AN: INTERRRROOOOBAAANG!
So Santana was working on some filthy fanfiction as she often found herself doing when she needed something to amuse herself.
It was about some random characters she cared nothing about from a show she only watched twice but that was irrelevant.
The point is…well, the point is the porn.
Anyway, she'd just finished her newest crappy filth-fest when she decided to look over some of her old stuff.
"…stuck her tongue so freakin' deep that the bitch had no option but to…"
Freakin' nice.
And then she noticed the typos.
She was sure she'd checked thoroughly.
And then the missing punctuation.
"Where the fuck are my interrobangs?" she wondered.
She'd definitely put them in her word document but they didn't appear in the posted story.
So she decided to conduct an experiment.
She typed a bunch of random phrases which had nothing to do with the story, and uploaded them to the website's editor.
"The quick, brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
"The quick, brown fox jumped over the lazy dog?"
"The quick, brown fox jumped over the lazy dog!"
There!
She definitely put an exclamation mark and a question mark but only one came out!
"What the fuck is going on here (Exclamation mark) (Question mark)"
And so, Santana considered posting an apology to her readers for her seemingly poor grammar and punctuation skills.
But then she remembered that she was writing porn and no-one would care about exclaimed questions even if the messed-up punctuation totally ruined the flow of the story and made no sense.
And then she wrote something about how a gorgeous blonde with shiny, blue eyes went down on some Latina chick.
AN: Multiple punctuations.
Fuckin' serious.