Meat Dooper
One day, a lady walked into the store. "Hi," said the girl, "Welcome to Meat Dooper. Would you like to try something?" "Um, wasn't this a jerky store?" asked the lady.
"Yep," said the girl, "We changed it. We're now meat selling people." "We realized Jerky wasn't really our thing," said the father.
"What would you like?" asked the girl. "I'll take that particular meat," said the lady. "Okay," said the girl. The lady took a bite out of the meat.
"Ugh," she exclaimed, "Why is it go stinky and gross?" "That's garbage beef," said the girl. "Garbage beef!!" screamed the lady. She spat out the beef and ran away screaming.
"Daddy," said the girl, upset, "She didn't finish her beef." "Do not worry," said her father, "Maybe someone else will come."
Soon, a boy walked in. "Hey," he said, "A meat store, what do you got?" "Well," said the girl, "We got Grass Meat, Soil Gizzard, and Dirty Beefy."
"Oh, gross!" said the boy, "That stuff? Don't you have anything else?" "Well, try bull charge," said the girl. "Okay," said the boy.
And so he did taste it. "Mmm, good," he said, "But why do you call it Bull Charge." That's when out of nowhere, a bull appeared and charged at the boy randomly. "You people are nuts!" he shouted.
Before he could say anymore, the bull charge him out of Meat Dooper. "He loved it, Daddy," said the girl. "Why, yes, he does," said the father.
Soon, the grandpa came out. "Would you like some more water for your next meat?" he asked. "Not now, grandpa!" said the father. "Failure!" said the grandpa and he went back into the kitchen.
Soon a man walked into the store. "Welcome to Meat Dooper," said the girl, "Would you like to try out our famous meat?" "Well, because you said famous," said the man, "I would." "Here," said the girl. She gave the man a slice of a particular meat.
The man tried out the meat. "Mmm," he said "This is very good. What do you call this meat?" "We call it Black Hole, Beef," said the girl. "Good," said the man, eating the meat, "But why do you call this Black Hole Beef?"
As the man said that, he fell into a Black Hole that suddenly appeared underneath his feet. He will be falling forever.
"Daddy," said the girl, "We really are meat people." "That's right," said the father.
The grandpa came out again. "I'm feeling dizzy," he said. "Not now, grandpa!" said the father.
"Oh, Failure!" said the grandpa and he went back into the kitchen.