Fang: So, I finally persuaded Kate to give me a bit of space. Sadly she took that as needing FanFic space, not physical space. But what can I say? We love her, we really do!

Kate: Awwww... I knew you all cared about me! -tears of joy-

Fang: Okay then...

With that I ask the question; Do I really need to disclaim myself? I'm confused with that, I mean, I am the person! But just in case JP decides to go on a rampage, suing his characters for umm... Telling their life stores? I don't own anything familiar.

BTW, I made this list up with Kate (actually doing most of these things), & we didn't get it off someone's profile. Just clearing that up.

So... Enjoy!

1) Lie in the bottom of a shopping trolley & wait to scare someone who notices you. (Timing it is fun for two)

2) Shut your eyes in the middle of an isle & continue shopping as normal.

3) Go up to some random lady & hug her, crying hysterically at her reaction. (If she hugs back, RUN!)

4) Go to the service desk & loudly/sweetly ask where you can find something you know they don't have. (I.e. A bunny in a newsagent, or a book in a shoe shop.)

5) Stand in the busiest area & look lost. When someone from the staff team asks you if you need any help, scream & yell "STOP STALKING ME!"

6) Purchase a small bag of bird seed/chicken feed/other edible animal food, then go about your day eating said food. When people look at you, scream "IT'S ORGANIC!"

7) Walk into the wrong change rooms & try to go in with the wrong underwear. (Kate got me to do this one. Yeah, they called security & we have to find a new place to shop...)

8) Stand somewhere near a TV (on of course) & talk to it.

9) Stand inside a freezer (ice cream is best), close your eyes & cross your arms across your chest (much like a mummy). When people come too close, or look, jump out & scare them.

10) Attempt to climb to the highest point in the store. When people ask/point, jump!

10.1) Actually do what you came to do, SHOP!

Fang: There you are, 10.1 things to do at the shops! Didn't see the '.' at first, did you?

Kate: He would love for you all to review.

Fang: I'm not too fussed over it, but it would be nice!

R&R!