50 Reasons to Have Sex White Collar

by mystic7194

In How I Met Your Mother they create a list of 50 Reasons to Have Sex. I've written a fic for every reason. The fics are mostly slash from different fandoms including Sherlock, Supernatural, Grimm, and Glee. Most fics stand alone. This story contains the White Collar fics. Visit my profile for fics in other fandoms. see each chapter for specific warnings, pairings, ext.

3. Reason 46: It's Getting a Little Hard

Title: Reason 46: It's Getting a Little Hard

Spoilers: None Pairing: Neal/Peter; implied Neal/Peter/El Rating: R Warning: hand job, blow job, implied kinky sex, implied spankings, implied punishment

Summary: During an FBI briefing, Neal's daydreams about his relationship with the Burkes cause little!Neal to get excited. Peter helps him out.

"So, Neal will..." Neal is barely listening as Peter outlines his plan to arrest the suspect. All of this careful planning is just like preparing for a heist. It really gets Neal's adrenaline going. And Peter's right in front of him, an impressive and commanding leader. It reminds Neal of the different sort of commands that Peter and Elizabeth had given him last night in the privacy of the Burk's bedroom. Neal's ass still aches against the uncomfortable conference room seats from the spanking he'd received last night for being disobedient.

With the memories of last night running through Neal's mind as well as the reality of a commanding Peter right in front of him, Neal isn't surprised that little-Neal takes an interest in the situation. Neal realizes that it's completely inappropriate to be sporting an erection during a briefing with a dozen FBI agents sitting around him. That would deter any normal person but little-Neal is a kinky bastard. The thrill of being caught just makes him harder.

He tries to deal with little-Neal by thinking of something unsexy: sweaty people, earwax, Fowler in a bikini. But Peter is still right in front of him, competent and commanding. Commanding Peter beats Fowler in a bikini any day.

The sudden movement around him alerts Neal that the meeting is over. He thinks about heading back to his desk like the other agents but he has a rather prominent bulge in his nicely tailored pants that could attract attention. Maybe if he just sits here for a little while the problem will take care of itself.

"Neal, what are you still doing in here?" Peter's question startles Neal from his thoughts. Neal assumed that Peter had left with the others.

"Peter," Neal says with an overbright smile. "I was just gathering my thoughts..." Neal lies. He's pretty sure Peter isn't buying it. Peter presses into Neal's space. Peter looks Neal up and down searching for the deception. His eyes stop on Neal's tented pants.

"Are you hard?"

"I..." but before Neal can come up with an excuse Peter's hand investigates for itself. Neal can't help but groan as Peter's hand travels over his erection.

"Peter," the FBI agent's name becomes a prayer for release.

Peter unzips the ex-con's pants and grips his cock. Peter begins to teasingly stroke. He keeps Neal on the edge of orgasm, teetering so close but not giving him enough to go over. Neal bucks up into Peter's grip seeking more. Peter holds Neal's hips down and Neal whimpers. But Peter understands what Neal needs. He begins to stroke faster and Neal is quickly brought to orgasm. Neal nearly bites through his lip trying to remain quiet while he explodes in Peter's hand. He's pretty sure the shades were drawn over the glass walls before the meeting (at least Neal hopes so) but it wouldn't do for any of the other agents to hear what he and Peter are doing.

Peter is cleaning Neal up when Neal notices that the FBI agent is still hard. What kind of boyfriend would he be if he didn't reciprocate?

He sinks gracefully to his knees and takes Peter into his mouth. The FBI agent shudders with pleasure as the ex-con expertly licks and sucks him to orgasm. Peter's hands tangle in Neal's hair but he's careful not to pull. They try to refrain from getting too rough while at work. When Peter comes, Neal swallows it all and licks Peter clean before tucking him back into his pants.

"After we're done with this case you're coming home for dinner," Peter says after he's caught his breath. It's more a statement of fact than a request. Neal is aware that there will be more than just dinner. El will probably want to punish them for having sex at work without her permission.

Neal can't wait.

AN: Who has 6 grad school projects and a NaNoWrMo novel she should be working on? This girl. But f*ck it. I'd rather be writing fanfics for you guys. Please leave me a review.