CHAPTER 3

Whee!

Oh all the reviews!

For the record, I love you all!

every time i get someone happy that Sasuke got his arse kicked I'm really pleased because you would not BELIVE how much fun i had writing that scene!

Believe it or not I'm a Sasuke fan girl XP

I just thought it would be good for Sakura to stand up for herself and all her years of unrequited love

But I mean...he doesn't have to be SUCH a bastard about it...

Anyway, i thank you reviewers!

And to LovelySakura101, no, he gets accidental revenge seeing as he really hasn't had time to plan any. He gets it thanks to a character I'm having a BLAST turning into a teacher!

read on! Enjoy!

The girls ambled down the hall to their Home Economics class. As they went, they talked about the project they were being assigned today. Anko-sensei has promised to ruin their spring breaks in a special sort of way, and everyone in class was dying to know what it was.

"Maybe it's like...a family project or something!" Hinata chimed in, munching on the granola bar she had pulled from her bag.

"Awwwwww! You have to be kidding me!" Temari whined. "I'm supposed to spend the week with my boyfriend!" Temari and Sakura were the only ones without boyfriends at the school. Well, actually Sakura had just recently broken up with a boy from their rival academy. Temari on the other hand, was dating a very punky, handsome American boy. They fit perfect together, and it was pretty darn obvious that he was whipped. Of course he would never admit it, but he was. "Anko-sensei must be NUTS to give us something like that over spring break!"

Ten Ten just looked at her friend. "Anko-sensei IS nuts. We all know it. Yet she's a great teacher. I say we just go with the flow, huh?" she suggested. Of the 5 of them, Ten Ten usually was the laid back observer.

Sakura nodded. It was Friday. Spring break started tomorrow, and everyone was very exited. Of course most teachers had been nice and easy and given them no homework. Oh no, not Anko. She was determined to make them work whether they liked it or not. She had a special project for them over the course of this week. She told them it would be assigned today, and be careful with plans. What she was assigning would take actual work, and would not just be a pushover assignment.

The girls entered the classroom. They said hello to Anko, who was smirking widely. She looked kind of evil to tell you the truth. She was grinning in a creepy sense, and you could tell as the girls entered the room that the wheels in her brain were turning. They walked quickly to their seats and sat down, turning the correct ways in their chars to continue talking.

Hinata's back was turned to the door so she didn't notice as Naruto came out of no where and his hands encircled her stomach. "Hey sunshine." he whispered in her ear. Hinata was so startled she jerked and her head connected with Naruto's nose. "Ow!" the boy exclaimed, bringing one of his hands away from her and putting it over her nose.

"Naruto!" Hinata squeaked. "Ohhh my God I'm so sorry you scared me are you okay?" you could tell by the look on her face she felt terrible. And she did feel terrible. She ALWAYS felt terrible. Hinata was a very jumpy person, and Naruto never seemed to learn. This almost always happened when he snuck up on her like he just did. She'd stepped on his toes, slapped him before realizing, elbowed him from fright. Of course, she often managed to bring pain to herself in these little mishaps. Like banging her knee, walking into a wall from being startled and distracted, tripping over her feet in fright, or there are even the few times she's jumped and missed a step, then fallen down stairs. All the same neither of them had ever been SERIOUSLY injured (even though there had been plenty of almosts) and neither of them learned. To be honest it was cute.

Shikamaru had just come from the door as well, his arm now lazily across Ino's shoulders. "Naruto, your so troublesome."

"Just watch that you stop hurting my cousin." Neji snapped. He too had arrived, and was standing next to Ten Ten, their hands and fingers linked.

Naruto was just smiling at this point, his hand removed from his nose to prove to Hinata that he was perfectly okay. He smiled to reassure her, and tried to hide his slight wince. Hinata smiled weakly back at him, trying not to feel bad because he wanted her happy. There was idle chat for a few moments, and then none other one Uchiha Sasuke walked through the door.

"Hey Sasuke!" Naruto called. "Errrrr..." He noticed his error once he saw Sakura's glare. Hands in his pockets, Sasuke sulked over to the group. His lip was swollen, and his cheek's bruise was visibly noticeable at this point. His black eye also was coming in quiet nicely. He was swaggering a little less at the moment, but still openly smirking at her. His eyes raked over her body as they always did. Acting like he had the right to do that. How he irked her.

"So Sakura," Sasuke began with his ever present smirk, "Where'd you learn to fight like that? Never though something like that would have come out of someone with your kinda form."

She only stared coldly at him. "Do me a favor, loser. Go bother someone else." she tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear, and continued to glare at him.

"Ohhhhhh and Uchiha gets shot DOWN!" Naruto laughed. He half regretted it, and sweat dropped once he saw the daggers being glared at him from a certain prodigy.

The bell rang and everyone sat down in their seats. Surprisingly, in this Home Ec class, the ratio of boys to girls was almost even. Only because all the guys who had joined thought it would be because it would be just them and a class full of girls. Ahhhh silly boys think alike. Well, needless to say it wasn't just 1 boy and 20 girls

it was 10 boys and 11 girls. Nearly even.

Anko stood. Her grin was pretty damn scary, and one looking at her would be freaked. Needless to say her class was. At least, the ones paying attention to her were a little freaked. Sakura was freaked for multiple reasons. Not only was Anko-sensei looking pretty...evil. Poor Sakura was also geting death glares from every girl in the class besides her friends. The girls in here had joined the class to get something out of it, only to be ecstatic that their dear 'Sasuke-kun-' was in it with them. Apparently the fact that Sasuke had been beaten up, and it was Sakura who had done it, was already all over school.

'Shit...' Sakura thought to herself, her head slumping onto her shoulder on the desk. She hadn't thought about 'Murder by Fangirl' but at the moment it was an option that seemed to be looming closer and closer. She peeked out and looked over at Temari. She noticed, and crossed her eyes at Sakura, making the pink haired girl smile. She playfully stuck her tounge out at her friend, and they both grinned, each more at ease.

Anko just stood there smiling. Over 5 minutes had passed, and she had barely moved. With nothing to do, Sakura began to think. Her hand supported her chin as her elbow rested on the desk. She thought about the fight she had just been in. How had she beaten him? I mean really? But it was only her belittling herself. She'd been fighting since she was 5. Not just in a class or anything. Once in 1st grade a boy had pushed her down hard, so she would get out of the way and he could go down the slide first. Instead of being sad, she'd gotten mad, and when the boy had come back around to go on the slide again, she had punched him in the nose.

She actually grinned at the memory. She'd never been docile, thats for sure.

"Afternoon class." Anko sensei finally uttered. The tension in the class was for too high for anyone to actually respond. Her smile had not wavered, and was a bit creepier now that Sakura was focused on it. Anko clapped her hands together once, succeeding in making the entire class jump from the loud noise. "Well!" She began. "It's finally 8th period! Hurrah for you." She was smirking at this point, yet evil had not left her face. "I know you all think I'm going to ruin your ENTIRE spring breaks, but that is where your wrong!"

A few eyebrows raised at this and there were some mutters around the class.

"Oh no! Ruin your spring break? All of yours? How awful." for a moment she almost seemed sweet. Then the moment was revoked.

"I'm only going to ruin SOME of yours!" She exclaimed it happily. If they hadn't been in desks, most of the students would have fallen over anime style.

She gestured to a table on her right with a white sheet over it. No one had noticed it before, which was odd because now it seemed a little hard to miss. She whipped off the sheet.

Most of the jaws dropped in horror. Covering the table was plastic babies in car seats.

"What. The. Hell." Sakura said slowly. Anko smiled, pleased with their reactions.

"Baby project!" she clapped her hands together, enjoying the still shocked looks on her students faces. "There's only 7 babies, for 10 couples and...Temari." At this Temari grinned. During their last group project she had turned the table over ONTO Kankuro and Lee, then poured glue in their hair because they werent cutting her paper animals correctly. The time before that she and Gaara had been forced to cook together, and Gaara had walked out of the class to the bathroom to see what he could to about getting pancake batter out of his hair and clothes.

"SO! Some of you will have other marriage problems. Like...Financial ones." She rattled off three couples. One got their house burned down, they had to deal with that. The second couples family cut them off from inheritance, and thats what they were living off of. The third couple's tragedy was; the husband was a brain surgeon, he had been careless with an operation, and the patient had died cause of a mistake. He got laid off, and they had always been free with their money, and were now homeless.

The reason the students were so disturbed by this was because Anko had been so absolutley ecstatic to tell them their God-awful fates, and had happily smiled at their horrified reactions. She had actually giggled.

"Now! For the couples that get babies!" Each fan girl sat higher in her chair, stars dancing around their eyes, each dreaming that maybe, just MAYBE! This would be the day they worked with Sasuke! You could practically SEE the wheels turning in their heads. Most of their plans went something like this. 1. He comes over. 2. He see's me at my BEST, I seduce him (probably using a potion of some sort. Ahhhhh fan girls and witch craft), he falls head over heels in love with me. 3. We get married and have lots of REAL babies.

There was alot of sighing through out the room. Ino, Hinata, Temari, Ten-Ten, and mostly Sakura, all started to crack up at this, or make fake throwing up motions. Sakura, did both.

"Anko-Sensei! may we pick our own partners? And if not, will you please oh please assign me with the ever blooming beatiful Sakura! As a couple in this project I'm sure we could--"

"Stop talking."

Anko glared at Lee, having interrupted him from his outburst. His mouth clamped shut. He closed his eyes and streams of tears wiggled down his cheeks. He could be such a bother. Anko usually wanted to smack him when he started going on about the "youthfulness of this acclaimed estate". It was just a school full of horomone controled rampaging teenagers. He made it sound like something special. She always felt like punching him in the face to make him shut his stupid pie hole. Wasn't she a nice teacher?

"Rock Lee and Iseki Tori." The two juniors looked at each other. Poor Tori. She definatly got the short hand of the deal. Seeing as she was a normal person, and got stuck with the boy spouting about youth at the ripe age of 16.

Next Soto Aya was paired with Gaara, Temari's youngest brother. They were both freshman, so it worked alright.

Kankuro, Temari's other brother, was paired with Hotaka Reika. She was a senior and he a sophomore. Haha.

Ten Ten and Neji. Ino and Shikamaru. Hinata and Naruto.

Surprise, surprise.

And lastly, with the most evil grin she could muster, Anko smoothly called out,

"Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura."

Bwahahahaha. Now aren't I evil XP

No worries, the next chapter should be coming up shortly. Haha, wait til you see Sakura's rage. Ahhhh I'm having fun with this .

Thanks for reading, once again. Sorry this was so short. The next chapter ought to be better.