A/N: Howdy, folks! Just as I promised, profiles! Have fun! Also, I have mapped out the Tournament! Huzzah! Anyway, I just noticed that there were a lot of repeated Pokemon, so I changed a few. Please don't be offended. So... many... Eeveelutions... So many Raltslutions... I only did so because it's boring to read the same Pokemon fighting over and over again. I needed to shake it up a bit.
Name- Ember Kingsley
Age- 17
Appearance- Black hair, Green eyes, Slim. Red T-shirt with a Black diamond shape on the front. Plain blue jeans. Black jacket.
Height- 5'9 ft.
Hair (style, color, other features) Black Pulled into a ponytail, bangs framing her face.
Personality- Easy going, slightly arrogant. Loves playing on a guitar. Has an OCD level of focus. A compulsive liar. Likes to show off her guitar skills, wants to make it into the big leagues.
History- A young woman from Sinnoh, she makes a living by traveling around and playing on her guitar. Nothing else known, as she lies compulsively, not that she was abused or anything, she just does that.
Extra info- Carries a Guitar everywhere, even to a battle. During interviews with other people she will try to show off. And her own interviews.
Why they want to win- To win prize money, as she is broke, and to get recognition for her musical talents.
Pokémon (X6, X2 Substitutes) MAIN TEAM: An Exploud named Mike, a Staravia named Starfy, a Pachirisu named Nuts, a Scizor named Español, a Gothorita named Tara, and a Machoke named Roid. SUBS: Charizard named Charmy, and a Sneasle named Snitch.
Name- Angel Juarez (First name pronounced on hell)
Age- 16
Appearance- A FRICKEN DUDE! He is a Puerto Rican. He has shaggy black hair. Wears a bright and colorful poncho, shorts, and sandals.
Height- 5'5 ft.
Hair- shaggy black hair. Often gets in his eyes.
Personality- ignorant, stubborn, and easily irritated. But loves candy and has a secret My Little Ponyta obsession.
History- grew up in a winery so he had a lot of drunken relatives, strange parties and moments where he cannot remember what the hell he was doing. He yells at Ember when he has a "hangover".
Pokémon- Rapidash named Twilight, Charmeleon named Spike, a Vileplume named hangover, an Ampharos named Sparky, Volcorona named Crona, and Ditto named Blobo.
The substitutes are Mismagius named Heartless and Riolu named Black Star.
Extra Info: Angel wears a necklace with a broken Mary Sue power ring. A Mary-Sue killed his parents.
Name - Lacete Derntruff
Age - 12
Appearance - She wears a forest green kimono that is embroidered in gold
with rayquazas. For shoes she has silver flats. She also has white
fingerless gloves.
Height - She is fairly tall, even with her flats on.
Hair - Lacete has longish, scarlet colored hair with black streaks in it.
History - Despite her appearance, Lacete is a fighter (as in boxing). She
dresses the way she does so people think she is weak. She has been fighting
in tournaments for most of her tiny life.
Personality - Lacete is full of energy. She loves to fool people
(explanation to her fooling her opponents), and she is actually a bit of a
loner. She is completely silent during battle, ignoring any rude things
coming from her opponent. She only speaks at the end of the fight, walking
off with a haughty remark if she won.
Pokemon: a Zebstrika nicknamed Orielle; Gardevoir nicknamed Platinum;
Tyranitar nicknamed Green; Wigglytuff nicknamed Aria; Umbreon nicknamed
Silver; Bellossom nicknamed Pheobe.
Substitute Pokemon - Politoad nicknamed Polibo; Miltank nicknamed Juniper
Why she wants to win - She wants to prove to everyone that she isn't just
your typical sweet, little Mary-Sue.
Name- Trista Hastera
Age- 15
Height- 5'5
Hair-Light brown that falls halfway down her back in a mess of curls
Appearance-Brown hair, Hazel eyes, short sleeve white shirt with black on
the shoulders, Blue skinny jeans and converse, Skinny
Personality- generally quiet and shy but can get really annoyed easily if someone ticks
her off she is also nice to most people and is easy to please
History- She grew up working in her family's general,mart her life was
pretty good but nothing really exciting is known to have happened to her since she talk about her past much.
Extra info-Keeps old chain around her wrist, good at persuading people
Why they want to win- the money would help keep her parents store above
water.
Pokémon- (main) Ninetales, Gallade, Espeon, Mightyena, Dragonite, Ampharos.
(subs) Lilligant, Gastrodon
Name: Ken Hayashi
Age- 19
appearance- black hair, brown eyes, light skin, he dark blue hakama and
brown sandals
height- 6'2 ft
hair- normal length black hair
personality- a laidback guy who is lazy. hate to do work most of the time
and extremly love pokemon battles. love to drink sake and has the habit to
call people younger then him kid. he tend to forget people names most of
the time. has a secret urge to steal people stuff and will try to hold it
in but fail most of the time. love to eat and cook spicy food, when the
topic change to spicy food, he become excited and energetic who love to
cook spicy food. he will try to force people to eat his spicy cooking and
get anger when someone waste it. love to do fun and interesting things. has
the lack of understanding of a girl emotions.
history- as a child he grew up in the hoen region and his family was cooks
in Lilycove city. everyday he cook and felt it was boring. he began to
steal for his amuesment but got caught once but he was let off becasue he
was a child. he realize his sin and try to hold it in. when he couldn't, he
decided to use it as a excuse and ran away from home to strat his adventure
of freedom. he manage to tame a torchic and have him as a companie.
together they caught their pokemon and won a few battle and lost a few. he
began to travel with a girl who wanted to research pokemon enviroment, he
travel with her for two reasons, one to get money and for fun. after a
while he start to live with her in a lab in the unova region. when he heard
about tournement, he left the lab to join the tournement for fun and
because the girl ask him to investigate the mystery prize.
extra info- once awhile he goes to his parents home and his mom and dad
think the girl his girlfriend. the girl have a crush on him but do to his
lack of understanding of a girl emotions they usually get into arguements.
he carry a photo of his family
Also reason to want to win is for fun and complete his orders
Pokemon- main: Blaziken, Aggron, Golurk, Flygon, Galvantula, Dusclops
sub-
Gigalith, Metagross
Name - Mikey Violet
Age - 16
Appearance - Black/Dark brown hair, Brown eyes, Pale skin. Wears pink cutoff denim short shorts with a low cut purple long sleeve shirt and various necklaces and bracelets. He has an earring in one ear.
Height - 6 ft.
Hair - dark hair with blue streaks and dip dyed fringe, very stylised and scene looking.
Personality - Girly. Very girly (eg, thinks bug Pokemon are gross, ADORES cute Pokemon, etc). A funny type of guy (but laugh AT him funny, not laugh with him funny), however he becomes deadly serious when battling, almost to the degree of being another person.
History - The youngest child from a family of five boys, he was always the odd one out. When his brothers were watching Pokemon battles, he was watching Pokemon contests. He traveled around a lot for Pokemon contests, and so has a lot of Pokemon from different regions, but now he has decided to try his hand at pokemon battling for a change of pace.
Why he wants to win - He isn't really in it to win the prize, he is just in for the fun of it and to experience it, so if he wins he will choose the mystery prize.
Pokemon - MAIN TEAM: Smoochum (who he carries around with him), Delcatty, Lilligant, Starmie, Clefable, Chatot SUBSTITUTES: Rapidash and Beautifly.
Name: Gingersnap Appleby
Age: 15
Appearance: She is pale, with black eyes, hidden beneath sun-glasses. She only takes the sun-glasses off when she's battling. She wears a white hoodie with the hood up, the zipper done up and the sweater comes off when she's battling. Beneath her hoodie she wears a camo tank top with a brown stripe under the bust. for pants she wears slightly loose jeans with black DCs and no socks.
Height: 5'5 ft.
Hair: Dirty blonde coming to her hips with caramel streaks. She has bangs that hang just infront of her eyes, and It's often up in a messy bun under her hood unless she's battling. Then it's out and loosey goosey.
Personality: Guyish, doesn't really talk, very competetive, Has a secret obsession with going into small, dark places, Is easily distracted, Not easily irritated.
History: Since she was young she was mistaken for a guy so, she just went for it. But, she battled horribly with her boyish style so she took the boyish stuff off, causing her opponents to go into slight shock in revealation of her being a girl. She ran away from home when she was 10 because her parents wouldn't let her go on a journey.
Extra Info: She and her Gothitelle have this ability so they are psychically connected and can read each others minds and she is deathly afraid of Hoot-Hots and Noctowls.
Why she wants to win: To prove to her parental units she can make it!
Pokémon: Main - Frosslass named Magica, a Reuniclus named Musica, Gothitelle named Darka, An Xatu named Psyca, A Murkrow named Hyca and an Emolga named Eleca.
Sub - A Vanillite named Icica and a Snorlax named Nika.
Name- Mathias Beye
Age- 16
Appearance- Brown eyes, short, strong and athletic but you can't see it in showy muscles or anything. Half Filipino and half white, but you really can't tell he's got any white in him at all. Black t-shirt with the word TUBA, which has wings on the sides, across the front in gray. Dark jeans, silver and black sneakers, black watch. Bluish braces. Gray baseball hat.
Height- 5'3
Hair- not long, but not exactly buzz-cut short. Black hair that's kind of fuzzy/soft looking. Goes a third of the way down his forehead.
Personality- quiet around most people, but gets playful once you get to know him. Can easily find ways to take away his boredom by playing around with little things. Often plays with those tiny ball shaped magnets (I think they're called buckyballs or something) Talented in music: plays the piano, tuba, trumpet, and any percussion instrument. Turns hyperactive whenever he finds something funny.
History- He grew up in Sunyshore City in Sinnoh. He comes from a family of seven kids, him being the middle one. One of his older brothers likes to hit him, so he's unfazed by getting picked on physically.
Extra info- makes strong opinions of other people/pokemon/things, but is quiet about them. Sucks at history.
Why they want to win- He has three older siblings and their reputations to live up to. He feels he can do it through winning a pokemon competition.
Pokemon- Gallade named Ever, Salamence named Never, Gyarados named Spite, Houndoom named Night, Ninetales named Virtue, Lucario named Trust. SUBS: Axew named Answer, and Glalie named Again
Name-Marcus Steel
Age-19
Appearance-Black hair, Blue Eyes, Muscular. Black fishnet shirt with a white jacket unzipped on top of it, also red jeans.
Height-6'4
Hair-Black spiky at the top and pushed down his right side.
Personality-Goofy, but knows when to be serious. A great screamo singer. A good guy overall, but his look makes people scared of him.
History-A child whose mother died at birth and his father is unknown.
More Info-Despite his past Marcus always looks at his brightside and deeply cares for all pokemon. He also wants to make a name for himself and his pokemon.
Why they want to win-So people don't look down on him anymore, he wants people to acknowledge and like him.
Pokemon-Electabuzz(Darius), Gengar(Nolan),Bronzong (Ken), Sceptile(Jace), Houndoom(Max), Munchlax(Geoff) Subs:
Marowak(Mason), Absol(Ace)
Name-Dakota Raines
Age-15
Appearance-Brown hair, Left eye hazel, Right eye green, Wears Torn jeans, A dirty, white tank top, Occasionally skullcrusher headphones, And the same grey hoodie every day. Younger than he looks, has a couple of tattoos. Oh, and he's left handed.
Height: 6'1 ft.
Hair-Unkempt, Longish, Sandy Brown
Personality-Appears unfriendly even though he isn't, Has a temper, Been in a fight before, Tends to keep to himself, More trusting than he'd like to admit, Has a much softer side to him but refuses to show it.
History-Born in the country, moved to the city, kicked out and lived on the streets for several years (at least since 11), Used to fight with fists to survive and still does.
Extra Info-Incredibly strong willed, He is not the kind to ever give up, even if he loses, Already shaves once a day.
Why he wants to win-To pay for his brother's drug rehab and get himself an education, though most people think he wants it as a way to flip off his mom for kicking him out.
Pokemon-Bisharp, Magnezone, Seadra, Muk, Crobat, Vibrava.
Subs-(Ghastly and Deino)
Name - Canus Meloti
Age - 18
Appearance - Auburn Hair, dark blue eyes, skinny. Wears a gray suit with golden buttons.
Height - 6'0
Hair - Combed and gelled. Wears a train cap he got from the Gear Station
Personality - Humble, kind, loves a challenge, but knows when to pull back. Very patient and smiles a lot
History - After his family moved to Unova from Hoenn, his father made him work in the Gear Station. He still works there, but recently, his grandfather died, who left him a huge inheritance. His father, thinking his son will become lazy just because he now has all the money in the world, makes him compete in a tournament to motivate him to work hard in life.
Extra Info - Has a sister named Lyra, who is traveling in Sinnoh. Very close to his Ferrothorn, which saved him once during a train wreck. Wears a golden necklace with a stopwatch, a thorn from his Ferrothorn, and his sister's lucky Victini charm.
Why they want to win - To prove to his father.
Pokemon: Ferrothorn(Feyhorn), Stoutland(Landon), Solosis(Luna), Breloom(Bree), Flygon(Lakon), and Jolteon(Coltic) EXTRA: Chandelure(Lurewick) and Claydol(Twindle)
Name- Sunny Allen
Age- 14
Appearance- LIKE A BOSS! She has blonde hair an blue eyes (like a typical Swedish person) and she wears all yellow (shirt and shorts) and flip flops. Purple
Flip flops. ('cuz I feels like it!)
Height- 5'6 ft.
Hair (style, color, other features) Uhh, blonde. Oh, it's in two long ponytails.
Personality- Spaztic. Crazy. Hyperactive. She knows how to kill someone three different ways with her purple flip flops. She is afraid of Magikarp because she believes they have magic spaghetti powers.
History- A charming Johto girl without a tragic backstory (HURRAH!). She has a sister named Burnadette in Lavaridge who taught her everything she knows and more.
Extra info- Again, she can use her flip flops like weapons (they're better than throwing knives, no joke) and... Likes to pretend she is a Paras sometimes. Has a certain fondness for Tiramisu and sleeping bags.
Why they want to win- So she can be famous. Duh. And so she can meet people an lick their shoes.
Pokémon (X6, X2 Substitutes) MAIN TEAM: A Golbat named Fang, a male Bellossom (who loves being a Bellossom) named Dark Lord Kostellor IX, a Butterfree named Anamaria, an emo Mawile named Cookies, a Golem named Fluffy, and a Nidorina without a name. SUBS: A Weedle named Jorge and a Pidgey named Glitter.
Name: Suzanna Lovelorn
Age: sixteen
Appearance: Average height. Camo shorts with sandals. She is wears a coffin necklace and a necklace that looks like a skeleton key. She also wears a camo hat.
Hair: Medium length hair. Brown with red highlights. Somewhat curly.
Personality: Calm with random outbursts. She is a music lover. Not very argumentative.
History: Middle sibling between one brother and one sister. The older brother being accident prone made her learn basic first aid. The younger sister has ADHD so she is tolerable of others. She left home as soon as she could.
Extra info: She is always with her ipod. If anything happens to it she turns evil and tries to kill everyone. The only way to stop her is to have her sit and listen to music. Get ipod as soon as possible.
Why: She was bored and needed something to do.
Pokemon: Fearow (Antonio),Dusknoir (Frenchy), Klang (Clockwork), Heatmor (Mori),Kingler (Queenie), and Cherubi (Sakura)
Name- Fredrick (Fred)
Age- 23
Appearance- Really creepy nerdy guy with huge braces and thick rimmed glasses. Wears a button up shirt and a bolo tie. Has rainbow suspenders.
Hair- nerdy smooth with cowlick
Personality- geeky fanfiction driven guy with an obsession for crack
History- lived in his mother's basement after his numerous rejections from girls.
Extra info- he is a black belt... Not sure how he got it considering he is such a pansy...
He wants to win because he 1) needs the money because his mom kicked him out of the basement, 2) it will impress girls.
He was dropped on his head numerous times when he was a baby.
Pokemon- Magicarp, Rattata, Metapod, Bellsprout, Eevee, and Diglett
Subs are Meowth and Togepi.
Name: Cloud Twilight
Age: 16
Gender: male
Height: 6.2 but slim build.
Looks/Attire: Cloud has spikey brown hair, blue-gray eyes ( the right has a scar running down it), Cloud wears a sleeveless black shirt with white baggy pants tucked into black boots, he also wears black gloves.
Extra-info: he hates being the victim of cheats and prefers to play by the rules.
Reasons: to prove to people he's not just some push-over from Unova, and to hopefully settle down with someone in the future. And also because he's broke because no one wants to battle him for "unknown" reasons.
History: he left home at ten and has spent the last six years traveling the regions, completing gyms, battling trainers and traveling with his friends and ofcourse taking on the leagues with no apsuloot wins yet. ( meaning he gets through a few rounds then he gets beaten)
Pokemon: battle team: a Riolu called Shadow, a Pikachu named Lec, a Braviary, a Infernape called Blaze, a Grovyle named Blade, a Totodile (not sure with spelling it's the Johto water starter), back-ups: a Absol called Soul and a Lucario called Aura.
Name: Nathan Periwinkle
Age: 14
Height: 5,5
Appearance: Black hair with a purple streak, permanant evil smirk, green eyes, palish complexion.
Clothes: Tshirt with a Ghastly with it's tongue out on, black skinny jeans with a Duskull belt, black hoodie, black Doc Martins.
Personality: Compulsive prankster. Sarcastic sense of humor and takes every joke too far. Finds almost everything hilarious, but is always cutting in his remarks and enjoys a good argument. Never stops smirking. Also a bit of a flirt. Pranks and practical jokes 24/7. Sour loser, but gets over it (eventually). Boasts when he wins. In short, an arrogant, cocky, b*stard.
Pokemanz:
Banette named C.O.D (Creature Of Darkness) or Cod, as he's known. (male)
Gengar named Teaser (male)
Spiritomb named Creepster (male)
Cofagrious named Midnight (Female)
Jellicent named The Floating Moustache (male)
Driftblim named Maka (female)
RESERVES:
Dusknoir named Lord Death (male)
Golurk named O-Matic (male)
Chapter 8: Ceremonial Stupidity
Somewhere, deep within the bowels of the earth, sat a very dark and shadowy secret base. I can't really describe it to you, 'cause the base is so dark, you can't see a thing. And that's because the owner of said base is a stingy miser who won't replace light bulbs when they blow out!
Speaking of which, I can describe his activities a little bit. You see, the only source of light in the entire base was sixteen computer monitors. And they were monitoring, you guessed it, the Tourney's contestants! Our apparently evil and mysterious friend here was watching them via little spy cameras set up throughout Duran.
He watched our "heroes" with amusement in his computer chair made from tapioca pudding. Our shadowy manipulator stroked a Pokémon that looked like some sort of sick mix between a Buneary and a Magikarp on his lap. He turned his head slightly when he realized that his trusty (and shadowy) minion had returned from is latest mission.
"AH," said the leader, "How did it go?"
"..."
"Crap, She was a normal girl? But her name was Mary Sue! No normal girl is named Mary Sue!"
"..."
"Don't get all sarcastic on me! When you realized that she wasn't one, did you dispose of her?"
"..."
"You left no evidence, right? I mean, if people caught wind of our plan, then that would mean game over!"
"..."
"No, I don't take you for an idiot! You made sure all of the contestants would know about the tournament and made sure that they would join!"
"..."
The man sighed. "Okay, you can have a cookie. But just one! You know what happens when you have too much sugar! Do you remember how long it took to cover up the mass genocide of Twilight fangirls? Anyway, now that they're all here, we just need to wait while they pick each other off, one by one! Then we'll take the winner and the world will be ours!"
"..." His minion crossed his arms.
"What do you mean I'm being unnecessarily vague about our plan? You know what it is, don't you? Why do I need to flat out state what our plan is over and over and over again?"
"..."
"Good point. I'd better call Ebony and have her set the hotel scheme up..." He tried to reach for a cell phone, but his fingers instead met a Rattata trap. He began to shake his fingers quickly, trying to shake the trap off of him. "Gah! Stupid flippin' Rattata traps!"
"..."
"I will NOT buy more light bulbs! Ebony kept giving me hell about how "Lihgttt balbzzz r 4 prepz!11!" I still don't know why she needs to pronounce the ones when she exclaims!"
"..."
"Just get the butter, will you?"
Meanwhile, at the I Haz Cheezbuger Stadium...
All sixteen contestants stood side by side in the middle of the stadium. Standing in front of them was the announcer for the whole thing, Lance the former champion. The stadium looked relatively normal. The ground beneath them was dirt, with the usual chalk drawings used to draw the fields lines. The seats were all cushioned and looked like they came from a movie theater. There stood four crystalline towers in the four corners of the stadium. All sorts of people were sitting in the seats, watching the opening ceremony.
"All of you are here today because of your love of Pokémon. And starting tomorrow, you will begin your battles against each other. But first, you must rest and think of strategies! I will root for all of you!" He announced enthusiastically.
Of course, not a one of them was paying any attention whatsoever.
Sunny was without her sister and her "Baby-Puppy", which depressed her.
Mikey was once again checking Dakota out, much to the his chagrin.
Angel was sipping some "imported soda" from his flask while Ember was playing her guitar to the rhythm of a Britney Spears song.
Lacete was looking at herself in the mirror.
Gingersnap stared of into space.
Mathias played with his bucky balls. (Still don't know what that is.)
Nathan was spitting spit balls at Canus and Cloud.
Fred was writing very dirty fanfiction with his laptop.
Trista was reading Fred's dirty fanfiction on her cell phone.
Suzana listened to "Barney the Dinosaur"'s theme in G-major on her I-pod.
Ken was talking on his Xtransciever with his would be girlfriend.
Marcus was somehow able to sleep while standing.
"Um, Hello?" Lance waved his hand. "Anyone listening?" Nope. No one was. Lance face palmed. "Oh, Arceus! I used to be the champion! Now I'm stuck babysitting these morons!"
"I'm actually a woman!" Lance shouted in the vain hope of catching the contestants attention. And no one payed attention still. Lance sighed and pulled a bull horn out of his back pocket. He held it front of him and pushed the trigger, releasing a loud sound that caught the attention of the contestants.
"Are you all listening? Good," Lance said with a triumphant smile on his face. "Now, I would like to introduce you to the woman who is sponsoring this entire tournament! Miss Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, the founder of Goff Corp!" Lance motioned to a a young woman in Gothic clothing who was standing behind him.
She walked out in front of the contestants, and with a hand on her hip, said, "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. and-"
A few contestants began whispering among themselves.
Canus held his ears. "My Arceus! I can somehow hear the bad selling of her words," He whispered to Gingersnap, who stared at the mega-sue in confused awe. "Why is she describing her looks to us?" Dakota asked Mikey, who shrugged.
Angel almost choked on his "imported soda", while Ember tried to play her guitar loud enough to drown Ebony's ramblings out.
Ebony's face went red, and screeched in an unearthly pitch, "PREPZ!111111!11!" This got everyone to shut up and stare at the poorly conceived fan character.
Ebony cleared her throat. "ANEWAYZ! I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow."
Lance stared at the Mary Sue in confusion, trying to make heads and tails of why she just said that. "Anyway," Lance began awkwardly, "Okay..." and then he shook his head. "Well, everyone, If you would follow this gentleman to the Censored Hotel, you can get situated in your rooms."
A young man accompanied by a Gardevoir then came from behind them. The expression on the boys face was monotone. His hair was completely covered by a hat that resembled an Umbreon, a black tank top, black jeans, and red sandals. He was kinda on the short side. He didn't say a word as he motioned for the contestants to follow him.
At the Censored Hotel...
The Censored Hotel was just like it sounded like. It was one giant black bar with the word "Censored" in white running down it.
They followed the young man into the lobby of the hotel, which looked like a generic hotel lobby, and thus, I don't feel like I should describe it in depth.
The boy went to the front desk, and returned a moment later with sixteen room keys. After he handed a key to reach contestant, a voice echoed inside their heads, saying, 'Here are your room keys, everyone. They should have you room numbers printed on them. Now, a dinner has been arranged at six at the hotels restaurant.'
Cloud grabbed his head and groaned. He, and the others felt an intruding, pinching sensation in their brains. "Dafuq is going on?"
Suzana screeched. "The voices are back in my head!"
'I must apologize. You see, I am mute,' The young man gestured to himself. 'And thus, I use my Gardevoir to communicate via telepathy.'
"Dude! It feels like you touched me inappropriately with you brain!" Nathan groaned, rubbing his temples.
'I apologize. Now, I have other matters to attend to. I trust that you can find your rooms,' And with that the young man bowed and left the hotel, leaving the contestants to their own devices.
Fred immediately walked up closely behind Lacete and breathed heavily. Lacete looked over cautiously and said in a creeped out voice, "Dude, I'm twelve! I know that I'm a beautiful goddess and all... but you're gross!"
Fred giggled creepily. "You're a loli..."
Ember, reaching her boiling point, said to Angel, "Ange, remember when I said I was going to stab that nerd in the crotch? Well, I need the knife you keep hidden in your back pocket."
"No need," Lacete said, just before she turned and kneed Fred in the groin. "I don't need to be saved by a wannabe rock star."
"AM NOT!" Ember said, rolling up hers sleeves. She tackled Lacate and began to pull on her hair.
For one reason or another everyone ignored this, and chatted amongst themselves.
Sari and N managed to catch up to Sunny, and they began talking.
"So, what was up with that Enoby-whatsherface, anyway?" Sari asked.
Sunny shrugged. "I dunno. She's a weirdo, that's for sure." She spoke as if she had room to judge.
Trista hastily walked up to the trio and poked N lightly in the face. "Um... Is this a bishounen?"
"Yep!" Sunny said smugly.
"He's... so pretty! Where did you find him?"
"He fell out of the sky."
N raised a finger to correct Sunny. 'Actually, I crashed my Reshiram. Speaking of which, where-"
"He fell out of the sky,' Sunny reiterated, this time in a more menacing tone.
N squeaked in fear.
"So," Nathan began as he slung an arm over Mathias. "You look like the kind of guy who would pull some wicked pranks. With that being said, want to go stink bomb the entire hotel?"
Mathias' mind was blown. He already made a friend who would actually be fun! He grinned and said, "What are we waiting for?"
Dakota had just about had it. Mikey kept staring at him, and at this point, he was very uncomfortable.
"Okay! Dude, why do you keep staring at me?"
"Well... You're very attractive..." Mikey, looked down at his feet and blushed.
Dakota was about to say something, but stopped before anything came out of his mouth. That was probably the nicest thing anyone has every said to him. And come to think of it, the only thing bothering him was the staring. And Mikey WAS pretty cute...
Just then, Suzana came and shoved Dakota to the floor. She then yelled, "No Shonen Ai! This is crack fanfiction, bitch!" She turned to Mikey and asked in an irritated voice, "Good Arceus, man! Don't you realize that the Author doesn't have time for developing romance?
"Sorry..."
"Sorry doesn't cut it! The author can't write something serious, or his brain will explode!"
Angel finally decided to stop drinking long enough to pull Ember off of Lacete. "Lady dude, you've got to control your temper! I can't keep you from getting hurt all the time!"
"She keeps saying that I'm not a rock star! I totally am!"
"No, you're not. That's why you came here, remember? To show off your guitar skills on TV?"
"LIAR!"
Angel sighed and did a face palm.
Later, at the restaurant...
The restaurant itself was more or less the typical fancy stereotype you would expect, with pretty cyrstal chandeliers, white tables cloths and such. The constants (and Sunny's posse) all sat down at a rather long table that was large enough to seat them all. (Redundancy is redundant) Now, I'm pretty sure that none of you want to know what's on the menu, right? It's just food. Fancy food that the tourney is paying for.
Ahem, now onto the point!
As they all waited for food, an ominous person who was ominous and redundant watched them from afar. He looked to the Pokémon by his side, and pointed at them. The floating creature understood it's mission, and floated towards the unsuspecting people.
"Damn, woman! I didn't know you could stuff that much bread in you mouth!" Nathan exclaimed in awe at Suzanas' "talent". "How'd ja do that?"
"Ancient ninja secret," Suzana said casually.
Just then, a floating Pokémon that looked vaguely like a fetus came up to the table.
"Whose that Pokémon?" everyone but N asked in unison.
"It's... Musharna!" N declared. "Wait... We're in Kanto aren't we? Musharna's aren't indegionous to this region!"
Before anyone could say anything else, Musharna cried, releasing a pinkish mist onto our "heroes"...
A/N: Ha! I managed to get it out before weeks end! Anyway, I apologize if I offended anyone.
And I promise, next chapter, the WILL be a battle! Also, Ebony belongs to the author of "My Immortal", not me!
Shonen Ai= boy love
Bishonen= pretty boy
Just in case you were wondering...
Next Time: Ember VS Nathan!
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