A/N: So, yeah we still need one more crazy character! Also, the title will make sense by the end of the chapter. That said, please forgive me for what will happen today.

S/A/N: I actually get to write? I'm the side author here. Anticsareme. You really don't want to know what will happen if we don't get another character. It will end badly…

Especially if there are no reviews!

A loud whistle penetrated the air as wheels began to turn on the track. A train began moving. Most would say it was routine. The train left like it did everyday taking the conductors and their horrors elsewhere. But for one reason or another that was not the case. On that train were trainers. Again, pretty normal. The trainers were all heading to Duran city. For what reason no one knew.

{In the conductors' room…}

"Attention passengers! The train will be leaving in five minutes, so please be seated! This trip will last about four hours! No stops, no chance of getting off!" Ingo announced into the train's intercom system.

"And that's three and a half hours we can spend fooling around," Emmet whispered into Ingo's ear from behind. Ingo felt chills roll down his spine.

"Fine, but lock the door. We don't want to be caught again."

Emmet chuckled as he threw his hat on the floor and lunged at Ingo.

{With the passengers…}

Gingersnap knew why she was going. And she was grinning giddy with the thought of the tournament that would take place there. The one she was going to win. She looked around at the fellow people in her car on the train. But no one could really tell from behind her sunglasses. She always had them on. They hid her black eyes. She was also wearing a white hoodie and loose jeans. She sat in the darkest corner observing more than anything. She really didn't talk. Not a lot anyway.

The other people in her car were typical trainers. One was sitting by a window. He had spikey brown hair and blue grey eyes. And for some reason a scar running down the right side. He wore a sleeveless black shirt with white baggy pants tucked into black boots, he also wore black gloves. He was scowling at practically everyone.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL STARING AT!" he yelled. Gingersnap and the other passengers jumped back, "Got a problem with me?"

"What the hell is your problem?" yelled another passenger. He had black hair and blue eyes. His hair was spikey but then flat on the right side. He wore black fishnet shirt with a white jacket unzipped on top of it, also red jeans.

"I got you freaks staring at me!"

"You're the one yelling like a moron," he said.

"Don't talk to me like that! I am the scariest person you'll ever meet," he said angrily.

"My mom?" he asked

"NO! I am Cloud Twilight!" he cried.

"Would you stop yelling?"

"If you mother-f***ers will stop staring at me!"

"Oh my god. You are a moron," said the other guy. He sat down back in his seat.

"I am not a moron!"

"Okay, everyone. Please quiet down. My Smoochum needs to take a two hour nap every day, or else she gets cranky," A young man with dark brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin. He wore pink cutoff denim short shorts with a low cut purple long sleesaidve (whatever the hell that is) shirt and various necklaces and bracelets, plus an earring in his left ear. Over all, he looked pretty manly.

"Shove it, Liberace!" Cloud shouted.

"First off, my name is Mikey; second, what's a Liberace? Third, you're being very mean!" Mikey whined.

"I don't know, but stop your whining! It's giving me a headache!"

"But I thought you wanted whining!"

"When did I ever say that?"

"They fight like a married couple…" Gingersnap muttered.

"I heard that!" Cloud shouted. "Get over here!"

Just as they were about to fight, they heard a loud moan.

"What was that?" Cloud asked.

"It sounded like it came from the conductors' quarters. Let's go check it out!" Mikey said. Everyone went to the door.

"Now, who's going first?" Gingersnap asked. They all looked at each other.

"Fine. I'll do it," said Mikey. His hand shook violently with fear as the moaning seemed to grow louder. His sweaty palms turned the handle, slowly opening the door. He looked inside, "MY EYES!"

He jumped back and ran into a corner.

"I thought you locked the door," said one voice.

"I thought I did too. Guess I was a bit caught up," chuckled another voice.

"Hand me my pants will you?"

Cloud and Gingersnap stepped away. Ginger gingerly wiped blood pouring from her nose. "Oh, snap! I wish I brought my camera!"

"What?" questioned Cloud.

"You realize how much money you can make from sexy twincest?" she asked. Cloud shook his head.

"You're crazy."

"Hey guys," Mikey said excitedly, "Room for one more?"

Cloud, Gingersnap, and the twins looked at Mikey who gave them a playful gaze. The twins looked at each other.

"Want to tap that ass?"

"Will you lock the door this time?"