Here we are in Judge Trudy's courtroom.

Announcer: This is another case of Judge Trudy. If you have a complaint, don't take the law into your hands, take it to Judge Trudy. See that man? He's lousy.

Here's the case. A young boy named Kylie Mark and his English Teacher, Mr. Stoop. Let the case begin.

"Rise up!" said the bailiff. All the children rose up. And Judge Trudy walked in. "Sit down, everyone," replied Judge Trudy. So all the children sat back down.

"I am Judge Trudy," she continued, "So, Kylie Mark, I understand you have a complaint against Mr. Stoop, do you?"

"Yeah," said Kylie Mark, "He took away my favorite things." The children booed at Mr. Stoop and threw cabbages at him. "This is unacceptable!" shouted Mr. Stoop.

"I am nicknaming you to Mr. Stupid!" said Judge Trudy, "So why did you take away this boy's favorite things?" "Well," said Mr. Stoop, "He had a water squirter, a book that said mean things about me, and a toy motor car."

"Okay," said Judge Trudy, "But was it okay for you to take away those things from this defenseless boy?" "Well, yes," said Mr. Stoop.

"Because you are the worst teacher in the whole wide world!" said Kylie, "I was expressing myself. And you're Mr. Stupid!" "Hey, you-" began Mr. Stoop, but was interrupted by Judge Trudy.

"Keep your mouth shut Mr. Stupid!" she bellowed, "This boy is right, you are a stupid man! And you're a mean man too! Anyway, Kylie, did he return your belongings?"

"No, Judge Trudy," said Kylie, "He never did." "That because I chose to keep them from this boy." "They're in his pants," said Kylie.

"Bailiff!" said Judge Trudy, "Return the boy's favorite possessions." "I will," said the Bailiff. He walked to Mr. Stoop, and ripped his pants off and gave it to Kylie. Kylie was very happy to have his book, his water squirter and his toy car.

Well, Mr. Stoop had no pants now. Well, at least he's wearing his boxer shorts. "Hey, that wasn't very nice!" said Mr. Stoop, "I demand you return those things back to me!"

"Shut your hole, Mr. Stupid!" bellowed Judge Trudy. Then, Judge Trudy and Mr. Stoop got into an argument.

"That it! You loose!" shouted Judge Trudy, "I find in favor of the plaintiff, Kylie Mark that you owe him an amount of $40,000." "What?!" said Mr. Stoop, "I don't have $40,000!"

"Well, you're going to encounter a Pottsylvanian Creeper, a cartoon Man-Eating plant!" said Judge Trudy. Mr. Stoop's Punishment is encountering a Pottsylvanian Creeper.

Some men, wearing Anti-Man-Eating suits came into the courtroom, with a Pottsylvanina Creeper. One of the men grabbed Mr. Stoop and took him away to encounter the Pottsylvanian Creeper. "These were copied from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show," said one of the men.

"Wait!" he cried, "I don't want to die! I want a re-trail!" Eventually the Pottsylvanian Creeper ate Mr. Stoop alive. And Kylie enjoyed every single moment of it. "I want to be alive!" whined Mr. Stoop, inside the Pottsylvanian Creeper.

"Next case!"

Announcer: Well, here comes a girl and a suckish lady. Yes, I'm talking about that teacher. My parents wish I never had any good luck.

Here's the case. A young girl named Maria Lloyd and her Science Teacher, Mrs. Shirk. Let the next case begin.

"Now, Maria Lloyd," began Judge Trudy, "You have a complaint against Mrs. Shirk here. What's between you two?"

"Yeah, well," began Maria, "That Shriek over there, keeps giving me detention!" The children booed at Mrs. Shirk. "Judge Trudy," said Mrs. Shirk, "Explain why do I have to put up with this."

"Because you gave this girl detention a lot!" shouted Judge Trudy. "Well, that's because I was just being who I am," began Maria. "Very reasonable," said Judge Trudy.

"Well, I hate it when you're just being yourself," said Mrs. Shirk, "I just don't like it." "Unreasonable!" said Judge Trudy. "But your honor," said Mrs. Shirk. "Shut your mouth, I-Love-Talking!" said Judge Trudy.

"Well, you didn't have to give me detention for who I am," said Maria. "Yeah," said the bailiff.

"Well, I just did!" said Mrs. Shirk, "I don't like it! And I demand you to let me win this case!" "Well I understand you don't like people for who they are," said Judge Trudy, "Well, come closer." And so she did. "Well," said Mrs. Shirk.

"You made me angry!" shouted Judge Trudy, yelling at Mrs. Shirk, "You loose! I find in favor of the plaintiff, Maria Lloyd that you owe her an amount of $30,000." "What?!" said Mrs. Shirk, "You're kidding me! I don't have $30,000!"

"Well, then I'm going to have you messed up and/or destroyed permanently!" said Judge Trudy, "Who wants to put mean, vulgar, untrue, gross, personal things about Mrs. Shriek on the Internet?" "I would!" said a tough mean looking man in the crowd.

"Okay, you can do that," said Judge Trudy. Mrs. Shirk's punishment is to have mean things posted about her on the Internet. The mean looking man ran out of the building, cheering and whooping.

He will put untrue things about Mrs. Shirk on the Internet. "Hey!" shouted Mrs. Shirk, "You come back here!"

But she was too weak and mean and pathetic to stop the man from bashing her on-line. "She's going to be ruined," said the Bailiff.

Everyone laughed. Soon, Mrs. Shirk's life will be ruined.

"Court dismissed," concluded Judge Trudy, "Bring in the dancing lobsters." Dance music is played. And the lobsters came into the courtroom, dancing. Everyone else joined in, too. And so did the Bailiff.