Greetings earthlings. How're ya doin? It's Friday today and my stupid enrichment teacher assigned us homework. It's the WEEKEND for Pete's sake. Were not supposed to have homework! I'm guessing that since you're here, you want to read the story so I'll just shut up and start with the story.

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Also, I forgot the disclaimer last chapter so here it is.

I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR TWILIGHT. I WILL ONLY BE SAYING THIS ONCE BECAUSE I'M SO LAZY. REPEAT, I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. IT BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING AND I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT. THIS TIME, THE CREDIT GOES TO STEPHANIE MEYER. I OWN NOTHING BUT MY LAPTOP, A PHONE ( that has been stolen by my mom), AND THE PLOT.

Bella's POV

I disapperated with a huge CRACK! The feeling of being squeezed through a tube soon disappeared and I found myself standing in something squishy.

" Bloody HELL! Who the nargles are YOU!"

I looked down. Apparently, I had interrupted dinner. And I also saw that one foot was in a bowl of raw liver and the other was in- EWW! WHAT IS THAT!? It looks like, mushed up liver, mushrooms, boiled broccoli, eggplants, boogers, and earwax. And did I mention toe jam as well? Anyways, I was surprised that Draco didn't remember me, I was almost like a big sister to him. I was a year older. Then I realised I was still in my disgusting muggle form. Did I mention that I'm a metomorphagus? So I morphed back to my real appearance. Dark brown hair that was closer to black than brown with natural blood red streaks in it. My hair cascaded all the way down my back to my waist in a glossy curtain. My bangs were swept to the side making one side of my face look mysterious and dark. My eyes though, even in the shadows, it showed up as an icy blue. Because of my power to change my appearance, my eye color changed every hour or two. I was never aware of this although I could keep my eye color the same if I wanted to. White porcelain skin without any scratches or pimples. My body grew a few inches and my curves grew. A few seconds later, I was met with exclamations like

" Merlin's underpants! I can't believe you're home Bella! "

" Good to see you again Draco."

I laughed, amused at Narcissa's, or Cissy, gaping mouth and at Lucius's epic spit-take. I was cut off though by Draco throwing himself onto me with a ginormous hug. Before we could fall onto the floor though, I cast a spell that would stop us from making a dent in the floor. Draco got off of me and I looked at Cissy and Lucius. They were still staring.

"Surprise?"

Page Break... Bella is begging Cissy to go to Diagon Ally for school supplies...

So after my spectacular entrance where I stepped in pig guts (Yes, those were pig guts. The Malfoy's have a strange taste for food. Or the elf just sucks at cooking.) I had recieved a letter saying that I was accepted into Hogwarts. School didn't start until September so I had a little more than two months to get my things bought and organized. I was also scheduled to meet the Dark Lord in about one month. I wondered what he would look like. Would he be nice? From what I've heard, I doubt it. He'd probably be cold and harsh. But I put my thoughts on the Dark Lord away and thought about school again. I'd be in my seventh year this year. I'm really actually seventeen. The Cullens thought I was eighteen though. I already knew 99% of the stuff by the time I was eight so I wasn't worried about failing. Although I did want to get a few things from Diagon Ally. I skipped down the stairs to Cissy and saw her sitting in her favorite armchair reading. I quietly crept up behind her and changed my appearance to that of a madman. I made one eye red while the other was a light, icy blue. I widened them until they were practically popping out of my skull. My hair looked like I had been electrocuted. (A/N Again, I'll try to draw some pics and put 'em on my profile from my phone.) I also, made it every color in the rainbow. My teeth were now sharpened to canines and were a disgusting yellow. I stretched my lips back in a feral smile and a knife appeared in my hand after I conjured it out of thin air. I then tapped on Cissy's shoulder.

"Ye- AHHHHH! LUCIUS! DRACO!"

I busted out laughing. I couldn't help it. Her face! It was HILARIOUS!

"Isabella!"

Uh oh. Cissy never uses my full name. I'm in big trouble. I morphed back and put on my best innocent face, and turned on my puppy dog pout. It always works.

" I'm sorry Cissy, but it was so boring in that muggle town, cooped up in my puny excuse for a bedroom. I just wanted to have some fun."

I saw Cissy waver. Haha. My pout was working.

"Well, that didn't mean you had to scare the living daylights out of me."

Ok. Well that didn't work. Plan B. I made my eyes even bigger and made them water.

"I'm really, really sorry."

Cissy caved.

"Oh alright. Now, what did you want?"

"Can we go to Diagon Ally to get school supplies for Hogwarts? Please?"

"How about tomorrow, first thing in the morning?"

"YAY!"

I then zipped up the stairs and got ready to go to bed since I had a big day tomorrow. When I got upstairs, I took a shower and brushed my teeth. Then I changed into a tank top and some loose sweatpants. But instead of just my bed that was waiting for me, there was a creature sitting in the middle of it, staring at me with ruby red eyes. I gasped, and the creature lunged.

OH NOO! What will happen to Bella!? Sorry it took so long to update. It's Sunday today and I'm trying to avoid taking a shower. I already told my mom I'd take it later but my mom said I had to take it now or I can't go to a party. Meany :( Anyway, hope you like this chapter. REVIEW! I wanna know what you think.