Stupid sayings that mean what?
Fang: So, talking to Kate the other day when she said 'Pleased as punch.' It got me thinking about all the stupid little things that people have said like that...
Kate: Let's write them all down and wonder over them!
Fang: Fine... But just warning that this one is gonna be short... Kate wants to update her other stories...
Kate: Which you all had better read! Please.
Fang: Just let them read this one already!
Kate: Kay. ENJOY!
Pleased as punch. (Gotta start somewhere, right?)
Happy as Larry. (Who the hell is Larry, and why is he so god damn happy?)
Tickled pink. (What about those of us who don't enjoy being tickled, or better still, people who aren't ticklish?)
Fly in the ointment. (Yes, Max has been over this before. It's just plain gross...)
Stick in the mud. (Isn't this to be expected? There's gonna be a couple of sticks in ya mud!)
A monkey's uncle. (Well theoretically, this means that if you're the uncle, you should be a monkey too.)
Bob's your uncle. (What is it with Bob? I know some very nice Bobs, so don't diss them out!)
Average Joe. (Again with the name discrimination!)
Guinea Pig. (I don't think that there's anything wrong with Guinea Pigs, and they're not the only things that get tested on.)
Til the cows come home. (So Kate, her little brother - James, and I were watching Open Season, and we saw it in there. So it had to be put in here!)
Fang: So that's about all I can come up with, just ten... If you can think of any more, let us know. We'll start a reviewing chain, so review with a response to any you can think of... Sort of like a forum, except I can't be bothered to set a new one up and Nor can Kate.
Kate: Plus I feel a little sick... -vomits into bucket-clutches bucket- I think I'll go lie down now...
Fang: Yeah, you go do that...
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