Hellloooooooo my children~

I have been dead x'D Ugh. School has been like a trap for me, and I managed to get away today. And I was like, "WHAT DA HECK. MIGHT AS WELL GIVE YOU GUYS SOMETHING. BECAUSE WHY NOT."

This is crack; I know =3= I just wanted to give you guys something to laugh at. If you can laugh at this crap x'D

D-A-I-L-Y_L-I-F-E_O-F_R-Y-O-U

"Pass the ball over here, Yugi!"

"Okay! But just be careful, I might hit you in the face!"

"Don't worry! It's not like I'm going to get a black eye, or anything!" Ryou gets smacked with a dodgeball in the face.

It seems alright; everything that's going on. But it wasn't this easy. Nope. Let's rewind, and let's see what actually happened.

The sun is shining. The birds are tweeting. Not on phones, but using their irritating wind pipes to play the song of their people. Singing off key and off tune while highschoolers flail around on school campus, playing dodgeball in between the garden patches.

Yugi has (finally) decided to get some fresh air instead of play card games by himself, so the short stack is hopping around like some kind of bunny running away from every attacker, and laughing as they miss by THAT MUCH. So let's see what really happens to Ryou to get a black eye.

"Pass the ball over here, Yugi!"

"Okay! But just be careful, I might hit you in the face!"

"Don't worry! It's not like I'm going to get a black eye, or anything!" Ryou gets smacked with a dodgeball in the face.

Okay. Nevermind. That was the really story. And here I thought that this was actually not serious. Wow. I think I'm gonna get fired from this narrating job.

Ryou slouches down, holding his eye in pain. "Oh no! I've gotten hit! GET THE MEDICS!"

Yugi blinks, before getting hit in the face as well. "Ow! That hurt!"

And here we have two heros of our lives who have saved Domino City so many times that I can't even count (I can't count up to three. I'm sorry guys.), lying down on the floor, clutching their face like their eyes are going to pop out of their sockets like some kind of black plague.

They both blink at each other, and everything stops. They start laughing, how could have they possibly have gotten into such a mess?

They can't for that long though, because they're pelted with dodgeballs left and right.

Some people can't understand that once you've gotten hit already.. you've gotten hit. You're out.

Yugi flails, and Ryou quickly runs away, nearly smacking into a tree that he swears wasn't there to begin with.

He swears. He runs into the building, seeking medical help by the nurse before his eyes start playing tricks on him.

On the hospital bed, he can feel mind links trying to go through. What do you want, Bakura?

Why is your mind so fuzzy?

Stop looking through people's minds!

Whoa! Okay! You don't have to sound so bitter..

Did you get little Ryou out of the bathroom?

Yea. I did. What about you, why are you in the nurses office?

Because I got a black eye. Wait a minute.. How the freak did you find me?

You're really easy to find.

Don't shrug at me. I'm not easy to find.

You have a cotton ball hair. You're british. You wear the same shirt over and over again. You have a freaking pimp necklace around your neck. You expect me to not find you after all of that?

Well.. when you put it that way..

Yea I thought so. So, how'd you get a black eye?

Dodge ball.

Can I play?

No.

Why not?

Because you're going to put spikes inside the ball aren't you?

I did that once.

It was horrible!

To Akefia, yes. You? You were laughing.

It was funny at the time..

I'm gonna do that again.

No wait!- Ryou sighs. Bakura's link has closed through the other end. He keeps the ice to his face, feeling his face redden. Your underwear is backward!

No it's not—Damn.

Ryou laughs. Ha! Found you!

Ha! Found you!

Stop mocking me.

Stop mocking me.

I'm going to make Ryou some tea.

Okay I'll stop.

Are you serious?

E-N-D

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SLAP ME FROM IGNORING YOU ALL FOR LIKE, FIVE MONTHS. I DESERVE IT.

Ne, Ja Ne!