"Penguins and Drabbles"

Thanks for the reviews and thanks for your patience, everyone. Now, here are more drabbles. Please, enjoy.

Drabble 23: "What? No coffee?" (Inspired by a refrigerator magnet that says: "What? No Chocolate?".)

During one morning, the penguins hopped out of their bunks and went to wake themselves up for training. Private waddled over to the fridge to get out a juice box, Kowalski went to his lab, Rico headed outside, and Skipper went to get a cup of coffee. Unfortunately, for Skipper, all of the coffee was gone.

" What," Skipper uttered. " No coffee?"

Rico belched then chuckled. " Sorry," he chimed. " Thirsty."

"Rico," Skipper rolled his eyes. " Now I'm going to have to run to the zoo employee lounge and swipe some coffee from there."

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Drabble 24: "Dumb Tests" (Inspired by quizzes that people make up for fun.)

" Would anybody like to take a "Dumb Test"," King Julien chimed to Maurice and Mort, while sitting upside down on his throne, reading a magazine.

" Why," Maurice shrugged his shoulders. " You always ace them. Why not take a smart test, instead?"

"Now those are dumb tests, because I don't know the answers to them, plus they are boring and make me fall asleep," Julien scoffed.

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Drabble 25: "Romeo and Juliet" (Inspired by the POM episode "Hot Ice".)

It was late at night. Kowalski was in his lab, recording another poem for Doris on DVD, while holding a picture of her in his flippers.

"It has been days, since I have talked to thee.

What on earth did you see in he?

He may be hipper than me,

But that does not mean that you and me can not be a we," Kowalski said with a sniffle then jumped as he felt something touch his shoulder. He turned around, turned back then folded his flippers. "Doris, what are you doing here," he grunted. " Aren't you supposed to be avoiding me, right now?"

"No," Doris stated. "I wanted to be with you, my Romeo."

"But what about that hip guy that you told me about," Kowalski said with a raised eyebrow.

" Oh, him," Doris uttered. " I broke up with him."

"Why," Kowalski spat. " Was he not hip enough for you?"

"No, to tell you the truth, he's not real," Doris peeped.

"What," Kowalski shrieked as he turned around to look Doris in the eyes.

" He's an imaginary friend that I no longer have," Doris uttered then giggled as she blushed. " Embarrassing for me to have one at this age, I know."

He turned back around." Okay, I think I'm over you now," Kowalski stated. "Farewell, my Juliet.

Doris froze. "What," she squeaked as her eyes widened.

He turned around, smiling."Kidding," Kowalski retorted with a chuckle.

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Drabble 26: "CinderAlice" (Inspired by a life lesson that I have known since I was little.)

The penguins were standing outside when a woman walked by their habitat. Her hair was up in a high bun and she had a small tiara on top of her head. Also, she was wearing a pearl Cinderella dress with sparkles on it, along with some make up on her face, which made her look young and flawless.

"Who is that," Private stated.

"I have no idea," Skipper retorted then saw Private staring at the woman. He slapped him across the face.

"Ouch," Private yelped as he placed a flipper on his cheek then looked at Skipper.

" Private, get your eyeballs back in your head," Skipper shouted.

"Sorry, Skipper," Private said. "She's just so lovely."

"Yo, Alice," a male voice gruffed. "Are you ready for the costume party?"

The woman in the dress and tiara pulled out a walkie-talkie from behind her back. " Yes, I am," Alice retorted.

Private's jaw dropped from shock.

"I'm going as Cinderella," Alice chirped then began walking away from the penguins. "I don't think anybody will recognize me, though."

"I-I don't understand," Private stuttered as he watched Alice leave then turned his head when he heard snickers from the other penguins.

"You're in love with CinderAlice," Rico grunted with a chuckle as he pointed at Private.

"Wow," Skipper chortled. " You were right about not judging a book by its cover, Private."

"Yeah," Kowalski guffawed.

Private giggled as a blushed a little. "Righto," he stated.

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LOL. Private fell for Alice. Also, aww. Doris likes Kowalski back. Anywho, please stay tuned for more drabbles. Thank-you.