Disclaimer: I don't own One Tree Hill and Yu-Gi-Oh! I do however own JT, and Sabrina.
The rules were set, the teams were made, and it was time to start off dare night with Seto giving Marik the first dare of the evening. Everyone then headed towards the mall and to the section where all the lockers were.
Marik: (opens the locker with the key and finds a backpack with a small envelope inside.)
Malik: Well don't just stand there like the dumbass that you are…what does it say?
Marik: Shut up Malik! (pulls the card out of the envelope and starts reading it.) Return these clothes to stores in the mall. (looks inside the bag to see what clothes are in there.)
Joey: That's it?
Tristan: Doesn't seem that bad to me.
Ryou: Yea what's so wrong with that?
Marik: (flips the card over onto the back then chuckles lightly.)
Malik: What?
Marik: While wearing them.
All the guys excluding Marik: (laugh lightly.)
Then the phone in the bag Marik was holding starts to ring.
Marik: (picks up the phone and answers it.) What?
Seto: (on the other end.) Hope you don't plan on giving up just yet. Cause the fun has yet to get started. (comes walking down the hall along with the girls and Bakura in tow.)
Joey: Like hell were giving up Kaiba!
Malik: Exactly, the fun has yet to arrive in kicking the girl's assess.
JT: Kiss my ass Malik, because we're gonna win not you.
Malik: (smirks.) That a request, because I wouldn't mind doing it again.
JT: (blushes and pretends to be mad.) Haha very funny! Keep joking because we're about to do some serious damage.
Malik: Well game on then Baby Girl.
JT: Hmph. (walks off with Tea, Sabrina, Mai, and Bakura following in tow.)
Seto: Anyway here are your dares in this carrying case, so good luck and remember this ends at midnight.
Serenity: Good luck guys! (walks off with Kaiba in tow.)
Yami: Well I think we should split up. You know, divide and conquer. (hands out some envelopes to each of them.)
Malik: Pretty good idea, we'll all cover more ground that way.
Yami: Everyone got your cell phone?
Ryou, Malik, Joey, Tristan, and Marik: Yea
Yami: Okay so how about Marik you go off by yourself, Malik, Ryou and I go off and then Joey you and Tristan go off as well.
Joey: Sounds like a plan
Marik: Fine by me, I'd rather be by myself then with you losers.
Yami: Like anyone of us would wanna be with you anyway.
Marik: Whatever.
Ryou: Marik since you're going off by yourself catch up with us later, if not then meet us at Burger World.
Marik: Fine whatever, now if you'll excuse me I gotta do this damn dare.
Malik: You really gonna do this dare?
Marik: Of course I am, because I know that asshole Kaiba doesn't think I'll do it. And I don't back down from challenges.
Malik: (smirks.) Alright then, let's do this.
Joey: Yea! C'mon Tristan.
Tristan: Alright man, I'm in it to win it!
Joey: We'll see you guys later. (starts walking off with Tristan in tow.)
Malik: (reaches into the bag to see what kinds of clothes Marik has to return, then pulls out a purple cotton lacy bra with black designs on it.) Damn…you gotta admit he's pretty good.
Marik: Hmph…but I'm better. (snatches the bra from Malik's hands and puts it back in the bag.) Alright see ya. (starts to walk off.)
Yami: Alright Ryou, Malik, let's go. (start to walk off with Ryou and Malik.)
Marik: (walking past Bakura.) Have fun with the girls tonight. (then walks deeper into the mall.)
Bakura: (yelling after Marik) Suck dick Marik!
Mai: Anyway how about we all pair up, that way we complete more dares.
Sabrina: Fine by me.
Mai: Personally I think Bakura and Tea should pair up and the rest of us go off together.
Sabrina and JT: Fine with us.
Tea: No not fine!
Bakura: Like hell I'm going with her.
Tea: Why can't I just go with one of you guys?
Mai: This way is better for the team Tea.
Tea: Yea right! I don't wanna be with him until midnight.
Bakura: Like being with you is making me any happier too.
JT: C'mon Tea it's required.
Tea: How is it required?
Sabrina: Because this is your first dare. (handing her an envelope.)
Tea: (takes the envelope.) Why am I getting the first envelope?
Sabrina: Serenity told me to make sure I give you this one and not anyone of us.
JT: Plus she's the one that suggested you pair up with Bakura anyway, and that you do that dare on the card.
Tea: (opens the envelope and starts to read. When she finished reading it she started to laugh.) Please I can do this in my sleep.
JT: Then do it missy.
Tea: Alright then.
Mai: Okay we each have our own dares and picture phone so let's move out.
JT: See you guys later.
Sabrina, Mai, and JT: (walk off leaving Bakura and Tea standing there.)
Tea: Alright then Bakura let's go, the faster we finish these dares the less time I have to spend with you.
Bakura: You took the words right out of my mouth Gardner. (begins to walk off.)
Tea: (lets out a heavy sigh then catches up with Bakura.)
Within the mall, Marik arrives to the first store wearing the outfit he has to return which is a black silk top that fit his upper body beautifully and black leather pants.
Marik: (walks up to the register.) Hey lady I came here to return this shirt. (starts to unbutton the shirt and takes it off leaving him on with only just wearing a bra.)
Clerk lady: (looks at him funny.)
Marik: And I also have the receipt for it too. (trying to adjust the bra.)
Clerk lady: (still looking at him funny, then shakes her head a bit.) Ummm okay….ummm may I ask why you're returning it.
Marik: Wrong size. (adjusts the bra again.)
Clerk lady: Can't we get you another size?
Marik: No don't think so.
Clerk lady: Hmmm.
Marik: (turns around and sees a lady behind him looking on the racks of clothes.) Yo lady do you mind taking a picture? (gives the lady the phone.)
Lady: Oh umm sure okay.
Marik: (leans close towards the clerk lady so she can be in the picture as well.)
Lady: Okay now smile! (takes the picture of Marik and then hands him back the phone.) Here you go.
Marik: Thanks. (then walks out of the store.)
Clerk lady: Well that was interesting.
Lady: You can say that again.
In the food court we see Mai, JT, and Sabrina at a food stand doing their dare.
JT: Okay can I have five pickled eggs please?
Sabrina: Hey Mai, why don't I just get a picture of you eating one egg and we tell him you ate five?
Mai: (looks at her like she's crazy.) Sabrina Williams!
Sabrina: What?
Mai: Hun we don't cheat.
JT: Well you cheated on that midterm last year.
Mai: Shut up JT, like you never cheated on a test before.
JT: No because unlike you I study.
Sabrina: Alright guys enough, let's just do this.
Mai: Fine by me, here Hun. (handing JT the phone, then picking up an egg.) Ok here I go. (takes a bite into it.)
JT: Argh, gross! (takes the picture.)
Sabrina: That's one down and four more to go.
Mai: (shaking her head no.) Uh-uh. (spits the egg back out into a napkin.)
JT: Uh Sabrina, make that five more to go.
Mai: Ha-ha. (moves the napkin towards JT as if trying to make her eat some of it too.)
JT: Ewww get that nasty crap away from me.
Mai: (laughing.)
Sabrina: I wonder how Tea and Bakura are doing.
JT: Hopefully they haven't killed each other yet.
Sabrina: I believe by the end of the night those two will actually become great friends or even more. (getting giddy.)
JT: Yea right, hell will freeze over before those two ever become friends let along more than that.
Sabrina: I believe they could, and Serenity must think the same thing since she paired them up together.
Mai: She must've been crazy because it'll never happen.
Sabrina: Believe whatever you guys want, but it'll happen and when those two do I'll be the one to say 'I told ya so.'
JT: Sure whatever.
Across town, Joey and Tristan walked into a room filled with soft music and lit candles in some places in the room.
Joey: Well this is the place, 'Heaven's Gate Massage and Spa.'
Tristan: What does the back say?
Joey: Ask for the special. (looks at Tristan.)
Joey and Tristan: (look at each other for a few minutes then burst out.) THAT'S THE HAPPY ENDING! (both try and ring the little bell on the table but are pushing each other out of the way.)
Tea: (looking up at the sign on the building.) You sure this is the right place?
Bakura: (smiling "innocently" at Tea.) Would I ever lie to you Tea?
Tea: (turns to Bakura.) Yea you would, like that time you gave me those snack bars and said they help you lose weight but instead made me gain weight like crazy. And then there was that time when we all went to Kaiba's beach house and while I was sleeping you put me on the roof. And thanks to you I got bad sunburn that made me look like that crazy woman who liked to tan so much and took her kid to that tanning booth.
Bakura: (laughing his ass off.) Yea, that was pretty funny. (stops laughing.) But yea, according to the card this is the place.
Tea: Alright then let's go in.
Tea and Bakura: (both walk into a fancy restaurant and stopped at the front where the host is.)
Tea: So all it says I have to do is get a table right?
Bakura: With no wait.
Tea: Kaiba could've picked a better dare for me to do then this. (walks towards the host.) Hi I was wondering-
Host: (cutting Tea off and not even looking at her) Name.
Tea: Ummm…Tea Gardner.
Host: Nope.
Tea: But you didn't even check your list.
Host: (looks up at Tea.) Perhaps there's another name.
Tea: Angelina Jolie
Host: No
Tea: Queen of Hearts
Host: No
Tea: Queen Sheba
Host: No
Tea: Hanna Montana
Host: Definitely not.
Tea: Selena Gomez.
Host: I don't think so.
Bakura: (steps up in Tea's place.) Ok how about Bakura.
Host: (looks down at the list.) Ah yes, a table for two for Bakura, right this way sir. (walks off to seat them.)
Tea: (looking shocked at Bakura.) How the hell…how's your name on the list?
Bakura: (smirks) Maybe because I'm better than you and I fucking rule.
Tea: Or maybe it's because Serenity or Kaiba put in reservations and just used your name instead of mine.
Bakura: (smirk disappears.) Perhaps…anyway let's just go to our seats. (walks off to where the host was.)
Tea: (follows behind him.)
BlueMoon Goddess: Wow I wonder how the dinner between Tea and Bakura will go? And let's not forget about Marik and his dare, I swear just picturing that in my mind is freaking sexy and funny at the same time. Until next time my fellow readers!