gangsta

by BigDGangsta

A boy dreams of nothing more than to be a Pokemon gangsta like Ash and Gary, but as luck has it the law has prevented him from training Pokemon. With the election of Brock as Pokemon president, the law changes. Now that he can legally have a Pokemon, the boy sets off on an adventure to start a Pokemon gang and become the ultimate Pokemon gangsta.

2. Ch 2: The Pokemon

(AN: It's time to find out who is Terrell's Pokemon. My friend said not to tell you in the first chapter, because then it makes you excited for next chapter. My friend is black and I am Irish and we love Pokemon. Yeah Boy.)

You are baller exited to find out what your first Pokemon. Seeing idiots like Ash Catchem start off their Pokemon adventure when it was illegal for you to train Pokemon really pissed you off. They won't call you a spud head anymore though, because now you have your first Pokemon. You epically toss your pokeball and say "I choose you, Metapod!"

The pokeball opens up and out comes a flash of red light. Out comes a... Metapod! "Wait, a Metapod? Not a good look!" says Terrell. Terrell is disappointment because he wanted a more bad ass Pokemon like Mewtwo. That's a dope Pokemon. Oh well, that's what they call the luck of the Irish. Terrell asks "What's your name, my little homie?"

Metapod "Metapod";

"Yeah, I know your a Metapod, but what is you're name? What does your Pokemon mommy call you?" asked Terrell. He really hopes he didn't get a bonehead Pokemon, then again Cubone is a dope gangsta.

Metapod "Metapod";

Metapod rolls his eyes. He'd like to have a name but he can't say anything but Metapod. Also he wishes he could explain this, but he can't say anything but Metapod. It's like a prisoner, but he's behind a hard green shell rather than behind bars.

Terrell scratches his head, trying to figure out what to do. This causes his red hair to get roughed up a bit. "You're kinda slow, aren't you?"

Metapod "Pod";

It made Terrell happier to hear something different for once. Maybe if he asked more questions he can find it out. "Do you not like me?"

Metapod "Meta";

"Oh I get it! You say Pod to mean yes and Meta to mean no!" says Terrell.

Metapod "Pod";

It wasn't mentioned in the last chapter, but Terrell is pretty smart sometimes, which is why he was able to learn quick. "Yeah boy, I'm a genius" Terrell triumphantly claims. But all of the sudden a Pidgey swoops down to steal Metapod away in a fly by.

"Hell no!" yells Terrell, leaping at the Pidgey to tackle it before it flies off with Metapod. It was a close call and had the Pidgey gotten Metapod, the journey would be over. Realizing this infuriates Terrell and he screams "Yo bird! I'll make you pay! You will bleed your own Pokemon blood!"

So he picked up his Metapod and started smacking the Pidgey back and forth in the face with it. "Pay up! Where's my money!" demanded Terrell, but the Pidgey wouldn't get a chance pay him any money because he would faint by the time Terrell got tired out.

"I just won my first Pokemon gangsta battle. So dope."

Metapod "Metapod";

Terrell replies "You're right, you did help. Did you know with my strategy and your athletic ability, I bet we could make the ultimate Pokemon gang?"