Another day, a really angry customer walked into the Blockblister store. A large angry man. "Yaga," said Gnocchi, "Welcome to our video store, Blockblister. How may we help you?"

"Rip offs!" bellowed the man, "I came here to rent Space Jam, and this is not Space Jam! Rip off!"

"No, no, no, no, no," said Blini, "You no ask for Space Jam, you asked for Space Ham." "What the ravage!" bellowed the man.

"This movies' better," said Gnocchi. "Much better!" said the whole family. "Oh yeah, take a look at this thing!" bellowed the man. They put the video tape in.


The Movie, Space Ham is played. It showed a ham on a space poster. It had the voice of Biscotti. "Yaga, this is a Space Ham. It's in space. Who knows? I don't know why someone wants to have a Space Ham. The movie is paused.


"Rip off!" bellowed the man. He was angry. "What is that blasted garbage?!" "That's my son Biscotti," said Gnocchi.

"You gave me a rip off!" bellowed the man, "Police!"

Soon, a police officer came into the store. "Hello," said, "What's going on here?" "Play the movie!" said the man. So the family did.

And it showed more of the Space Ham. And more of Biscotti's nonsense. While it did so, Blini was meddling with some buttons beneath the desk.

"I wanted Space Jam and these poor excuse of some people gave me a Ham in space!" said the man to the police officer. "Hmm," said the police officer, "What do you have to say about that?"

"This movies' better," said Gnocchi. "Much better!" said the whole family. "I think not," said the Police officer. "Yeah, you tell them," said the man.

"I think you all better come with me to the police headquarters for your poor excuses for movies," said the Police officer.

Well, Blini actually did something to the police officer. She pressed a button. As she did so, a fat obese lady, glowing green ran up to the police officer. The lady sang a hypersonic blast at the police officer, causing him to disintegrate.

"A radioactive opera singer!" shouted the man. The radioactive opera singer saw the man and chased after him. "You rip-offs!" he shouted, "And destroyers! Law enforcer demolishers!!!"

He ran out of the Blockblister store, with the opera singer chasing after him and singing. "Papa," said Blini, "I think they loved our movie."

"It's true," said Biscotti. "And now he has a praise," said Gnocchi.

Meanwhile, the man tried to report all of what he experienced to the FBI; unfortunately, the radioactive opera singer dissolved all the people of the FBI.