A/N: Yo! So I know I didnt do a good job on staying on topic but whatevs. Let me do me. This collection will probably go on forever. Well until Teenager post stops uploading stuff.

Disclamer: I don't own anything.


Teenager Post #3748: *Phone rings* SHHHHH! Guys it's my mom!


Bubbles stood back beaming as she finished dressing her two fashion-sense deprived sisters. Buttercup stood crossing her arms in a lime green tube top and short black shorts that accented her curves perfectly. On her feet were combat boots. Bubbles could't get her out of 'em. She had big gold hoop earrings with the word "sexy" in cursive. She also had a gold neckclase with "sexy" in cursive. Her jet black hair was up in a messy but stylish bun with a few straggles hanging loose. Buttercup had shiny lip gloss on her lips and a little eyeshadow forced onto her top lids.

Blossom stood akwardly next to Buttercup in a hot pink halter top and white skinnies. She had pink gladiators on and a few silver braclets. She also had pink lipstick and dewdrop earrings. On her eyes was mascara and a hint of blush. Her hair was wavy down to her waist.

"Aww! You guys look beautiful! Buttercup, stop trying to rub off your makeup." Bubbles sweet voice became deadly. She wore a blue party dress with a white band around the middle. On her feet were white pumps and a pearl necklace adorned her neck. She had light lip gloss on her lips and blue eyeshadow with a little blush. Her hair was in it's famous curly pigtails.

The girls were just about to go to Robin's party with the boys when someone knocked on the door.

"Girls, are you ready to go to the library?" Sarah Keane, their "mother" figure asked through the door.

"Crap! How are we gonna hide these outfits?" Blossom cried.

Bubbles threw them a trench coat hidden in the back of her enormous closet.

"Put these on." She said quickly. The girls each pit on a trench coat and stepped out of the room. Sarah stood outside Bubbles door as the three girls filed out.

"Ready!" Bubbles said cheerfully. The girls and Sarah piled into the car and she dropped them off at the library.

"Ya know, we coulda just flown over here." Buttercup complained.

"Oh no girls. It's too dark."

They finally arrived at the library and the girls got out of the car.

"I'll come pick you up at 11, okay?"

"Okay, Mom. Bye!" Bubbles said. The Puffs watched as the car sped down the road back home. When the red tail lights disapeared, the girls took of the coats and flew to Robin's house.

"Let the party begin!" Buttercup shouted as the girls enetered the house. Everyone from school was there. Mitch, Harry, even Princess. Blossom felt strong arms wrap around her waist. She turned to look up a Brick.

"Hey!"

"Hey babe."

"Yo, Where are your brothers?" Buttercup asked.

"Butch and Boomer are probably in the kitchen blowin up stuff in the microwa-"

Brick was cut off when Buttercup superspeed into the kitchen to "expirement" along with Bubbles. Blossom pulled Bricks arms away and began to walk to the kitchen.

"I should probably go with them. Buttercup loves to blow stuff up and she's quite messy."

Brick walked to the kitchen with her. As soon as the reds entered the kitchen their jaws dropped. All of the walls were colors of different foods. The greens and blues along with a couple other people in the kitchen were covered in the stuff.

"Really, guys?" Blossom said.

Buttercups phone began to ring. She glanced at the caller ID and her eyes widened.

"SHHHH! Guys it's my mom!" Buttercup shouted. Everyone quieted.

"Hey mom..."

...

"Yeah, were at the bookstore."

...

"Oh your there now? Okay well, we'll come right out"

...

"Bye", Buttercup hung up, "Shit guys were screwed!"

"Well let's leave now amd we won't be killed!" Blossom said.

The girls said goodbye and zoomed off. Robin came in right after.

"Hey guys, havin a-WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY KITCHEN!"

Butch and Boomer looked sheepishly and Brick smacked his forehead. Looks like the girls aren't the only ones who are screwed.


A/N: So Im finally done and upddates might come faster now? idk but i feel like this is suckish..please bear with me. I;m tryna do my best to make my stories good. *sniffle* I just want to be an author! Haha just playin i aint cryin. But please review me your real thoughts...cuz i like to keep it real...bye!