Here's Gilan's "Mirrorship song". It's a parady of the Black Keys song "lonely boy". I also included some Demetri Martin quotes because he's funny.
Disclaimer: I do not own John Flanagan, Demitri Martin, Hidekazu Himaruya, Dan Auerbach, or Patrick Carney because slavery is technically not allowed in the country I reside in at the moment.
QUOTES
"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside."
"I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital."
"I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the piñata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did."
SONG
Well I'm right above you
And it ain't plain to see
Cuz I'm the master of secrecy
I like strats and capes, dude
The pride of my world
Ill love myself instead of waiting
Waiting, waiting
Oh, oh-oh Gilan/gilan is the beastest pairing
Oh, oh-oh Gilan/gilan is the beastest pairing
I'm a lonely boy
I'm a lovely boy
Oh, oh-oh Gilan/gilan is the beastest pairing
Well this chick quite liked me
But she was obese
And every little snack she ate
Was a bloody feast(without even any coffee, damn it!)
I relized I'm the one for me
Mirror is my true love
And the only person that keeps me waiting
Is me, is me
Oh, oh-oh I'm not as weird as Halt or Russia
Oh, oh-oh I'm not as weird as Halt or Russia
I'm a lonely boy
I'm a lovely boy
Oh, oh-oh I'm not as weird as Halt or Russia
Hey!
*guitar swagger here*
Oh, oh-oh Mirrorship is the way to go, kids
Oh, oh-oh Mirrorship is the way to go kids
I'm a lonely boy
I'm a lovely boy
Oh, oh-oh Mirrorship is the way to go, kids!