The pairings in this series of one-shots are as follows: GilanxGilan, RussiaxBlaze, and WillxRomano. Lovino Treaty has a nice ring to it...Anyway, this chapter we take a closer look at the second pairing. But I promise you, sir: there will be some kind of Will and Romano story in the future. Sorry it took me so long to update this story but I couldn't think of what to write. As always, please review!

Disclaimer: I have disassociative identity disorder, so i just might be John Flanagan or Hidekazu

Ivan held open the door to the Very Fancy Restaurant.

"You first, prekrasnyy poni"

Thanks Ivan

Blaze and Russia went up to the hostess at the Very Fancy Restaurant( it should be noted that because this restaurant was in Wensley it wasn't that fancy). It happened to be Jenny, Gilan's ex. She scowled at them. This just made her triple chin more prominent.

"I guess you'll be wanting a table for two?" she asked sulkingly.

Ivan gave her his biggest, childish smile. "Yes sir!" Jenny rolled her eyes and waddled over to a table in a corner.

"Thou shalt sit here" Jenny quoth. Blaze and Russia sat down.

"Looks like it's just us again Blaze-chan" Ivan said, addressing his date.

I'm so glad it's just us. Gilan can get pretty boring sometimes

Little did they know...

"Look dude, you gotta help me! How would you feel if Romano and Belgium dated?" Gilan desperately tried to get his friend to help him with a plan to ruin Ivan and Blaze's date.

"Personally, I would not mind. I would just hang out with mi amigos Prussia and Francis" Spain shrugged his shoulders. Damn, Gil thought. This guy is just too easy going.

"Ah well amigo I guess I will help usted"

"Yay!" ilan squealed and glomped Spain. "They're at the Very Fancy Restaurant. If we travel by hang glider we should arrive at precisely six seventeen post meridian!" Gilan and Antonio fist bumped, then jumped off a handy nearby cliff with their gliders. Please insert some very heroic inspiring classical music here. Thank you.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE VERY FANCY RESTAURANT

Ivan and Blaze were talking about numerous musketeers and the best way to travel the word in a limited amount of time and wolves in Alaska. Jenny continued to waddle around and sneer at everyone. This is a very unevenly full paragraph so feel free to skip it. Oh look, it's over.

MEANWHILE IN GILAN'S LIVING ROOM

Will and Lovino were sleeping on the couch when Tame Impala and British Sea Power songs started playing on the stereo. They slowly awoke and listened for an hour or so...and their minds were blown away. Not literally thank goodness. That would just be nasty and messy.

"What the fuck is this magical stuff?"

"I went to the health food store earlier today and they had a kind of cheese called Romano."

"Fuck off!"

They went back to sleep.

MEANWHILE IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS

Gilan and Spain landed gracefully on the roof of the Very Fancy Restaurant. Gracefully? Who am I kidding? They jumped down off the roof and stealthily crept around the building to the door to the kitchen like a pair of secret agents. Unemployed secret agents. HAHA BURN!

When Jenny stepped out of the restaurant to take out the trash, the two guys pounced, taking her waiter's uniform. Gilan held up the vest and apron.

"Dude, Spain! I'm too tall and skinny to wear these threads! I guess you'll have to act as the waiter. I'll operate from the kitchen." Spain nodded and the two friends went in the kitchen door.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!

"I am wondering when we are being able to order food" Ivan commented.

Mmm what are you going to eat, dear? I'm in the mood for a nice bowl of oats

Just then a waiter burst of the kitchen and hurried over to their table. His vest and tie were crooked and he was still tying his apron. His hair was sticking out in all directions.

"Bienvedios al Restaurante Muy Elegante" The brunette waiter stuttered, then caught himself. "I mean, Welcome to the black parade, what would like to eat?"

"Fried hands and 67 bottles of vodka" Ivan said. "and a bowl of oatmeal."

The waiter seemed awfully familiar to Braginski...where had he seen him before? Could it had been that party he blew up at America's? Or maybe that tree killing, oh I mean hugging club he had been in for a day. Nah that wasn't it...who was it?

Spain nodded and rushed back to the kitchen and grabbed Gilan by the shirt and shook him. "You didn't tell me your apprentice was IVAN BRAGINSKI! Do you want me to die! Gilan, you always seemed so nice! Adios!" and he ran out the back door.

And so, dear readers, our valiant hero is left by himself once again. He realised that he better serve Blaze and Russia because if he didn't they would come home and find Romano and Will making out on the couch. And Russia was a homophobe.

Gilan did the most logical thing: first, he went outside and carried the trussed-up Jenny into the kitchen. Then he found the biggest platter in the Restaurante Muy Elegante(which happened to be the aforementioned girls snack plate). He placed Jenny on the platter, added some soy sauce, and brought her out onto Ivan and Blaze's table.

"I order fried hands, not fat lady. I want my rubles back!" Russia yelled angrily. Gilan sprinted for the door, barely making it. He ran all the was to his house, which was three fiefs away. Now that's what I call impressive. He ran in his house and locked all his doors and windows and hid his children and wife(or Spain, Will and Romano). Russia's angry, very angry..

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YA BETTER RUN BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET...okay you get the point?

Please review! You guys make my day! Also anysuggestion are super welcome. Sorry ifthere was too much plot line andurge Jenny hate I'm also not sure if I got the town name correct. If I can think of anything I'll try to update sooner next time.